Weekend plans?

[Derekd3408]

So your wife got the short end of the stick, huh?

Sure

 

[TennesseeWaltz1]

Drinking prune juice tonight and hoping for a miracle in the morning...I'm overdue.

 

[Hawkeyemc]

New Orleans tonight through Tuesday morning. Hotel overlooking Bourbon street.

 

[Derekd3408]

New Orleans tonight through Tuesday morning. Hotel overlooking Bourbon street.

Avoid blacks selling coke on street corners, find a frat boy to buy from.

 

[Chewback]

Fapping and boating, not necessarily in that order. Not necessarily separate activities.

 

[Hawkeyemc]

Avoid blacks selling coke on street corners, find a frat boy to buy from.

Solid advice. Thank you.

 

[KitingHigh]

Wife and kids are away. Closed down the local bar. Time for porn with sound.

 

[Kinnick 4 Prez]

Nephews T-Ball game in the morning. Then the wife and I head to Minneapolis to celebrate her sister and brother-in-laws 11 year anniversary with 3 other couples. The girls will shop and the men will attend the twins game.
We booked a couple 2 story suites at the Marriott Convention Center downtown overlooking target field. Hang there after the game and have some drinks. Supper at Fogo de Chao in the same building. Reservations at Shout House from 9-11pm across the road. We also booked a table at Spades for Thomas Gold from 11-2am. Prolly hit the strip club above Sneaky Pete's to finish off the night.
Sunday the wife and I are going to Entourage. Pretty good little weekend. Be no time for bed bath and beyond.

Don't hit up Dream Girls above SP. head 2 blocks down to The Syville.

 

[lucas80]

6 hours lugging around old railroad ties has beaten me down. We had to dig out the support posts. The sumbitches that put in the old retaining wall were devious fellows. Some of them were in 18 inches of concrete. When we took the first load of ties to the landfill they made us go straight to the landfill because the guy at the window said we had "construction rubble", and he wouldn't let us put it in the bins. Why, I have no idea. The s*** goes to the same place eventually. This led to a popped tire, so we had to change it out at the landfill. Then go back for another load. The second time we just drove down to the bins and figured we'd risk the dude at the window calling us on it. He didn't.
I'm so tired I can barely lift a beer to my lips to watch the Blackhawks.