Trash Halloween Candy

[HawkMachine]

I would throw away this stuff:

Circus Peanuts
Peanut Butter Taffy
Smarties
Three Musketeers
Milky Way
Tootsie Rolls
Whoppers
Candy Corn
Starburst
Skittles
Laffy Taffy

You were off to a strong start and then completely lost all credibility.

 

[torbee]

What's the thing you got or your kids get that you wish you could give back?

For me Whoppers immediately go in the trash.

I like candy corn.

 

[torbee]

I hated getting these.

That's weird because it's your mom's favorite!

 

[ButtersHawk]

I like candy corn.

 

[DutchyFunStar]

I don't get the hate for tootsie rolls. I get it that they get rock hard as they age, but they are one of my favs.

 

[hawkfan2024]

I don't get the hate for tootsie rolls. I get it that they get rock hard as they age, but they are one of my favs.

The song is way better than the candy

 

[shiphappens]

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Also, if anyone ever tried giving me this shit I would slap them

Totally agree. It is only 70 proof. Gross.

 

[hawkfan2024]

Totally agree. It is only 70 proof. Gross.

I only drink Bombay Sapphire or anything else 94 proof or higher.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

What kind of candy bars?

Amen

Did any of you ever have a dentist who'd give you money for bringing in candy after Halloween?

Did you grow up in Ireland?

Never had those, but I like Rolos so I might try them.

As Lance Armstrong's ex said, "sometimes you feel like a nut....sometimes you don't!"

Full blown Snickers, Butterfingers, Baby Ruths. It actually made me feel sad because she was an elderly lady and probably just wanted people to come visit her. Plus, she had to be on a fixed income.

 

[hawkfan2024]

Full blown Snickers, Butterfingers, Baby Ruths. It actually made me feel sad because she was an elderly lady and probably just wanted people to come visit her. Plus, she had to be on a fixed income.

Maybe she went to the dollar store or used coupons or something

 

[EasyHawk]

Full blown Snickers, Butterfingers, Baby Ruths. It actually made me feel sad because she was an elderly lady and probably just wanted people to come visit her. Plus, she had to be on a fixed income.

Many of the elderly shoplift. She probably went from store to store looking like a kindly grandma but was actually stuffing lots of candy in her big big, bra, satchel under her jacket, etc.

 

[hawkfan2024]

Many of the elderly shoplift. She probably went from store to store looking like a kindly grandma but was actually stuffing lots of candy in her big big, bra, satchel under her jacket, etc.

I once knew an old lady who got banned from a restaurant for putting fried chicken in her purse, she was in her 90's and I think kind of going nutty.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Many of the elderly shoplift. She probably went from store to store looking like a kindly grandma but was actually stuffing lots of candy in her big big, bra, satchel under her jacket, etc.