What will Kirk be doing this Saturday?

[pistachio1999]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

 

[Ladell-hawk]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

I am sure he will be watching the game.

 

[Hendy hawk]

Pretty sure he said he would be quietly watching the game in the press conference.

 

[JerseyCityHawki]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

 

[LukaDuka]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

cracking nuts over your mom's booty.

 

[sultanofsuede]

He and I going for a 60 mile bike ride. Followed by beers at Club76. See you there!

 

[pistachio1999]

Maybe Utah Tech plays at the same time and he will be streaming him some Deac online.

 

[PinkLockerRoom]

Wouldn’t it be cool if he showed up as a regular fan to watch the game at a local bar in Solon or West Branch?

 

[swagsurfer02]

Vanilla ice cream

 

[KFsdisciple]

He's still gonna chew the shit out his gum.

 

[Biggus Blockus]

He will have on a Per Mar yellow windbreaker hanging in the South Endzone with a fake stache sending in plays on a walkie talkie.

 

[pistachio1999]

He will have on a Per Mar yellow windbreaker hanging in the South Endzone with a fake stache sending in plays on a walkie talkie.

Maybe he will be Hawkeye Elvis or the dude up in the NW upper deck that dresses like the Pope.

 

[pistachio1999]

Wouldn’t it be cool if he showed up as a regular fan to watch the game at a local bar in Solon or West Branch?

Maybe Yanda will invite home over to the house for a game watch.

 

[General Tso]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

These all seem doable on a Saturday, no?

 

[pistachio1999]

I guess he could go hang with the Moon family at the world's largest truck stop.

 

[Iron Doc]

Possibly work on implementing the old East Waterloo Wishbone offense of the late 60s/early 70s.

 

[Hawkeye Marching Band]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

So he couldn’t be in his office while the team is at Kinnick?

 

[ButtersHawk]

BTN is doing a FerentzCast with him
and Brian I believe.

 

[LukaDuka]

He will be on college game day describing how defense and punting win more games than high scoring offenses. And showing off videos of his grandkids training progress.

 

[shrinkhawk]

He could pull a Connor Stalions... and watch the game from the Illinois St sidelines.

 

[Hawkeye Marching Band]

Maybe Kirk could follow Bobby Valentine's lead, and wear a disguise.

 

[HawkMachine]

Balls deep.

 

[HawCory]

I invited him over to watch the game at my house. He hasn't texted back. I'll update, if necessary.

Edit/disclosure: I'm not even sure that the Grindr account with his picture in the profile is actually him.

 

[MeetTheFerentzes]

Binging Golden Girls

 

[uihawk82]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

So he cant even be in the locker room???

I was hoping he would be like one of those old time baseball coaches like Earl Weaver, getting ejected from a game, sitting in the runway between the dugout and locker room, puffing on his cig and still coaching via the tunnel method. Jim Leyland the old Pirates and tigers manager iirc did the same thing.

 

[coorsoriginal02]

Watching the Maryland game and wondering how to convince Beth to hire Brian back as Head Coach in a few years following retirement.

 

[QChawks]

same thing he does every Saturday in the fall

watching Phil Parker carry the Iowa program

 

[LetsGoHawks83]

Watching at home with his little notebook. Writing down all the false starts.

Seriously, it'll be strange for him to sit at home. He's been on the sidelines for 20+ years.

 

[Feldbush]

Using his Blackberry to text James Ferentz who will be on the sidelines as this week's honorary captain.

 

[hexumhawk]

At least he wont have to make his grocery list during the game like usual. He can just go to the fridge and write down what he needs.

 

[pistachio1999]

So he cant even be in the locker room???

I was hoping he would be like one of those old time baseball coaches like Earl Weaver, getting ejected from a game, sitting in the runway between the dugout and locker room, puffing on his cig and still coaching via the tunnel method. Jim Leyland the old Pirates and tigers manager iirc did the same thing.

Statement put out said can't be on campus on Saturday.

 

[pistachio1999]

So he couldn’t be in his office while the team is at Kinnick?

Nope. Cannot be on campus.

 

[pistachio1999]

Left off tailgating on Melrose, just off campus grounds.

 

[hexumhawk]

Guessing Kirk will be going around to tailgates doing beer bongs and play flippy cup.

 

[desihawk]

at osu with binocs coz if you want is done right do it yourself

 

[Randon]

He'll be on the phone with Seth telling him to run 10 off tackle plays to start the game.

 

[herkhatescy]

What do you think he might do since he cannot be on campus this Saturday?

Watch the game and take notes.

 

[hawkdave007]

"Kirk Ferentz" won't be there on Saturday...

 

[Birky]

He’ll be standing in front of the TV, wearing a golf shirt and khakis. He’ll have on a head set and be chomping on gum with Mary following him around with an endless supply of gum sticks.

 

[yescyam]

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.