What would the punishments in "heck" be like?

[torbee]

I am semi-ashamed to admit I stole this from Facebook, but it is kinda fun.

Here is the thought exercise: Satan opens up a "lite" version of Hell called Heck. What are some forms of torture there?

Here are a few answers to get your brain holes working:

• You eternally have to wear socks while walking on a wet floor
• No matter how many times you flip it, the USB will not go into your computer
• No matter where you are driving, you are stuck behind a school bus with an infinite number of kids getting off.

Share yours below!

 

[TJ8869]

All steaks in the Heck cafeteria are served well done.

 

[QChawks]

watch Iowa/Stanford Rose Bowl

 

[torbee]

Every time you need to put away leftovers, it's a new Saran Wrap roll and the "start" is invisible.

 

[The Tradition]

It would be like middle school.

 

[Aardvark86]

I am semi-ashamed to admit I stole this from Facebook, but it is kinda fun.

Here is the thought exercise: Satan opens up a "lite" version of Hell called Heck. What are some forms of torture there?

Here are a few answers to get your brain holes working:

• You eternally have to wear socks while walking on a wet floor
• No matter how many times you flip it, the USB will not go into your computer
• No matter where you are driving, you are stuck behind a school bus with an infinite number of kids getting off.

Share yours below!

This has been done already, and very effectively:

 

[TJ8869]

watch Iowa/Stanford Rose Bowl

Too soon.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

You're served a juicy Ribeye steak but there's no ketchup anywhere in sight...

" Bohemian Rhapsody " is playing on a loop over the PA system...

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

Trad is still posting Alanis Morrissette polls.

 

[TJ8869]

Porn is streamed at 240 lines of resolution.

 

[ping72]

There’s a broken wire in every phone charger so it turns off randomly if you’re not holding it just right.

 

[ping72]

Every loaf of bread only has the butt/crust ends.

 

[ping72]

Every person you talk with starts every sentence with “ok, so…”

 

[torbee]

Porn is streamed at 240 lines of resolution.

Over a 9600 bit modem

 

[ping72]

Every piece of writing is done in a speaking narrative rather than a writing one.

 

[QChawks]

forced to read "Tuesdays with Torbee" 🙈

 

[torbee]

forced to read "Tuesdays with Torbee" 🙈

And it's always a 6-6 season with Jake Christensen at QB!

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Heck's uniform is 70's leisure suits, required...

 

[EagleHawk]

Trump and Biden are the only candidates on the ballot for every election from school board to President. Never mind, that would be more Helk

 

[BelemNole]

All meals are buffet style, and there's no salt in Heck. At all.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

FSU is still in the ACC in 2036.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

 

[McLovin32]

You're forced to listen to Cotton Eye Joe on repeat.

 

[DirtyJohns97]

All desk drawers are perpetually off track

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

When you’re carrying something your keys will always be in the opposite pocket.

 

[torbee]

Every time you order Quad City style pizza, there are only the internal rectangle slices and non of the delicious corner slices.

 

[ThorneStockton]

There is no left lane and the person in front of you belongs in the right.

 

[QChawks]

FSU joins the B1G

 

[Fan In Black]

you burn in fire

 

[PoopandBoogers]

You never fully sneeze. It's always the one where you go "aaaahhhh" but no "choo" comes out. Instead it's an "ah man".

 

[MuscoHawk]

Every day is Monday and every morning the first person you see is the annoying coworker who always says “Happy Monday!”

 

[mustang_hawk]

You're served a juicy Ribeye steak but there's no ketchup anywhere in sight...

" Bohemian Rhapsody " is playing on a loop over the PA system...

Anyone who would put ketchup on a juicy ribeye steak deserves to be in hell.

 

[Bro D]

Dude bros all singing Journey at the top of their lungs

 

[The Tradition]

There's always a guy buying $500 worth of lottery scratch-off tickets in line in front of you at the convenience store check out counter.

 

[JMNSHO]

There’s plenty of toilet paper, but it is in a nearby different bathroom than the one you used.

 

[McLovin32]

You're eternally 2nd to last in line at OP's mom's house. The person last in line is @ANYCHawk and you HAVE to talk to him for eternity.

 

[Hawki97]

All clear tapes return to the roll after use causing you to find it and peel it back every time. You’re also not allowed to have fingernails in Heck. Finally, the tape always splits when first peeling it back as well. Enjoy!

 

[Hawki97]

All toilet paper is hung this way.

 

[Jerome Silberman]

Tinnitus
Constant nibbles that strip the bait, but nothing else
Green lights that last about 3 seconds before going yellow
Eye floaters
Every poop leaves an uncomfortably large skid mark on the bowl

 

[TJ8869]

The car in front of you always stops 10 feet short of the line in left turn lanes, preventing you from getting a green arrow. And even after 3 complete cycles of lights, he still doesn’t make the connection.