Yup. We had a team of nutritionists when I coached at Florida and they couldn’t get the grown assed men to do what they needed.
Texas football coach: Water breaks are "woke"
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A few years ago, Chris Doyle could tell you exactly how much fluid each player consumed in a 24 hour period and at what time……I bet they still do monitor stuff like this and record it somewhere.
To be honest, in my adult life I have never used the skills I learned making a baseball bat or a cutting board.
I also have never used the skills I learned from making a fleece jacket.
All three kind of kicked ass. Fleece jacket died decades ago. The baseball bat and cutting board are still in use …. Baseball bat was bad ass.
I still do cook though.
(Cutting board has been ran through a planer a few times since it was made)
You fell for a parody Twitter account. Just suck it up and admit you got fooled.
Your desire to call someone MAGA just because they point out you are a fool shows how deranged you are.
Personally, I will celebrate Trump's upcoming defeat and eventual death just like I did Bin Laden's.
The stench of rotting animal flesh and corn distillates probably acted as natural smelling salts to keep you from passing out.
No offense.
At least 50 high school football players in the U.S. have died from heat stroke after falling ill on the field in the past 25 years.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/how-extreme-heat-affects-young-athletes
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/science/how-extreme-heat-affects-young-athletes
I think people just wanted to make fun of the guy for not being smart and saying something really stupid on social media...............
After finding the tweet on X I'm pretty sure it's fake. Just a guess on my part but I'm not buying it's real. If it was why not keep the name of the school in there if you're trying to out someone for being an idiot.
It does read like it wasn't written by a real human being, but then again there's been a lot worse truthfully written by idiot people.
This. I have no problem with what the coach said. A 15 minute water break every hour is excessive.
At no point does he say the kids won't get water.
We also can't assume anything he's done is what prompted the emails and text messages. If you've ever been on a youth sports "group message" you know the helicopter moms come out of the woodwork with crazy suggestions without prompting. If you've not seen this it's probably you.
Now...posting it on Facebook certainly opens up liability should anything go wrong at practice, whether it's really water-related or not. Not a wise thing to post publicly, but he isn't wrong either.
They like to believe they somehow don't fall for this stuff but they've proven time and time again they will. As soon as the word "woke" was included they were too triggered to realize it.
And that part of it is a roaring success IYAM
THAT'S RIGHT HITMAN!!!!!! HE'S A LOW T MARXIST LOSAH LOONY LIB WHO HANGS OUT IN DA INTERSTATE BATHHOUSES AND GUZZLES SEMEN AND SOY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OFF MESSAGE BOARD PROBATION AND CAN GET BACK TO DA IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE: CRUSHING CANS OF ICE COLD SPRITE AND OWNING DA LIBTAHDS!!!!!!!!! DA BERNIE AND DA SQUAD AND DA SLOW JOE ARE RUINING AMERICA AND THESE SHEEPLE KEEP SUPPORTING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT DA SHEEPLE COME TO SOUTHERN CLAYTON COUNTY AND GET THEIR FOOKIN TEETH SMASHED BY DA HAWKEYE FOOKIN HITMAN!!!!!!!! US ALPHA DAWGS AIN'T GOT TIME FOR DA BETA CUCK LIBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woke started to be used interchangeably with ”pussy" or ”wuss" or the like amongst some conservatives
Is the hitman from Jersey, Phili or Chicago? Seems like you're mixing in a few different dialects here so curious what you're going for.
He was a woke theater pussy, according to tough guy Texas football coach. Just look at the trophy case if you don't believe him.
He’s a journalist, damnit! Don’t you dare even insinuate he didn’t research this and verify his sources before jumping to conclusions!
They're the only fvcking idiots that say stupid shit like woke
He's 100% correct except for one MINOR detail. It isn't warm outside, it's frack'n HOT! On average, there are about 700 heat-related deaths per year, according to the CDC. However, some studies estimate that the true number may be over 1,300 annually, considering indirect factors like cardiovascular and respiratory diseases exacerbated by heat.
Lol...you mean other than the morons that support Trump, like this fvcking idiot. I guess I hit a little too close to home for our resident MAGA's
Representative Stefanik: I am Ultra MAGA, and I'm Proud of It
House Republican Conference Chair responds to a question about President Biden labeling Republicans "ultra MAGA," saying, "I am ultra-MAGA, and I'm proud of it."
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Haven’t you seen all the filthy libs wearing MAGA hats? 😂Lol...you mean other than the morons that support Trump, like this fvcking idiot. I guess I hit a little too close to home for our resident MAGA's
Representative Stefanik: I am Ultra MAGA, and I'm Proud of It
House Republican Conference Chair responds to a question about President Biden labeling Republicans "ultra MAGA," saying, "I am ultra-MAGA, and I'm proud of it."www.c-span.org
Dude, you got duped by a social media parody post and put "peak maga stupidity" in your OP. Maybe steer clear of this thread and hope it goes away.
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I shared it because it perfectly captures MAGA brain whether authentic or not.
Sorry it hurts your feeliings. 😂
Hurts my feelings? No. I think its funny.
But it does make you look dumb sharing it as though it's real.
Next you'll be forwarding Hoka deals you find on facebook.
What about the right with "woke". A republican friend of mine has a personalized license plate WOKE.
Well, he's clearly an idiot. Interesting choice in friends too btw. Though I'm sure this whole thing is made up.
A career that over achieving 7th graders do for fun writing for the school newspaper!
