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tRump is a farting machine

He can't walk, stand up straight, or use his right hand. He sweats within moments of starting a speech, clings to the podium like a walker, and slurs his speech more and more as the days roll on. It is completely believable that he shits his pants
 
Yah this is something that never happens to us right? I guess when someone fro HROT does it, it just smells like Christmas and success.
 
As far as quantity of farts go, no one can outdo my mother-in-law. No one.
 
mine smell like your mom’s thumb
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It's hell getting old. I plan to get old someday. I'm not going to make fun of Trump for this, assuming the story is accurate.

The only reason I don't care that other people will make fun of him for this is because we all know he would be the first person to make fun of somebody else for the same thing.

That said, there are about two dozen far more serious issues to pick on Trump about and I'm not going to waste time on this particular issue.
 
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