Time to get it started - isu joke thread
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OMG. Did you just take a joke literally? I hope you don't leave the house without a helmet.
Some first year ISU veterinary students are with one of their instructors at a remote Nebraska sheep farm. One of the students asks the instructor, "I'm so horny. What do you do when you're this far from home and you need to get laid?" The instructor says, "Well, typically when that happens, we tell our students to use one of the sheep." The student thinks it must be a joke, but he's so horny he doesn't care and grabs one of the sheep and heads off behind the bushes. When he gets back, the other students and the instructor are laughing hysterically. The student yells, "I knew that had to be a joke!". The instructor says, "No, it's not that! Of all the sheep you picked the ugliest one!"
A Hawk fan and his wife saw a priest broken down on the side of the road and stopped to pick him up to get him to the nearest towing company. Along the way the Hawk fan sees a ISU fan walking along the side of the road and decides to give him a good scare by swerving at him. At the last second the man whips the car back into the lane but hears a loud thud and sees the ISU fan tumble in his rear-view mirror.
"Oh god, I was just trying to scare the guy!" exclaimed the man to his terrified wife and the priest.
The priest smiled and said "don't worry my son, I got him with the door".
"Oh god, I was just trying to scare the guy!" exclaimed the man to his terrified wife and the priest.
The priest smiled and said "don't worry my son, I got him with the door".
A guy is walking down the street in Ames and notices a man in the backyard of one home having sex with a sheep. He walks up to to door and knocks. A boy answers the door. The guy says, hey did you know there is a man in your back yard having sex with a sheep? The boy says, it's okay that's my d a a a dy. (When you say daddy sound like a sheep)
I know it still exists in internetdom, but that shirtless pic from seasons ago when they won in Kinnick was a good joke.
That he wasn't very accurate.
Implied where? Maybe he's a serial killer and just likes killing randoms.It was implied the priest was an Iowa fan. And you call someone else an idiot?
The 1,000 stupidest students at Iowa decide to transfer to Iowa State, significantly increasing the IQ levels at both schools.
With two Consensus All-Americans last season, Iowa was only two short of equalling ISU’s all-time CAAs. While not technically a joke, that certainly makes me laugh at how pathetic ISU’s history is.
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