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***The Official Presidential Firsts by Trump Thread***

First president to father children with three different women.

First president to be impeached twice.

First president to inspire a pitifully attempted coup on the United States Capitol.

First president to leave the White House in disgrace by refusing to participate in the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to be found liable in a civil case for sexual abuse.

First president to become a convicted felon. 34 counts to boot.
George Washington was a Felon.
 
George Washington was a Felon.
No, he was not. You have to be convicted of a felony in order to be a felon. And since the good guys won the Revolutionary War, rest assured Washington was never convicted for signing the DOI.

Stop watching Fox News, believing everything posted on Facebook, or whatever bullshit source told you that nonsense. Lol.
 
First president to have to clean up the mess left by liberal loser Biden.

In fact he’s the ONLY president in history who could accomplish such a feat.

He’s also the first president to generally be considered the greatest communicator and deal maker
 
Curious where you read or heard this.
GIF by Late Night with Seth Meyers
 
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And yet Trump is still 0-1 vs the meatball sub.

It amazes me the lengths some otherwise reasonably intelligent people will go to in order to defend the indefensible.

I sometimes wonder if there isn’t some type of evil metaphysical force that has brainwashed a lot of Trump supporters. No other explanation makes sense. This many people can’t be naturally this stupid, but when you read (i.e.) the myriad of idiotic rationalizations for Trump that routinely get thrown out on this board, you just can’t help but wonder how this many people got this stupid. It’s bizarre.
 
This many people can’t be naturally this stupid, but when you read (i.e.) the myriad of idiotic rationalizations for Trump that routinely get thrown out on this board, you just can’t help but wonder how this many people got this stupid
Instant validation of my point:
First president to win 3 elections but only serve 2 terms

How is it possible anyone can be this breathtakingly stupid?
 
It amazes me the lengths some otherwise reasonably intelligent people will go to in order to defend the indefensible.

I sometimes wonder if there isn’t some type of evil metaphysical force that has brainwashed a lot of Trump supporters. No other explanation makes sense. This many people can’t be naturally this stupid, but when you read (i.e.) the myriad of idiotic rationalizations for Trump that routinely get thrown out on this board, you just can’t help but wonder how this many people got this stupid. It’s bizarre.
Right wing media has brainwashed them. This is going to be a long battle to de-program them…
 
Lot of voter fraud in 2020.
Don't let facts get in the way of a good story.

Judges across the political spectrum—appointed by both Republicans and Democrats—overwhelmingly rejected the claims of voter fraud. In most cases, the courts determined that there was insufficient evidence to substantiate claims of widespread voter fraud or to overturn election results.

FUN FACT: At least 10 federal judges appointed by Trump were involved in cases that dismissed claims of voter fraud or election irregularities.
 
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First President to ignore all digital security restrictions and use an unsecured personal cell phone for activities during his presidency.

First President to try to use a sharpie to redirect a hurricane.

First President to have his penis described as a small mushroom on TV by a porn star.

First President to refuse to release his tax forms.

First President to violate the emoluments clause.
 
No, he was not. You have to be convicted of a felony in order to be a felon. And since the good guys won the Revolutionary War, rest assured Washington was never convicted for signing the DOI.

Stop watching Fox News, believing everything posted on Facebook, or whatever bullshit source told you that nonsense. Lol.
Don't have Facebook and don't watch Fox News. I read books. If Washington had lost the British would have killed him because they declared him a traitor and felon. They needed no conviction for this, they just made you a felon. Stop watching MSNBC and X/Twitter for your info.
 
First president to father children with three different women.

First president to be impeached twice.

First president to inspire a pitifully attempted coup on the United States Capitol.

First president to leave the White House in disgrace by refusing to participate in the peaceful transfer of power.

First president to be found liable in a civil case for sexual abuse.

First president to become a convicted felon. 34 counts to boot.
First president to trigger so many liberals. 😉
 
First President who didn't care about governing and was more interested in trolling people who didn't vote for him instead of governing for all.
If you consider the last 4 years governing, then trolling is an upgrade. In addition, liberal superstars like Justin Trudeau and Gavin Newsom are being exposed for the actual outcome of liberal policies. Tough time for progressivism.
 
