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To celebrate Bloomsday -- an ABSOLUTELY filthy letter from James Joyce to his girlfriend . . .

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You GIAOT trogs are too simple-minded to enjoy any actual Ulysses passages, but this place is low brow and horny enough to enjoy these Joycean letters:

Read James Joyce’s Absolutely Filthy Letters To His Wife Nora Barnacle​


James Joyce

Cornell Joyce Collection/Wikimedia CommonsJames Joyce
“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”


At first glance, that doesn’t seem like the sort of thing one of the greatest writers of all time would produce, does it? But that passage actually came from the pen of James Joyce in a letter addressed to his wife Nora Barnacle.

Joyce was an Irish writer in the early 20th century, and his modernist novels like Ulysses and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man are often cited as some of the best literary works of all time. And if it’s strange to think of such a respected novelist penning graphic passages about farts to his wife, Joyce seems to have agreed. In another letter, he wrote:

“Today I stopped short often in the street with an exclamation whenever I thought of the letters I wrote you last night and the night before. They must read awful in the cold light of day. Perhaps their coarseness has disgusted you… I suppose the wild filth and obscenity of my reply went beyond all bounds of modesty.”

But in many ways, Joyce and his wife had a relationship that was unusually physically passionate.
Nora Barnacle

Nora Barnacle, the wife of James Joyce with their children.

James Joyce and Nora Barnacle met on the streets of Dublin in 1904. Joyce was immediately struck by Barnacle, or at least what he could see of her since he was famously near-sighted and wasn’t wearing his glasses at the time. Joyce asked Barnacle on a date, only to be stood up.


“I may be blind,” he wrote to her, “I looked for a long time at a head of reddish-brown hair and decided it was not yours. I went home quite dejected. I would like to make an appointment… If you have not forgotten me.”

James Joyce and Nora Barnacle eventually met again for a walk to the Ringsend area of Dublin, and the date seems to have gone very well according to how Joyce later described in a letter:
“It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes.”

By the end of the year, the couple had moved together to Trieste in what was then Austria-Hungary. Over the next few decades, Joyce shuttled from city to city trying to make a living as a struggling artist. Nora, meanwhile, remained in Trieste raising their children. It seems to have been Nora Barnacle herself who first began the erotic correspondence with her husband, perhaps hoping to keep him from straying into the arms of prostitutes.

Joyce himself was a mild-mannered man who felt uncomfortable using coarse language in public. But a different side of the writer emerges in the passionate letters to his wife.
“As you know, dearest, I never use obscene phrases in speaking. You have never heard me, have you, utter an unfit word before others. When men tell in my presence here filthy or lecherous stories I hardly smile,” he wrote to Nora. “Yet you seem to turn me into a beast.”

The letters also offer a very private glance into Joyce’s particular tastes when it came to sex, which seem to have run to the scatological at times.
“My sweet little whorish Nora. I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ****ed arseways.”
Other letters make the connection even clearer:


“**** me if you can squatting in the closet, with your clothes up, grunting like a young sow doing her dung, and a big fat dirty snaking thing coming slowly out of your backside… **** me on the stairs in the dark, like a nursery-maid ****ing her soldier, unbuttoning his trousers gently and slipping her hand into his fly and fiddling with his shirt and feeling it getting wet and then pulling it gently up and fiddling with his two bursting balls and at last pulling out boldly the mickey she loves to handle and frigging it for him softly, murmuring into his ear dirty words and dirty stories that other girls told her and dirty things she said, and all the time pissing her drawers with pleasure and letting off soft warm quiet little farts.”
We can get a sense of what Nora was writing back from references Joyce made to her letters in his own. They seem to have been just as erotic as his own.

“Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little ****bird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”
James Joyce’s letters were eventually sold by his brother Stanislaus’ widow to Cornell University in 1957, which is the only reason we know of them. Nora’s replies haven’t come to light. They may yet be sitting in a box or pressed between the pages of a book somewhere.

