Teacher found naked with drugs at elementary school

[QChawks]

According to court records, 34-year-old Joe Urias was a teacher at Somerset College Preparatory Academy in Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Authorities were called to Windmill Point Elementary School on Thanksgiving for an alarm indicating a burglary in progress.

When they arrived, they found no evidence of forced entry but through a window, a deputy spotted Urias naked in a classroom along with clothes, food, a laptop, sex toys and marijuana.

 

[Hbotus Dichotomous]

I don't think I wood.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Sorry
I thought I locked the door

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

That's a weird one.

 

[WhiteSoxClone]

Jeez, talk about a let down after seeing the thread title and then opening the actual thread.

 

[QChawks]

 

[TJ8869]

I don’t know what the policy is in Port St. Lucie. But when I was in elementary school, food wasn’t allowed in classrooms except special occasions like someone’s birthday.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Anyone else immediately think of this when reading that?

 

[NDallasRuss]

I don’t know what the policy is in Port St. Lucie. But when I was in elementary school, food wasn’t allowed in classrooms except special occasions like someone’s birthday.

 

[Colonoscopy]

this story made me think of this song

 

[TJ8869]

Jessica Walter was so great.