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Don't have Facebook and don't watch Fox News. I read books. If Washington had lost the British would have killed him because they declared him a traitor and felon. They needed no conviction for this, they just made you a felon. Stop watching MSNBC and X/Twitter for your info.
I don’t watch cable news nor have any social media. I knew damn well what you were getting at and it’s unequivocally stupid. By that logic, all the founding fathers were felons. Again, you have to be actually convicted to be considered a felon. Get a clue.

First president to trigger so many liberals. 😉
Nah, they were pretty triggered by W. In fact, the actual derangement syndrome acronym was first coined by the late conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer who accused liberals of having Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

The Republican idolization and nutsack slurping of Donald Trump is the real derangement syndrome we see today; BDS has become TDS—Trump Dick Sucking. Don’t worry, though, Hans, you are low in that pecking order compared to mental midgets like @Scruddy and @soonerinlOUisiana, who scratch and claw their way to be first in line to lick the sweat off Trump’s scrotum. Those two make the perfect bottom bitches. Trump loves him so poorly-educated cucks. 😝
 
I don’t watch cable news nor have any social media. I knew damn well what you were getting at and it’s unequivocally stupid. By that logic, all the founding fathers were felons. Again, you have to be actually convicted to be considered a felon. Get a clue.


Nah, they were pretty triggered by W. In fact, the actual derangement syndrome acronym was first coined by the late conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer who accused liberals of having Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

The Republican idolization and nutsack slurping of Donald Trump is the real derangement syndrome we see today; BDS has become TDS—Trump Dick Sucking. Don’t worry, though, Hans, you are low in that pecking order compared to mental midgets like @Scruddy and @soonerinlOUisiana, who scratch and claw their way to be first in line to lick the sweat off Trump’s scrotum. Those two make the perfect bottom bitches. Trump loves him so poorly-educated cucks. 😝
The only clue I have is that you hate hate hate Trump. Our founding fathers were felons and would have been put to death. They were not convicted in a US court because they had not been established yet. But they were convicted in the British judicial system to be traitors and felons. You can try and move the goalposts all you want but those are the facts.
 
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I don’t watch cable news nor have any social media. I knew damn well what you were getting at and it’s unequivocally stupid. By that logic, all the founding fathers were felons. Again, you have to be actually convicted to be considered a felon. Get a clue.


Nah, they were pretty triggered by W. In fact, the actual derangement syndrome acronym was first coined by the late conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer who accused liberals of having Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS).

The Republican idolization and nutsack slurping of Donald Trump is the real derangement syndrome we see today; BDS has become TDS—Trump Dick Sucking. Don’t worry, though, Hans, you are low in that pecking order compared to mental midgets like @Scruddy and @soonerinlOUisiana, who scratch and claw their way to be first in line to lick the sweat off Trump’s scrotum. Those two make the perfect bottom bitches. Trump loves him so poorly-educated cucks. 😝
lol…I’m not too worried. I just need to stay off this site more for my sanity. 😉
 
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The only clue I have is that you hate hate hate Trump. Our founding fathers were felons and would have been put to death. They were not convicted in a US court because they had not been established yet. But they were convicted in the British judicial system to be traitors and felons. You can try and move the goalposts all you want but those are the facts.

WTF is your point? Everyone in the losing side of war is typically tried. England's courts couldn't do shit about it. They lost. Then they lost again.


You really like you some Trump
 
The first president to be impeached investigating someone for corruption in a foreign country. Only to find out later that that someone became president and been sending billions to the country for a proxy war, and pardoned his own son for the crimes.
 
You can try and move the goalposts all you want but those are the facts.
Oh, the irony.

Seek help. You have a malignant case of TDS (Trump Defense Syndrome) and are in grave danger of developing the irreversible condition of TDSS ( Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome).

I would contact your doctor right away.
 
Oh, the irony.

Seek help. You have a malignant case of TDS (Trump Defense Syndrome) and are in grave danger of developing the irreversible condition of TDSS ( Trump Dick Sucking Syndrome).

I would contact your doctor right away.
I don't defend Trump. I defend the American system and the constitution. I proved a point and now you call me something I'm not. Our founding fathers were all war criminals and felons (albeit not US felons but they were felons).
 
I don't defend Trump. I defend the American system and the constitution. I proved a point and now you call me something I'm not. Our founding fathers were all war criminals and felons (albeit not US felons but they were felons).
God, you’re pathetic.

Denigrating our founding fathers for the sole purpose of “not” defending Commander In Chief Bonespurs. That’s pretty woke, bro.

Seek help.
 
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