“You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your ****, you little depraved blackguard,” he wrote in one letter. In another he said,

“Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little ****bird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”
James Joyce’s letters were eventually sold by his brother Stanislaus’ widow to Cornell University in 1957, which is the only reason we know of them. Nora’s replies haven’t come to light. They may yet be sitting in a box or pressed between the pages of a book somewhere.
 
So to tie into the poll question from the other day......it appears Mr. James Joyce DID find it sexy when chicks farted.......like a lot!

He could pick her farts out of a room full of farting women....HAHAHAHAHA

And he knew the smell too!!!!!!!

THIS is what GIAOT should be! Well done OP, well done....

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I enjoy a good fart, and I enjoy receiving a good handjob. I would not enjoy receiving a farting handjob. Such a prude, I am. 😞
 
enjoyable read. that said after finishing the first para on my small cellphone screen i scrolled down and was absolutely dumbfounded by the pic of nora coz she doesn't seem to be the type to inspire so much horniness in a man to the extent of penning a letter like that.
 
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enjoyable read. that said after finishing the first para on my small cellphone screen i scrolled down and was absolutely dumbfounded by the pic of nora coz she doesn't seem to be the type to inspire so much horniness in a man to the extent of penning a letter like that.
1906 bro.

This is Pennslyania's entry for Miss. America that year:

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enjoyable read. that said after finishing the first para on my small cellphone screen i scrolled down and was absolutely dumbfounded by the pic of nora coz she doesn't seem to be the type to inspire so much horniness in a man to the extent of penning a letter like that.
Did you read the part about how bad his eyesight was? And, for a guy into farts and women crapping while tugging him off how hot we’re you expecting?
 
Did you read the part about how bad his eyesight was? And, for a guy into farts and women crapping while tugging him off how hot we’re you expecting?
And she likes anal. That had to be a super unicorn for the time period.

So he is mostly blind and found a non-fatty who gives frequent handjobs and takes it in the backdoor.

That is a definite "keeper" for 1906.
 
And she likes anal. That had to be a super unicorn for the time period.

So he is mostly blind and found a non-fatty who gives frequent handjobs and takes it in the backdoor.

That is a definite "keeper" for 1906.
Anal could have been a deadly game to play in 1906. Maybe she had her own peen-icillin?
 
There are more prose than cons from these letters.
Underrated post.

You guys either don’t know or have not had partners who like dirty sexy talk?
Are y’all ugly or dorky and can’t get women who are into sexually fun pillow talk?
I’m not talking insecure promiscuous casual encounters. Bar pickup women who have to carry beer goggles for you AND for her.
Relationships where you love talking dirty to each other?
Sorry about that. 😬
 
Underrated post.

You guys either don’t know or have not had partners who like dirty sexy talk?
Are y’all ugly or dorky and can’t get women who are into sexually fun pillow talk?
I’m not talking insecure promiscuous casual encounters. Bar pickup women who have to carry beer goggles for you AND for her.
Relationships where you love talking dirty to each other?
Sorry about that. 😬
Would you find it sexy to have someone ask you to shit on them while you give them a hand job?

Maybe I've underestimated you Goldie!
 
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In 1906, it probably just meant "doggie"

Them Victorian values were "missionary only" back then....
Nah, if the Egyptians could build precision pyramids thousands of years ago and Magellan sailed the seas using only the stars….pretty sure the common man could find and smash the anus.

What’s different is they just didn’t talk about it freely.
 
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Underrated post.

You guys either don’t know or have not had partners who like dirty sexy talk?
Are y’all ugly or dorky and can’t get women who are into sexually fun pillow talk?
I’m not talking insecure promiscuous casual encounters. Bar pickup women who have to carry beer goggles for you AND for her.
Relationships where you love talking dirty to each other?
Sorry about that. 😬
Maybe you should give us a personal example?
 
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Would you find it sexy to have someone ask you to shit on them while you give them a hand job?

Maybe I've underestimated you Goldie!
Taking a dump is not sex.
My God.
NOW I understand why you’re so messed up.
 
I never liked Ulysses personally and have never understood the high regard it is held at in literary circles.

Hearing that Joyce was an anally fixated lecher is quite humorous however.
 
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