Trash Halloween Candy
- Thread starter ButtersHawk
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Ok see now that's a cool dentist. That's how it needs to be done.
I always have as an option snack-size Slim Jim's. Did it the first year as what I thought was sort of a joke. But, they were wildly popular. " 0h boy! He's got meat sticks! Can I take one for my dad, too?"
That whole set is shit.
I got a little upset when my wife bought a bunch of sour gummy type candies this year, because "that's what I read the kids like"
I tried explaining that the point isn't that the kids like it, the point is that I like the leftovers.......so I went to BJ's and bought 400 slim jims to hand out
I tried explaining that the point isn't that the kids like it, the point is that I like the leftovers.......so I went to BJ's and bought 400 slim jims to hand out
I got a raw potato one year.
As a kid I loved all of the candy.
I've never had a cavity.
As a kid I loved all of the candy.
I've never had a cavity.
For those of you hating on bit-O-honey, meet me at fight bar.
Around age 7, this was in the 80s, I was at a big touristy campground in the black hills with my family and my best friend's family. I was walking along a gravel path and there on the ground was an unopened full sized bit-O-honey candy bar. I had never seen one before, the name and packaging were intriguing. I ate it. I liked it. I'm not a big candy guy, but it has continued to hold a place in my very limited candy rotation.
I got pennies as well. I also got Readers Digest from an old lady
Readers Digest? Winner of this thread. The only thing to top that would be an old lady that offered a smoke to a young lad
Milky Way might be one of the best candy bars. How can one hate chocolate and caramel?
Trash Candy that I love:
Milk Duds
Bit-o-honey
Black licorice
Red licorice
Good 'n Plenty
Root beer barrels
I would throw away this stuff:
Circus Peanuts
Peanut Butter Taffy
Smarties
Three Musketeers
Milky Way
Tootsie Rolls
Whoppers
Candy Corn
Starburst
Skittles
Laffy Taffy
Milk Duds
Bit-o-honey
Black licorice
Red licorice
Good 'n Plenty
Root beer barrels
I would throw away this stuff:
Circus Peanuts
Peanut Butter Taffy
Smarties
Three Musketeers
Milky Way
Tootsie Rolls
Whoppers
Candy Corn
Starburst
Skittles
Laffy Taffy
TBF, he's 100 and has never left rural Iowa.
Almond Joy/Mounds should only be allowed in prison commissary
/thread
Also, if anyone ever tried giving me this shit I would slap them
You shut your whore mouth up about Whoppers.
The worst candy is definitely those peanut butter crap nuggets in the black or orange wax paper.
You just nailed 3 of the candy Mt Rushmore items. Need to add Runts and Hot Tamales or Mike & Ikes.
I just bought a bag of these. They aren't bad, but I'm not a huge fan of dark chocolate.what about these? Someone just gave me a bag and I've never had them. Should I open them?
What kind of candy bars?
Amen
Did any of you ever have a dentist who'd give you money for bringing in candy after Halloween?
Did you grow up in Ireland?
Straight to the garbage
Never had those, but I like Rolos so I might try them.what about these? Someone just gave me a bag and I've never had them. Should I open them?
As Lance Armstrong's ex said, "sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you don't!"
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