I wasn't in a fraternity but actually lived in a frat house for a year. It was fun because I got to go to the parties without having to put up with any of the B.S. This particular frat house was 2 buildings... the dude across from our room in the other building would frequently walk around in his room, blinds open, beating off with one hand while holding his porn magazine in the other. He was seriously well endowed. Those were the days...