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Vintage Chicago Tribune: Worst Chicago pro sports teams

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If you’re a fan of Chicago’s professional sports teams, then it’s been a mostly forgettable year.

Okay, there have been a few highlights. The Blackhawks selected 17-year-old Canadian phenom Connor Bedard with the No. 1 pick in the NHL draft. The Bears also had the first pick for the first time in 77 years in April’s NFL draft but traded it to the Carolina Panthers.

Otherwise, disappointment has been a common theme. The Bulls let a late lead slip away in a 102-91 loss to the Miami Heat on April 14, ending their season 1 win shy of a playoff berth and then lost the NBA lottery for a first-round pick. The Sky, despite losing star players and their coach/general manager James Wade, made the first round of the WNBA playoffs in September — but were quickly swept by the Las Vegas Aces, the league’s reigning champions.




Terrible seasons might be in the eye of the beholder — or sports reporter, in this case — so what follows is a look back at the season when each of Chicago’s current pro sports teams experienced its fewest wins.


Bears: 1969 season (1-13)


“If it were a book, it would be written by Stephen King. If it were a movie, it would be scripted by Brian DePalma. The year was 1969, the worst season in Bears history. Try to forget it. Just try,” Tribune reporter Robert Markus wrote at the 25-year anniversary of the 1969 team.

In their second season under Jim Dooley, who replaced George Halas as coach, the Bears lost 17-0 in their season opener to the Packers in Green Bay and started the season 0-7. They notched their only win, 38-7, against a Pittsburgh Steelers team that also went 1-13.

That win, however, would come back to bite the Bears. Running back Gale Sayers returned from a knee injury to rush for 1,032 yards in his last full season, but the big controversy of the season surrounded three starting quarterbacks — Bobby Douglass, Jack Concannon and Virgil Carter — as Dooley tried unsuccessfully to lift his team out of its funk.

Carter got his opportunity late in the season, but Dooley pulled him at halftime of a loss to the Packers, and Carter called him “gutless and a liar.” Carter also said he hoped management wouldn’t be “chicken(bleep)” enough to make him return to Chicago the following season to play out his option. The outburst earned Carter a $1,000 fine from the organization, and he left the team a game early.

A more serious and heartbreaking moment in the season was that running back Brian Piccolo was diagnosed with cancer after he went to doctors for a persistent cough and they found a chest tumor. He died about seven months later.



Blackhawks: 1927-28 season (7-34-3)


Pete Muldoon was the first Hawks coach in franchise history. Fired after one season, he reportedly said, “This team will never finish in first place,” a statement that later became known as the “Curse of Muldoon.”

Now, there are those who claim it never happened, that Muldoon just packed up his hockey stick and quietly left town. Yet, the outcome of the team’s second season in Chicago — with only 7 wins in 44 games and a last-place finish in the league’s rankings — made some wonder if the curse were real.

Playing in the old Chicago Coliseum, the Hawks opened 1-0-1 and quickly went downhill from there, posting two 10-game losing streaks, including one to (mercifully) end the season. Charlie Gardner absorbed much of the pounding, starting in goal for 40 games and posting a respectable 2.84 goals-against average. Duke Keats “led” the team in scoring with 14 goals and 22 points.

The frustration reached a boiling point in the last game of the season — a 6-1 loss to the Rangers in the Coliseum. Keats and New York defenseman Ching Johnson squared off in a bitter brawl that required players from both teams, the referee and two uniformed policemen to break up. The fans had had enough too. Three times during the game, play stopped for attendants to clear the ice of newspapers showered down from the stands.

Not one coach could take all the blame. Barney Stanley, who presided over a 21-game stretch in which his Hawks went 3-17-1, was fired on Jan. 18, 1928. His replacement was Hugh Lehman, who had started the season as goalie. Lehman’s record was 4-17-2.

The next season, the Hawks posted a similar record (7-29-8) that included a 15-game winless streak at home and an NHL record number of shut outs at home — 20 times in a 44-game schedule.




 

Bulls: 1998-99 season (13-37)


The “Last Dance” season of 1997-98 produced a sixth championship in eight years for the Bulls with Michael Jordan still at the peak of his powers. But the dynasty came to a halt. Jordan retired for the second time, Scottie Pippen was sent to the Houston Rockets in a sign-and-trade deal and coach Phil Jackson went on his first sabbatical.

The next season didn’t begin until February 1999 because of a lockout. Unlike the records that Michael Jordan & Co. produced throughout the ‘90s, this one would be memorable as a result of losing — a lot.

Only a few holdovers remained from the championship team, and the Bulls headed into a certain losing season for the first time since Jordan’s first few seasons in the league. Toni Kukoc led the team in points (18.8), rebounds (7.0) and assists (5.3) per game. The Bulls, meanwhile, scuffled to just 13 wins (a .260 winning percentage) during a season shortened to 50 games.

And the 1998-99 team still holds a dubious place in NBA history — the Bulls scored just 49 points during an April 10, 1999 loss to the Heat, the fewest points by any team since the shot clock was introduced for the 1954-55 season. Tribune reporter Terrence E. Armour described it like this: “In a season of lows, this was the absolute bottom. This was the pits. This was the deepest abyss.”

Twenty-five years after Jordan played his final game for the franchise, the team has yet to return to the NBA Finals. The Bulls have been to the Eastern Conference finals only once since 1998, getting dispatched by LeBron James and the Heat in five games in 2011.



Cubs: 1962 and 1966 seasons (59-103)


The second season of the ill-fated “College of Coaches” experiment didn’t work in 1962, and the Cubs lost a franchise-record 103 games. Charlie Metro, one of the coaches, recalled that another coach, Elvin Tappe, once changed his lineup without telling him.

“I tacked up my lineup and threw the other one in the (toilet),” Metro said. “Either Ron Santo or Ernie Banks, I don’t remember who it was, said, ‘Which lineup are we going to use?’ And I said, ‘The one that’s got my name on it.’”

Leo Durocher took over the Cubs at age 60 and made his famous declaration that they weren’t an eighth-place ball club, pointing to the young talent in the clubhouse. He was right. The Cubs lost eight of their first nine games in 1966 and finished 10th, tying the franchise record with 103 losses.

In late August Durocher was so flummoxed, he ripped the bullpen phone off the dugout wall at the Astrodome when the new-age scoreboard made fun of him in a cartoon. The saving grace was the Cubs now had a pitching nucleus with starters Fergie Jenkins and Ken Holtzman, who along with Banks, Santo, Billy Williams and others began a turnaround one year later.







White Sox: 1970 season (56-106)


Before 2018, the Sox’s last 100-loss season came in 1970, when they finished 56-106 under three managers, including Don Gutteridge, who was let go on Sept. 2, 1970 after asking for assurance he would be back in 1971.

But the 1970 team wasn’t expected to compete from the outset. The rebuilding Sox had lost 95 games in 1968 — their first non-winning season since 1950 — and 94 games in 1969. Third-base coach Don Gutteridge took over for manager Al Lopez in May 1969, and guided the 1970 Sox, including a young Bill Melton.

[ Chicago White Sox end 2023 with 101 losses. 5 takeaways from the ‘frustrating’ season. ]

“There was no free agency then, so they decided to go with every young guy they could find,” Melton told the Tribune in 2013. “They got rid of most everybody but Joe Horlen and Tommy John. That was the beginning of the youth movement, much like they do today, except now they can insert free agents to improve the club. And there was a recession going on, and the bottom line is they didn’t draw like they do today.”

And the Sox’s youth movement wasn’t restricted to the field. The team also hired Nancy Faust — a North Park University graduate — as baseball’s first female organist. (Faust remained a mainstay at Sox home games for 41 seasons.)

The team was so unwatchable the Sox drew only 495,355 fans, averaging a little over 6,100 per home game at old Comiskey Park. It was the ballpark’s lowest attendance in more than 50 years. On Sept. 21, 1970, just 672 people attended a double-header against Kansas City.


A game against Boston on Aug. 19, 1970, however, marked the team’s “emergence from mediocrity.”

“On the few occasions when good things come to the Chicago White Sox, they come in large quantities,” Tribune sports reporter Richard Dozer wrote. “Today, those who weren’t already on their way home from a crowd of 17,113 in Fenway Park sat in utter amazement while the victory-starved White Sox arose from oblivion for a glittering moment in baseball history.

Chicago scored 11 runs in the ninth inning to whip the Red Sox 13-5.

There was a light at the end of the tunnel. By the end of the season, the Sox changed directions with a new general manager in Roland Hemond and a new manager in Chuck Tanner. The Sox made a 23-game improvement in 1971 after Hemond made nine deals involving 31 players, bringing back only seven of the 25 members of the 1970 roster.

The Sox opened their season on April 7, 1971, with new uniforms keyed to the color red and a new radio announcer. It might be, it could be, it was … Harry Caray.
 
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Bulls: 1998-99 season (13-37)


The “Last Dance” season of 1997-98 produced a sixth championship in eight years for the Bulls with Michael Jordan still at the peak of his powers. But the dynasty came to a halt. Jordan retired for the second time, Scottie Pippen was sent to the Houston Rockets in a sign-and-trade deal and coach Phil Jackson went on his first sabbatical.

The next season didn’t begin until February 1999 because of a lockout. Unlike the records that Michael Jordan & Co. produced throughout the ‘90s, this one would be memorable as a result of losing — a lot.

Only a few holdovers remained from the championship team, and the Bulls headed into a certain losing season for the first time since Jordan’s first few seasons in the league. Toni Kukoc led the team in points (18.8), rebounds (7.0) and assists (5.3) per game. The Bulls, meanwhile, scuffled to just 13 wins (a .260 winning percentage) during a season shortened to 50 games.

And the 1998-99 team still holds a dubious place in NBA history — the Bulls scored just 49 points during an April 10, 1999 loss to the Heat, the fewest points by any team since the shot clock was introduced for the 1954-55 season. Tribune reporter Terrence E. Armour described it like this: “In a season of lows, this was the absolute bottom. This was the pits. This was the deepest abyss.”

Twenty-five years after Jordan played his final game for the franchise, the team has yet to return to the NBA Finals. The Bulls have been to the Eastern Conference finals only once since 1998, getting dispatched by LeBron James and the Heat in five games in 2011.



Cubs: 1962 and 1966 seasons (59-103)


The second season of the ill-fated “College of Coaches” experiment didn’t work in 1962, and the Cubs lost a franchise-record 103 games. Charlie Metro, one of the coaches, recalled that another coach, Elvin Tappe, once changed his lineup without telling him.

“I tacked up my lineup and threw the other one in the (toilet),” Metro said. “Either Ron Santo or Ernie Banks, I don’t remember who it was, said, ‘Which lineup are we going to use?’ And I said, ‘The one that’s got my name on it.’”

Leo Durocher took over the Cubs at age 60 and made his famous declaration that they weren’t an eighth-place ball club, pointing to the young talent in the clubhouse. He was right. The Cubs lost eight of their first nine games in 1966 and finished 10th, tying the franchise record with 103 losses.

In late August Durocher was so flummoxed, he ripped the bullpen phone off the dugout wall at the Astrodome when the new-age scoreboard made fun of him in a cartoon. The saving grace was the Cubs now had a pitching nucleus with starters Fergie Jenkins and Ken Holtzman, who along with Banks, Santo, Billy Williams and others began a turnaround one year later.







White Sox: 1970 season (56-106)


Before 2018, the Sox’s last 100-loss season came in 1970, when they finished 56-106 under three managers, including Don Gutteridge, who was let go on Sept. 2, 1970 after asking for assurance he would be back in 1971.

But the 1970 team wasn’t expected to compete from the outset. The rebuilding Sox had lost 95 games in 1968 — their first non-winning season since 1950 — and 94 games in 1969. Third-base coach Don Gutteridge took over for manager Al Lopez in May 1969, and guided the 1970 Sox, including a young Bill Melton.

[ Chicago White Sox end 2023 with 101 losses. 5 takeaways from the ‘frustrating’ season. ]

“There was no free agency then, so they decided to go with every young guy they could find,” Melton told the Tribune in 2013. “They got rid of most everybody but Joe Horlen and Tommy John. That was the beginning of the youth movement, much like they do today, except now they can insert free agents to improve the club. And there was a recession going on, and the bottom line is they didn’t draw like they do today.”

And the Sox’s youth movement wasn’t restricted to the field. The team also hired Nancy Faust — a North Park University graduate — as baseball’s first female organist. (Faust remained a mainstay at Sox home games for 41 seasons.)

The team was so unwatchable the Sox drew only 495,355 fans, averaging a little over 6,100 per home game at old Comiskey Park. It was the ballpark’s lowest attendance in more than 50 years. On Sept. 21, 1970, just 672 people attended a double-header against Kansas City.


A game against Boston on Aug. 19, 1970, however, marked the team’s “emergence from mediocrity.”

“On the few occasions when good things come to the Chicago White Sox, they come in large quantities,” Tribune sports reporter Richard Dozer wrote. “Today, those who weren’t already on their way home from a crowd of 17,113 in Fenway Park sat in utter amazement while the victory-starved White Sox arose from oblivion for a glittering moment in baseball history.

Chicago scored 11 runs in the ninth inning to whip the Red Sox 13-5.

There was a light at the end of the tunnel. By the end of the season, the Sox changed directions with a new general manager in Roland Hemond and a new manager in Chuck Tanner. The Sox made a 23-game improvement in 1971 after Hemond made nine deals involving 31 players, bringing back only seven of the 25 members of the 1970 roster.

The Sox opened their season on April 7, 1971, with new uniforms keyed to the color red and a new radio announcer. It might be, it could be, it was … Harry Caray.
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The "uncle charlie" i sometimes reference here? Yeah, it's that guy. (Interestingly, i believe he was literally the midpoint in their 100+ year run of futility.)
 
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