Uthoff is a tin man.
Jarrod 'Coach' Uthoff: What I want to say is... uh wait a minute.
[pulls a piece of paper out of his breast pocket and starts to read]
Jarrod 'Coach' Uthoff: HawkeyeReport...I'm not a rich man, I'm not a handsome man, I'm not a short man, I'm not a strong man, I'm not a talented man, I'm not a well traveled man, I'm not a smart man, I'm not a milk man, I'm not a fat man, I'm not a gingerbread man, I'm not a Batman, I'm not a...
HawkeyeReport: What are you trying to say?
Jarrod 'Coach' Uthoff: Ah, I don't need a piece of paper to tell you what my feelings are.
[crumples up the paper and throws it on the floor]
Jarrod 'Coach' Uthoff: HawkeyeReport...what I want to say is uhhh...Well, maybe I do.
[picks up the paper and uncrumples it and starts to read]
Jarrod 'Coach' Uthoff: Uh, ah, HawkeyeReport, I'm not a rich man, I'm not a handsome man...