The Age of HBOT...

[Aardvark86]

Opening:

The film opens on a dark sky full of stars. Cue opening music (perhaps something from the best roadtrip thread).

Then, a scroller from the bottom of the screen....a tweet from Chishawk....


[(over to you, Jimmy McGill)]

 

[Hawk-A-Doodle-Doo]

No matter where this movie goes in Acts 1 and 2....if the third and final Act doesn't take place in a hotel in New Orleans, then this is NOT a historically accurate reflection of HBOT/HORT/HROT.

 

[ButtersHawk]

@Jimmy McGill is walking into a DSM courthouse to defend @McLovin32 for edible possession

 

[JWolf74]

After spending several minutes looking for @FAUlty Gator dick, @Urohawk gives up and heads to the bank to deposit his kickback check from Big Pharma.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Rampant rumors of serial killers in HBOT neighborhoods has come back to not be so funny.... In the distance there is the sound of a coughing old man.....

Next thing we know....we all see a mugshot of @torbee claiming he beat up a bison. I know he is innocent, but I Have to defend @McLovin32 first. Torbee's trial won't occur until next year. So, I'm assembling HBOT legal team

 

[Aardvark86]

Rampant rumors of serial killers in HBOT neighborhoods has come back to not be so funny.... In the distance there is the sound of a coughing old man.....

Next thing we know....we all see a mugshot of @torbee claiming he beat up a bison. I know he is innocent, but I Have to defend @McLovin32 first. Torbee's trial won't occur until next year. So, I'm assembling HBOT legal team

Forensics? Gohox. ****! He’s on leave!!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Forensics? Gohox. ****! He’s on leave!!

GoHox, being both a doctor and lawyer is trying to cover up his tracks......

Unfortunately, sometimes science is a bitch