What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[curtisj157]

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[On Iowa]

African or European Swallow?

 

[curtisj157]

Well, I don’t know that!

 

[Funky Bunch]

69 mph

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

69 mph

Without more information, that's the only possible answer.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Is he gripping a coconut while being measured?

 

[jonesy5960]

Can we all now assume that Curtis is no more? History suggests that's the case.

 

[HawkMachine]

Is he gripping a coconut while being measured?

Wrong thread.

How long is your erect penis?

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[On Iowa]

Well, I don’t know that!

 

[IACub]

Eleven

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Wrong thread.

How long is your erect penis?

round up

iowa.forums.rivals.com

 

[Moral]

I would direct any questions about swallows to OP's mom.

 

[HawCory]

I would direct any questions about swallows to OP's mom.

I can't believe this took 12 posts. What has happened to the HROT HORT GIAORT HBOT we used to know?!

 

[An Iowa fan]

One of few things I remember from school, around 20 mph for a barn swallow.