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Trump is like a carnival Barker

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I'm at a locally run pizza place here in the blood red upstate SC. There's 3 big screen TVs... all tuned to Foxnews. He's literally yammering like a carnival Barker... "Step right up, folks! You'll be astounded! I'm the greatest bullshitter in history and you'll believe it all!"
There's nothing of substance. He's just peddling his fabrication. He's referring to Pete Buttigieg as Alfred E Neumann. Sleepy Joe, Crazy Bernie... like a 12 year old. He talks with the vocabulary of a person with an 8th grade education. It's hilarious and tragic, simultaneously.

It's so weird hearing it since I never tune in to news channels, let alone this sideshow.
 
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I can see that. I liken him to a Bond villain trying to destroy the nation by purposely sabotaging the response to the virus because he believes it will kill mainly libs in large cities and leave his backwoods base alone.

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Carnival Barker is a good analogy.

He told everyone what they wanted to hear in 2016, but apparently had no intention on carrying those things out.

Jared Kushner is going around at CPAC saying hes going to stop illegal immigration and bring all the factory jobs back. Im sure hes laughing under his breath.

Of course we have no alternative in 2020.
 
I just want to get Melania on the open market.

She will be ready to move on and up and get ready for her book release.
 
naturalmwa said:
I can see that. I liken him to a Bond villain trying to destroy the nation by purposely sabotaging the response to the virus because he believes is will kill mainly libs in large cities and leave his backwoods base alone.

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We were there for about 45 minutes. We went to the precinct to vote, and stopped after for pizza... about five of us. He NEVER mentioned the corona virus once. He must have been at the CPAC. But, he was going through each democratic candidate, giving them his grade-school, lame-ass nickname and waiting for applause. It was like the crowd at Straight Dave's wrestling match in Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen's film). And, he proceeded to just offer-up what amounted to vague... LIES... about the current state of the country. I heard "clean coal" a few times. "I've been great to the farmers... the farmers love me, I take great care of our great farmers in this country!"

Just bullshit... constant bullshit. Oh... and "The wall is now up to 128 miles, folks!" And, the chants start "BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!" And, of course, he goes on "Long after I'm gone, that wall will still be standing." And, THAT is the impetus. He wants his Trump brand monument! He couldn't care less where it was actually built, so long as it's there. Some obsolete structure to compensate for his lack of vision and lack of penis size.
 
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strummingram said:
We were there for about 45 minutes. We went to the precinct to vote, and stopped after for pizza... about five of us. He NEVER mentioned the corona virus once. He must have been at the CPAC. But, he was going through each democratic candidate, giving them his grade-school, lame-ass nickname and waiting for applause. It was like the crowd at Straight Dave's wrestling match in Bruno (Sacha Baron Cohen's film). And, he proceeded to just offer-up what amounted to vague... LIES... about the current state of the country. I heard "clean coal" a few times. "I've been great to the farmers... the farmers love me, I take great care of our great farmers in this country!"

Just bullshit... constant bullshit. Oh... and "The wall is now up to 128 miles, folks!" And, the chants start "BUILD THAT WALL! BUILD THAT WALL!" And, of course, he goes on "Long after I'm gone, that wall will still be standing." And, THAT is the impetus. He wants his Trump brand monument! He couldn't care less where it was actually built, so long as it's there. Some obsolete structure to compensate for his lack of vision and lack of penis size.
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Just a couple weeks ago I heard a figure that just one mile of new fence has been built. The rest is all refurbishment of existing wall.
 
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I'm at a locally run pizza place here in the blood red upstate SC. There's 3 big screen TVs... all tuned to Foxnews. He's literally yammering like a carnival Barker... "Step right up, folks! You'll be astounded! I'm the greatest bullshitter in history and you'll believe it all!"
There's nothing of substance. He's just peddling his fabrication. He's referring to Pete Buttigieg as Alfred E Neumann. Sleepy Joe, Crazy Bernie... like a 12 year old. He talks with the vocabulary of a person with an 8th grade education. It's hilarious and tragic, simultaneously.

It's so weird hearing it since I never tune in to news channels, let alone this sideshow.
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Your first/second favorite senator lindsey graham said he was part P.T. Barnham part Ronald Reagan.
 
What in the absolute **** is with the forced dry humping of the flag? Do these dim bulbs at his rally need to see that from him? It sounds like it.

Drumpf leaves stage. Hillbillies start chanting “**** THE FLAG!!” and he comes back for an encore. Nice.
 
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I walk in any business with fox news on the tv, let along three, and I walk right back out, never to return.
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For many years my work has taken me into homes and businesses with that drivel droning on in the background. None stop repeat of out of context snippets and servings of red meat...
It is amazing how many well spoken successful people succumb to this siren call.
 
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What in the absolute **** is with the forced dry humping of the flag? Do these dim bulbs at his rally need to see that from him? It sounds like it.

Drumpf leaves stage. Hillbillies start chanting “**** THE FLAG!!” and he comes back for an encore. Nice.
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He's a charlatan and showman. Humping the flag is absolutely disrespectful. But, they're obsessed with anyone who kneels during the anthem.
 
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