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what was your go to cheap booze in high school

High School: Anything we could get our damn dirty mitts on.

College:

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Oh man. When I was in college pledging my fraternity, I had to drink a bottle of Mad Dog with an upperclassman (1 each) to get his signature on my pledge paddle. Learned all the lore ("What's Mad Dog spelled backwards?"). Just absolutely hammered, and then, the night took a sad turn when my girlfriend decided to pay a surprise visit on a road trip from WVU and found me face down in the starfish position.

I don't know what that is, butt it sounds like P.Diddy does.
 
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Boone's Farm and malt liquor like Olde English and St Ides.

I'm not proud of it, but it worked.

Ahh, St. Ides. Just over two bucks for a 40. 8.2% alcohol. We drank a lot of that. Apparently a lot of other teens did too, because underaged consumption led to it being discontinued. Really. One 40 was enough for most kids to get a terrific buzz. 🙂
 
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The original teardrop Michelob? That was good beer. Then they went and changed it, of course.
I’m certainly no expert. Honestly, at that time, I think AB had about six different beers (including light versions) on the market, but they all sort of seemed like the same base product with subtle variations. The original Michelob was most noticeably different from the Bud/Busch brands -Lager vs. Pilsner I suppose. A few years later during college, Mich Dry came out and it was all the rage, though I could never really tell the difference.
 
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Didn't drink in high school other than the occasional beer. Freshman year I drank a lot of SoCo and cranberry, Hawkeye vodka in soda, and whatever beer was at the house party, typically was keystone.

By sophomore year I couldn't drink the cheap shit anymore. Just gut rot. Stuck with Bud light and Cuervo. Which aren't good either, but better than the other stuff mentioned.
 
The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.

I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.

Call me old fashioned I guess.
 
The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.

I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.

Call me old fashioned I guess.
Now that's a Bloody Mary!
 
In the early/mid 1970's, our beer of choice (based on price) was Old Milwaukee. $2.75 for a 12 pack. Three guys chipped in a buck each and gave the quarter leftover to the guy that was old enough to buy it for us. Then it was off to the gravel roads to drink it. (I know, I know...bad choice to drink and drive)
If it was whiskey, Southern Comfort because you could drink it straight (had some citrus flavor).
Wine - whatever homemade stuff someone could sneak out of grandpa's barrel on the farm near Buenie.
 
The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.

I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.

Call me old fashioned I guess.
Good lord. And I was going to tell my college story of how we soaked mint leaves in bourbon for three days and then cut it with skoal.
 
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The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.

I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.

Call me old fashioned I guess.
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we used to steal Everclear from HyVee. I remember standing on top of a stack of big bales howling at the moon on that shit.

I don't really remember. My parents told me the next day.
 
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