I suppose at least he's waiting until they're his to give.
Separately, my FBI background check stories:
1. Freshman roommate was a real loser, rotc guy, and probably an alcoholic (in the sense that aside from drinking, he would hide a bottle in his closet and drink secretly/alone). He transferred out after first year. Fast forward to six years later, on the day after my last exam of law school, and I get a call from Special Agent Soandso, who is doing a background check on him. We get to the "any problems with alcohol or drugs?" question. So I'm sitting there, hung over as all getout, thinking, on the one hand, I actually think this guy had a problem, but on the other hand, it's been six years and I don't want to screw the guy. So I respond, "not any more than any other college freshman". SA says, "what do you mean by that?" I respond "not any more than any other college freshman". "I understand," he replies. Turned out the guy ended up doing nuclear stuff, and is now a fairly well known energy attorney. Talked to someone in that section of the bar, who said the guy's still a dick.
2. Other college buddy was looking to go into usao in DC. They interview his roommate, who is a painfully honest fellow, who proceeds to tell them about what a wildman the guy was freshman year (and let me say, he was out of control). So, roommate tells us about it and says they've asked to come down and meet with him in person for a follow up interview. All of us are like, oh shit. So we spent a weekend with teh roommate prepping him. College buddy got the job, and is now one of the most formidable trial lawyers in DC.