Valentine's Day is the worst...

[TJ8869]

We do? Someone should inform my wife.

He speaks the truth. March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.

 

[JWolf74]

He speaks the truth. March 14 is Steak and BJ Day.

I've heard of it. But my wife doesn't seem to think I'm correct when I tell her it's a thing.

 

[TJ8869]

I've heard of it. But my wife doesn't seem to think I'm correct when I tell her it's a thing.

You need to sit her down and do some Googling with her.

 

[gojojo]

Squatty potty

 

[ggmike1992]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

 

[B_U_C_K_Y]

PIITB

Some saxophone to set the mood

 

[OrlandNole]

I'm giving OP's wife a pearl necklace again this year, so that's off the table.

 

[hawkmart]

Just another day. Wife made it clear back when we were dating that does not need to celebrate a made up 'holiday'. So lucky me, she meant it too.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

I would be so pissed if Mr. Birch wasted good money on something stupid like jewelry.

This proves it. No way your a woman.

 

[Herkmeister]

I get flowers three times a year and Valentine's Day is one of them so don't mess with it. It's still better than the new knee pads and mop Northern is getting his wife.

Knee pads...…………?

You should have married a Hawkeye.

 

[Herkmeister]

or I hate jewelry. Why would I want him to waste money on something I won't wear? I'd be pissed that he paid so little attention to what I like. I am the accountant at our house so I know how much money we have. I don't need physical reminders.

We hate jewelry at our house too.

 

[Bulldogs1974]

You gotta carb-load for the marathon sex session that follows.

You do this before eating.

 

[Herkmeister]

Valentine's Day is a time for the couples who still have
romance in their marriage. The couples who are in
love enjoy the custom of cards, red roses, and delicious
steak dinner at the best steak house in the area.

Valentine"s Day is an opportunity to build on the love
that brought you together. Never take each other for
granted and pretend that Valentine's Day is just one
more day on the calendar.

Dear Lute,

Here's a little something something from all of us at HROT.

 

[Wendy79]

This proves it. No way your a woman.

*you're

I don't like fancy jewelry either.

 

[QChawks]

 

[Moral]

Overly attached girlfriend in 2024

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[SL Hawk Fan]

The SBGF and I decided to pass on valentines day.

 

[jasonrann]

 

[JWolf74]

Yep. Wife asked me the other day if we were getting each other anything. I'm working 2-midnight so I'm not gonna get the one thing I want. But I'd already ordered an obscenely expensive bouquet of flowers and chocolate strawberries to be delivered at work. This way I get the points for the surprise and making her coworkers jealous.

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[artradley]

Last Tango in Paris theme for V-Day this year?

 

[95Hawk]

Who needs a valentine on Valentine’s Day?

Did you guys like have a groundhog on Groundhog Day?

I didn’t think so.

 

[Moral]

That was 4 years ago and I learned my lesson. She is getting the treatment at I-80 truck stop this year. I told her to buy as many wolf shirts and raccoon hats as she wants.