ADVERTISEMENT

These Are the Worst Sandwich Chains in the United States.

RicoSuave102954

HB Heisman
Jul 17, 2023
7,081
5,293
113
Montezuma, Iowa
We love a good sandwich almost as much as we love a good deal. That's why sandwich chains are our go-to spots for lunch or a quick stop on a road trip. But some serve much better sandwiches than others, so you need to know where to stop. These are the sandwich chains you should avoid at all costs, whether it's due to poor food quality, overpriced menus, or all of the above.

1. Subway

Subway has NEVER been good. The ingredients have always been of terrible quality, and the bread is sweet and soft, so who cares if it was made that day or not? There's nothing worse than low-quality cold cuts, thickly sliced, with bits of cartilage you can't chew, and "grilled chicken" patties that clearly came off an assembly line. And remember decades ago when they used to cut a little channel on top of the bread to hold the ingredients? That was our sign they were crazy, but we didn't listen.

2. Panera

Panera is a burnt shell of what it used to be in the 1990s. Everything on the menu sounds good, but when you get it, you'll notice there's almost nothing in your $12 sandwich. There's a reason everyone loves the broccoli and cheese soup in a bread bowl so much: it's consistent because it comes from a factory and at least fills you up. The sandwiches are a total gamble on both fronts and, on top of that, way too expensive.
3. Quiznos


You'd be surprised to know Quiznos still exists. That's because they're forgettable and have been closing locations since they filed for bankruptcy in 2014. When they were founded in the '80s, a toasted sub seemed like a novel idea, but the novelty has worn off like other better hot subs. Chains (we're looking at you, Potbelly) entered the market. These subs are stuck in the past.

4. Blimpie

Somehow, Blimpie has been around for 60 years, but it follows the number one rule of antiques: just because it's old doesn't mean it's actually worth anything. The subs are, at best, boring and, at worst, a total mess. You're likely to find a much better sub anywhere near you, so why would you have any reason to go to Blimpie? Why this chain hasn't faded into oblivion yet, who knows?

5. Firehouse Subs

There are very few cases where meat should be steamed, and cold cuts are not on that list. Yet, for some reason, Firehouse steams their meats, leaving them moist and soggy. Cold cuts of questionable quality are already quite slimy, thank you very much. At least the cheese melts, and we'll give them a lot of credit for the great hot sauce selection. Too bad there aren't better sandwiches to put them on.

6. Jimmy John's

The quality of Jimmy John's has been steadily declining over the past two decades. This is especially atrocious since prices have risen to ridiculous levels. Do you really want to spend $8 on a sandwich with three slices of chewy ham? The kind of ham whose dark edges peel off in long strips when you bite into it? We don't. The only saving grace here is the cheap day-old bread so you can make your own sandwiches.

 
My one knock on Subway meatball subs is the occasional tiny bits of gristle/cartilage in the meat.

Otherwise, it's like pizza to me. I don't give a f*** about how much better one tastes over the other. Food is food. The only picky eaters that exist in this world are those that can afford to be picky. Therefore, I don't hold the value of their opinions all that highly. Just sayin...........
 
not a bad list, Subway is clearly the worst in American

although, I do enjoy Jimmy John's on occasion and when I travel down south I like to get a Blimpie for nostalgia

the rest of the list mostly trash
 
I put Jimmy John's below Subway because at least at Subway you can load it up with veggies. Jimmy John's just gives you the bread with a few slices of meat.
 
  • Like
Reactions: NoleinATL
I put Jimmy John's below Subway because at least at Subway you can load it up with veggies. Jimmy John's just gives you the bread with a few slices of meat.
I agree, Subway will at least toast the bread and add the veggies and dressing you request. Jimmy John's tastes like a loaf of bread with mayo, the meat is terrible.

I'll take Jersey Mikes over any of them all day long.
 
That was my takeaway

Also, disagree with firehouse. You really need to eat it there and not do takeaway because of the sog factor, buts its a good sub.
I feel like Firehouse Subs quality has gone down the past few years. Still better than everything else on the list.

Completely agree with Panera, I think it’s good, but holy hell, get a sandwich and bowl of soup and it’s 20+ dollars and the sandwich is tiny.
 
  • Like
Reactions: TennNole17
I feel like Firehouse Subs quality has gone down the past few years. Still better than everything else on the list.

Completely agree with Panera, I think it’s good, but holy hell, get a sandwich and bowl of soup and it’s 20+ dollars and the sandwich is tiny.
I noticed the bread at my chain has been...inconsistent. They used to be really simple toasted rolls, but now it feels...stale?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Chuck C
Quizno’s did not suck. Their carbonara sandwich was great. Unfortunately the one that somehow survived for years near my house finally closed a few weeks go. I guess the owners of that store bought a Jersey Mike’s franchise that is opening in a different spot in the same shopping complex and didn’t want to compete with themselves.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Bro D
Quizno’s did not suck. Their carbonara sandwich was great. Unfortunately the one that somehow survived for years near my house finally closed a few weeks go. I guess the owners of that store bought a Jersey Mike’s franchise that is opening in a different spot in the same shopping complex and didn’t want to compete with themselves.
Quiz nose was good.

Fantastic autocorrect
 
Subway is the McDonald's of subs.
I agree, and the prices they charge are ridiculous. I got a coupon recently in the mail so I decided to give them a chance. I started to order and showed my coupon and was told that this location was not accepting coupons. They could have at least posted on their door that they were not accepting coupons. I get my subs from Publix or make my own.
 
Jersey Mike’s is the best and Firehouse is good. Haven’t seen a Quizno’s or Blimpie’s in ages.
 
I put Jimmy John's below Subway because at least at Subway you can load it up with veggies. Jimmy John's just gives you the bread with a few slices of meat.
I order online even when I pick up. You can customize the sandwich with lots of stuff if you want to.
 
I'm not sure any of these places totally suck. They are what they are - fast food sandwiches. If you want a quick sandwich, where are you supposed to go? Carnegie Deli in NYC?
 
If you get a bad sandwich it's your own fault. You can tell them to put anything you want on it.

Bread is the differentiator...
 
  • Like
Reactions: TennNole17
I used to love both Blimpie and Subway.
Now there aren't any Blimpie shops within a couple of hours. The last time it tried it, it wasn't the same.

My favorites in order are Capriottis. Jersey Mike's, Milios, Quiznos and Jimmy John's. Next is Firehouse, they are so slow, I don't go often.
 
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT