washing your ass
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Y’all dirty MFers….bigger question might be how do you dry it?
Don’t act like towel to ass gets you dry enough….
Don’t act like towel to ass gets you dry enough….
Um, who doesn't use a new wash cloth every time? Wtf?
New towel and new wash cloth every shower or you are a disgusting human. No offense.
We put in a bidet last year and it does a wonderful job of pre-treatment - reduced itchy ass episodes by 90+%.
I installed one of the shower heads with the auxiliary hose and wand; there’s a toggle to switch between the wand and the main shower head. This wand has three settings and I call the highest “ass blaster”. It really does the job, but if you let your guard down you may end up giving yourself an enema.
I installed one of the shower heads with the auxiliary hose and wand; there’s a toggle to switch between the wand and the main shower head. This wand has three settings and I call the highest “ass blaster”. It really does the job, but if you let your guard down you may end up giving yourself an enema.
Pretty similar here. We got the cheap bidet with no heater for like $40 during the great toilet paper crisis. Dollar per unit of function, one of the best purchases of my life. I also installed a couple of shower heads on the end of a hose, with the best water pressure I could find. Can power wash any part of the body, and it is also very cheap.
Another comment on bidets. We were in Italy last year and the bidets there are more like a faucet in terms of water pressure, whereas the one I have is like a pressure washer that can deliver enema power.
How are you having these to begin with? Sounds like worms to me
But do you pray the rosary while attacking your grundle? That probably makes up for it.
Work up a good lather then give it the ole shark fin.
I'm curious on this, why are they disgusting - do you guys not wash your towels frequently?
Does your shower shoot a beam of water up and around your ass flushing it out?
There is only one correct answer and that is bare hand/bar soap - it's specifically what bar soap is intended for and why most of the good ones are shaped the way they are - rounded curves.
Any washcloth/loofa will inherently collect shit and no matter how thoroughly you rinse it out it will never come clean. If you are doing it incorrectly I hope to God you're only using said item once.
Any washcloth/loofa will inherently collect shit and no matter how thoroughly you rinse it out it will never come clean. If you are doing it incorrectly I hope to God you're only using said item once.
Probably just a perception thing for me. My wife (no pic) uses a different one with every shower. They're always hanging in the shower, they're wet/damp. They just seem gross.
I like the plastic loofas. The generate a lot of suds and are good for scrubbing. After using it I put a little more body wash on it and rinse and wring it out good. If it gets ripe I toss it and get a new one.
I learned a lot in this thread. About technique and implementation. And, phobias.
Trying to stay clean in a dirty, filthy world.
Trying to stay clean in a dirty, filthy world.
I like to breeze past a hydrant every now and then to make sure things are tidy.
Bidets are a marvel—something I have bought for several family members for Christmas.
A bidet is typically a 90% solution to wiping. You flush it out, then wipe until clean and dry.
i feel like TP would get wet, break off, and get stuck in my crack.
When I was a kid I made some crack about my brother rubbing his ass and my dad looked at me and said "I hope you're washing your ass in the shower!" and I didn't say anything out of embarrassment. Had never considered it up to that point. From that day forward I've always given it a good scrubbing with my hand/soap.
i wish there was like a wheel of bristles that would spin real fast and sit back on. That would feel good too
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