High School: Anything we could get our damn dirty mitts on.
College:
College:
Oh man. When I was in college pledging my fraternity, I had to drink a bottle of Mad Dog with an upperclassman (1 each) to get his signature on my pledge paddle. Learned all the lore ("What's Mad Dog spelled backwards?"). Just absolutely hammered, and then, the night took a sad turn when my girlfriend decided to pay a surprise visit on a road trip from WVU and found me face down in the starfish position.
I don't know what that is, butt it sounds like P.Diddy does.
Same, but I did do some DD on multiple occasions. My friend’s choices were Busch Light and Everclear mixed with a slusheeDidn’t drink in high school.
If we were broke (usually) it was Red, White, and Blue. If we were flush, Coors. Mostly we were broke because all our money went for weed.
Boone's Farm and malt liquor like Olde English and St Ides.
I'm not proud of it, but it worked.
The bottle proclaims it is "smooth as silk". I can confirm that that is a lie.
Beer: Michelob
I’m certainly no expert. Honestly, at that time, I think AB had about six different beers (including light versions) on the market, but they all sort of seemed like the same base product with subtle variations. The original Michelob was most noticeably different from the Bud/Busch brands -Lager vs. Pilsner I suppose. A few years later during college, Mich Dry came out and it was all the rage, though I could never really tell the difference.The original teardrop Michelob? That was good beer. Then they went and changed it, of course.
Now that's a Bloody Mary!The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.
I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.
Call me old fashioned I guess.
Good lord. And I was going to tell my college story of how we soaked mint leaves in bourbon for three days and then cut it with skoal.The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.
I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.
Call me old fashioned I guess.
The no pic recently informed me that the trash skank girls back in high school used to soak tampons in cheap vodka and then stink them up their bearded clams to get the direct absorption buzz during school.
I had heard of the weirdos with the anal enema fetishes' and stuff with booze and coffee and such to get the direct absorption or whatever, but the tampon thing was new to me.
Call me old fashioned I guess.
Mickeys big mouths got me in a lot of trouble in college.Mickey's Malt Liquor!