Update on Bagel Guy: going viral has improved his luck with the ladies....

[The Tradition]

The chip-on-his-shoulder Long Island bagel shop customer whose viral rant about dating turned into a brawl is going back for another bite, he told The Post on Thursday.

“They just invited me over for a free bagel,” claims Chris Morgan, a 45-year-old Bay Shore cleaning business owner.

Morgan said his phone has rung nonstop after he was caught on camera Wednesday morning at the local Bagel Boss location, where he was lashing out over being repeatedly rejected by women because of his 5-foot stature.

“My phone is blowing up like the president,” Morgan told The Post. “I haven’t even got to my friends.”

And Morgan says the rant seen ’round the world has suddenly changed his luck with the ladies. “I got girls hitting on me I don’t even know,” he said.

Morgan, who is living in his van, told The Post that he already filed a police report and wants to press charges against the man.

But the store Thursday said they made no such offer for him to return to the shop, let alone get a freebie.

“No one invited him for a bagel. He’s not welcome,” Bagel Boss owner Mike Ficco told The Post.

https://nypost.com/2019/07/11/bagel...has-already-changed-his-luck-with-the-ladies/

 

[ThorneStockton]

I like that they included his current living accommodations.

 

[naturalmwa]

I like that the man is lying to himself and us.

 

[McLovin32]

 

[dgordo]

I like that they included his current living accommodations.

They did not say by which river it is parked.

 

[cigaretteman]

I like that they included his current living accommodations.

Yeah, his cleaning business must be doing really well!

 

[iahawks10]

I want to be an overly angry 5’ carpet cleaner when I get older.

You’ll have plenty of time for that, WHEN YOU’RE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Yeah, his cleaning business must be doing really well!

He has hired a new guy.

 

[H4wkfan4life]

Give me the right van and river and I'd take it over living in suburbia

 

[TheCainer]

Why do I have this vision in my mind upon his arrival at the bagel shop...

 

[Pepperman]

Am I the only one that simply doesn't understand the point of this article?

Man claims he's been invited back for a free bagel and hotties are blowing up his phone. Random line included about how he lives in a van. Random line included about how he's going to press charges against the attacker. Final line says the business wants nothing to do with him.

 

[WisestIowan]

Give me the right van and river and I'd take it over living in suburbia

 

[mnole03]

Am I the only one that simply doesn't understand the point of this article?

Man claims he's been invited back for a free bagel and hotties are blowing up his phone. Random line included about how he lives in a van. Random line included about how he's going to press charges against the attacker. Final line says the business wants nothing to do with him.

It’s trying to convey that the guy is mentally ill.

 

[Bro D]

Yo vivo en van circa de un rio!

 

[McLovin32]

 

[ThorneStockton]

There's a community of incels on reddit that my friend tells me about. I don't exactly get it, but they have a ton of lingo.

They're doing a lot of work with the bagelcel.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

None of that article made sense.

 

[SalAunese]

I like that the man is lying to himself and us.

There are women out there that write letters to criminals in prison and marry them

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

I love the internet lmao

 

[naturalmwa]

There are women out there that write letters to criminals in prison and marry them

That’s why I stay away from them. But we know with certainty that he lied about the free bagels so it’s safe to call him a liar and dismiss his diminutive keister.

 

[RunRonnieRun]

His YouTube channel is hot hot heat fire.

 

[Gonolz]

He should enjoy his 15 minutes of fame. It will be short.

 

[Gonolz]

There are women out there that write letters to criminals in prison and marry them

There is no need to bring a reference to my wife into this thread.

 

[McLovin32]

He should enjoy his 15 minutes of fame. It will be short.

I see what you did there.

 

[Kinnick.At.Night]

 

[Funky Bunch]

The next wack packer

 

[QChawks]

 

[H4wkfan4life]

The silent g must stand for gangster? That thing is pretty dope!
Can I combine it with this?

then i can place it here

 

[McLovin32]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Funky Bunch]

The next wack packer

It's happening

 

[NDallasRuss]

There are women out there that write letters to criminals in prison and marry them

Yeah, but not the really short ones.

 

[Funky Bunch]