This ever happen to you????

[swagsurfer02]

Yesterday morning I board a plane from San Diego to a connecting flight in Phoenix.

Anyway, I'm sitting next to this girl who is tall and skinny, has her hair up in a bun on the top of her head. The flight is only like 50 minutes. Anyways she's just chatting it up with this older guy sitting on the other side of her as he talks about all of his grandkids.

This chick already kinda grossed me out by eating an egg and cheese sandwich with ketchup.... vomit.

So with like 20 minutes of the flight left, this girl takes out her little make up case and starts going to work with eye shadow, lip stick, etc.. all while taking her hair out of a bun.

Fellas in 10 minutes, this chick went from a 5 to a 9.5. I look over at her and she looks at me (keep in mind I haven't said a word to her during the flight) I say "you just put on your face in ten minutes!"... She says "I'm efficient".

I'm about positive this chick has to have modeled sometime...... swag is kicking himself!

 

[moral_victory]

Kicking yourself for what? You said she was a 5, and a monster.

eating an egg and cheese sandwich with ketchup.

 

[swagsurfer02]

Kicking yourself for what? You said she was a 5, and a monster.

Because all this time it takes women FOREVER to get ready (including my gf). Incredible what make up can do.


Ps. She is a monster for putting ketchup on her sandwich. It was bad bad bad

 

[22*43*51]

5 to 9.5?

How many drinks did you have?

 

[The Tradition]

When I was college age, I used to get the Burger King Sausage, Egg and Cheese Croissant, and they used to have a hash brown cake roughly the size of the sandwich. So, rebuild the sandwich to include the hash browns and add ketchup.

Yum, yum.

Especially good when you have a hangover.

 

[The Tradition]

As for the question posed in the OP, make up is a powerful thing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...vers-plain-women-transformed-cover-girls.html

 

[swagsurfer02]

5 to 9.5?

How many drinks did you have?

Dude, it happened. She may be a witch I dunno. It was 6:30 am.

 

[PerkyForHerky]

Because so many here have a weird interest in her

 

[lucas80]

OP should have embellished the story by creating an alternative ending where the chick invites Swag to efficiently join the mile high club after putting on the make up.

 

[Ried#3]

Holy hell thats a bad pic of Katy

 

[swagsurfer02]

OP should have embellished the story by creating an alternative ending where the chick invites Swag to efficiently join the mile high club after putting on the make up.

Ahhhh!!!

 

[longliveCS40]

Should have leaned in close to her and softly said "Hey baby, how about you meet me in the back of the plane for some makeup sex."

 

[PhxHawk5.0]

Should have leaned in close to her and softly said "Hey baby, how about you meet me in the back of the plane for some makeup sex."

That was funny.