***The Official Presidential Firsts by Trump Thread***

[RagnarLothbrok]

First president to father children with three different women.

First president to be impeached twice.

First president to inspire a pitifully attempted coup on the United States Capitol.

First president to leave the White House in disgrace by refusing to participate in the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to be found liable in a civil case for sexual abuse.

First president to become a convicted felon. 34 counts to boot.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Please keep the list going.

 

[Chishawk1425]

 

[DirtyJohns97]

First president to father children with three different women.

I doubt this is true

 

[Huey Grey]

First president with a neck vagina so big that even Shaq couldn't fill it.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Please keep the list going.

Probably the first president to threaten military action against an ally?

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

I doubt this is true

By all means, provide the evidence.

There’s no doubt past presidents have banged many chicks. But there is no actual evidence that I am aware of that any have purposely fathered children with three different women.

Not that the Newt Gingrich, family values sect of the religious right gives two shits, but the point still stands.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

By all means, provide the evidence.

I'll get right on that

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

First president to have a face like an Oompa Loompa.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

I'll get right on that

👍

 

[MitchLL]

First President to have at least two known attempts to be assassinated.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

First President to have at least two known attempts to be assassinated.

When President Ford Faced Two Assassination Attempts in One Month | HISTORY

In September 1975, President Gerald Ford escaped two attempts on his life—both by women and both in California.

www.history.com

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

First president to publicly muse about the possibility of ingesting disinfectant to fight a novel virus.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

I doubt this is true

Yeah, that Baron kid is like 7 feet tall…

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

First President to have at least two known attempts to be assassinated.

Multiple presidents have had more than one assassination attempt.

I believe Lincoln did. W. Bush I think did.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Yeah, that Baron kid is like 7 feet tall…

Well, Trump is a robust 6’4 215 pounds, so I will call BS on this implication.

 

[NoWokeBloke]

Ragnar wasn't a whiny pussy on Vikings but is on this board .

 

[MitchLL]

Multiple presidents have had more than one assassination attempt.

I believe Lincoln did. W. Bush I think did.

OK, then I'll wait for the third time.

Or more...

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Ragnar wasn't a whiny pussy on Vikings but is on this board .

Oh wow. What a sick burn.

You even had to edit your original post for greater impact. 😝

Get a life, Ryan. Your bitch ass is weak. 😂

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

How triggered is Ryan going to be in this thread?

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

First to publicly idolize the size of a professional golfer’s “club”

 

[NoWokeBloke]

Oh wow. What a sick burn.

You even had to edit your original post for greater impact. 😝

Get a life, Ryan. Your bitch ass is weak. 😂

My life is laughing at idiots instead of whining like a bitch.

 

[Chishawk1425]

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

My life is laughing at idiots instead of whining like a bitch.

Sounds like a great life. How is Bonespurs ever going to improve on that?

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

First to publicly idolize the size of a professional golfer’s “club”

Ahhh, shit, I forgot that one. 😝

I assume then Trump is the first president to mime a blow job into a mic. Could a resident Christian values poster confirm?

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

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Jesus ****ing Christ.

God, I had almost forgotten how ****in’ stupid he is.

 

[McLovin32]

First President w/ the posture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

First president to father children with three different women.

First president to be impeached twice.

First president to inspire a pitifully attempted coup on the United States Capitol.

First president to leave the White House in disgrace by refusing to participate in the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to be found liable in a civil case for sexual abuse.

First president to become a convicted felon. 34 counts to boot.

And after all that, he STILL has you by the pussy!!! 😂😂😂

BTW, WTF good is a conviction with no penalty? No fine. No confinement. No probation. No deferred sentence. Not even a “scolding”:

"Sir, I wish you Godspeed as you assume your second term in office."

How can a fElOnY even be considered morally wrong if it warrants no punishment whatsoever? It’s as though Merchan and Bragg realized their defeat after election night.

 

[Tiny Hands Trump]

First American president to fellate the Russian president. Publicly too.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

And after all that, he STILL has you by the pussy!!! 😂😂😂

BTW, WTF good is a conviction with no penalty? No fine. No confinement. No probation. No deferred sentence. Not even a “scolding”:

"Sir, I wish you Godspeed as you assume your second term in office."

How can a fElOnY even be considered morally wrong if it warrants no punishment whatsoever? It’s as though Merchan and Bragg realized their defeat after election night.

It warrants a punishment however the judge likely didn't see how he could deliver a punishment on someone who was going to be president in 10 days.

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

And after all that, he STILL has you by the pussy!!! 😂😂😂

BTW, WTF good is a conviction with no penalty? No fine. No confinement. No probation. No deferred sentence. Not even a “scolding”:

"Sir, I wish you Godspeed as you assume your second term in office."

How can a fElOnY even be considered morally wrong if it warrants no punishment whatsoever? It’s as though Merchan and Bragg realized their defeat after election night.

Yep. I triggered the MAGA Idiot Brigade.

All before noon. 😂

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Yep. I triggered the MAGA Idiot Brigade.

All before noon. 😂

Gosh. So apparently responding to dumbshittery is now “triggered”. I guess it’s to be expected from someone caught up in a Viking fantasy. 🙄🙄🙄

 

[RagnarLothbrok]

Gosh. So apparently responding to dumbshittery is now “triggered”. I guess it’s to be expected from someone caught up in a Viking fantasy. 🙄🙄🙄

You project a lot.

God, you’re weird.

 

[ISUBryce]

It warrants a punishment however the judge likely didn't see how he could deliver a punishment on someone who was going to be president in 10 days.

You would think that would be painfully obvious for anybody with half a brain.

 

[BelemNole]

First president who has been described as smelling of old man and dirty diapers by more than one person.

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

First president to father children with three different women.

First president to be impeached twice.

First president to inspire a pitifully attempted coup on the United States Capitol.

First president to leave the White House in disgrace by refusing to participate in the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to be found liable in a civil case for sexual abuse.

First president to become a convicted felon. 34 counts to boot.

If your pussy hurts this badly you should see your gyno immediately!

 

[alaskanseminole]

First President to chase after the most important issues of our time, like:

- Renaming a major body of water.
- Conquering a territory with 56K people minding their own business.
- Pissing off a constituent state's residents by renaming a mountain no one asked him to or even cares about.

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

You project a lot.

God, you’re weird.

And apparently the truth is weird. Wouldn’t have thought rAgNaR’s panties would be so easily knotted. In fact, I wouldn’t have thought rAgNaR wears panties.

 

[Ghee Buttersnaps]

And apparently the truth is weird. Wouldn’t have thought rAgNaR’s panties would be so easily knotted. In fact, I wouldn’t have thought rAgNaR wears panties.

Panties knotted? Let a dude wearing a princess gown read a book to a group of kids and you'll run around screaming in circles for months. JFC, you guys are cotton candy soft...Lord fvcking forbid you just don't TAKE YOUR GD KIDS to the reading!

Not to mention:

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Panties knotted? Let a dude wearing a princess gown read a book to a group of kids and you'll run around screaming in circles for months. JFC, you guys are cotton candy soft...Lord fvcking forbid you just don't TAKE YOUR GD KIDS to the reading!

Not to mention:

Keeping weirdos away from kids isn’t knotted panties. It’s good parenting.