What would the punishments in "heck" be like?

[BelemNole]

HROT is all Trad polls.

 

[TJ8869]

All toilet paper is hung this way.

Evidently Heck is located at my in-laws’ house.

 

[Hawki97]

Evidently Heck is located at my in-laws’ house.

 

[Jan Itor]

you burn in fire

No, you’ll be like a trick candle. You’re lit on fire and you can put it out, but the flames keep coming back over and over and over

 

[kalonahawk]

I would think in “heck” the only time your body allows you to poop is directly after you get out of the shower….and you’re not allowed to hop back in.

 

[millah_22]

All steaks in the Heck cafeteria are served well done.

Sounds like heaven

 

[TJ8869]

Sounds like heaven

It does until you learn they’re also seasoned with way too much salt.

 

[millah_22]

It does until you learn they’re also seasoned with way too much salt.

 

[LuciousBDragon]

I am semi-ashamed to admit I stole this from Facebook, but it is kinda fun.

Here is the thought exercise: Satan opens up a "lite" version of Hell called Heck. What are some forms of torture there?

Here are a few answers to get your brain holes working:

• You eternally have to wear socks while walking on a wet floor
• No matter how many times you flip it, the USB will not go into your computer
• No matter where you are driving, you are stuck behind a school bus with an infinite number of kids getting off.

Share yours below!

Gary Larson has done this exercise in the past and nailed it:

 

[TJ8869]

Gary Larson has done this exercise in the past and nailed it:

 

[TJ8869]

They’re persistent about it, too. Every time I go there I turn the roll around the correct way, and then by the time I use the bathroom again later in the day they’ve switched it back again.

Those people aren’t right in the head.

 

[Hawki97]

They’re persistent about it, too. Every time I go there I turn the roll around the correct way, and then by the time I use the bathroom again later in the day they’ve switched it back again.

Those people aren’t right in the head.

You married into it bro….

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

You're headed to divorce court and realize Rudy Giuliani is your lawyer...

 

[JMNSHO]

It is just like Hell but it doesn’t last an entire eternity; it’s more like roughly the duration of a youth travel baseball tournament.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

I am semi-ashamed to admit I stole this from Facebook, but it is kinda fun.

Here is the thought exercise: Satan opens up a "lite" version of Hell called Heck. What are some forms of torture there?

Here are a few answers to get your brain holes working:

• You eternally have to wear socks while walking on a wet floor
• No matter how many times you flip it, the USB will not go into your computer
• No matter where you are driving, you are stuck behind a school bus with an infinite number of kids getting off.

Share yours below!

Small piece of Popcorn kernel always in your molars.

Unremovable itchy tag on shirt

Pebble always in shoe

Plenty of water to drink. But it’s Hot dog water.

All NFL teams are the Jets

All pizza has lettuce and taco chips on it

Everyone pronounces antibiotics as “anteebeeodics”.

Trump not banned from Twitter

All strippers perform “their stand up act” during lap dances

Bob Ross replaced by Ted Nugent

All loaves of bread are 100% heels.

All hot girls have severely fvcked up teeth

 

[Chewback]

Tinnitus
Constant nibbles that strip the bait, but nothing else
Green lights that last about 3 seconds before going yellow
Eye floaters
Every poop leaves an uncomfortably large skid mark on the bowl

So I'm already in Heck then. Great.

 

[mthawkeyes]

Everyday at work consists of a 30-minute meeting that could have been a 2-3 paragraph email.

 

[DooBii]

All toilet paper is hung this way.

You mean the correct way? That doesn't seem bad. Lol

 

[THE_DEVIL]

BLASPHEMY!!!

 

[DirtyJohns97]

Your farts smell like other people's farts

 

[Fan In Black]

No, you’ll be like a trick candle. You’re lit on fire and you can put it out, but the flames keep coming back over and over and over

 

[bagdropper]

All steaks in the Heck cafeteria are served well done.

Microwaved, with nothing but ketchup to wash it down. No drinks, no side dish...nothing.

 

[ConvenientParking]

The only television is USA Network original programming. Burn Notice, Monk, Psych.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

The only television is USA Network original programming. Burn Notice, Monk, Psych.

If you said USA Up All Night my 10 yr old self would think I was in heaven.

 

[torbee]

The only television is USA Network original programming. Burn Notice, Monk, Psych.

I actually like Monk. Tony Shaloub is a good actor.

 

[ConvenientParking]

I actually like Monk. Tony Shaloub is a good actor.

This is eternity we're talking about torbs. No House reruns for some nice cynicism as a change of pace, that's not a USA Network original.

 

[Joes Place]

I am semi-ashamed to admit I stole this from Facebook, but it is kinda fun.

Here is the thought exercise: Satan opens up a "lite" version of Hell called Heck. What are some forms of torture there?

Here are a few answers to get your brain holes working:

• You eternally have to wear socks while walking on a wet floor
• No matter how many times you flip it, the USB will not go into your computer
• No matter where you are driving, you are stuck behind a school bus with an infinite number of kids getting off.

Share yours below!

You're ALWAYS referred to by your non-preferred pronouns...

 

[ConvenientParking]

McRib and McFish are always available and they're the only thing on the menu at McDonald's.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

This is eternity we're talking about torbs. No House reruns for some nice cynicism as a change of pace, that's not a USA Network original.

Yeah, but remember, it's "Heck". It's like a perpetual flaccid member surrounded by HORT doinks. You're bigger than all, but it still dangles around the knees. First place is last place type of shit.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Every football game is a week 10 Alabama vs FCS game.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Instead of Taps, this is played every night at lights out:

 

[sultanofsuede]

I am semi-ashamed to admit I stole this from Facebook, but it is kinda fun.

Here is the thought exercise: Satan opens up a "lite" version of Hell called Heck. What are some forms of torture there?

Here are a few answers to get your brain holes working:

• You eternally have to wear socks while walking on a wet floor
• No matter how many times you flip it, the USB will not go into your computer
• No matter where you are driving, you are stuck behind a school bus with an infinite number of kids getting off.

Share yours below!

Nothing to drink but those bottles of Aquafina that can’t be opened, like ever, by even your strongest friend.

 

[FlickShagwell]

All steaks in the Heck cafeteria are served well done.

He said “heck,” TJ. As in, not hell.

 

[ConvenientParking]

Every year for Halloween you get to choose from candy peanuts, black licorice, Almond Joy: Oops! All Coconut! , and stale popcorn balls.

 

[dgordo]

You can have pizza whenever you want but it’s not from Casey’s and it’s quad city style.

 

[unsubstantiated]

Heck's uniform is 70's leisure suits, required...

I think those are from actual hell.

There is no left lane and the person in front of you belongs in the right.

Mine would be a curvy two-lane highway, behind a manure spreader at 21mph, with constant oncoming traffic.

Green lights that last about 3 seconds before going yellow

Another for me would be EVERY light turning yellow just as you are approaching it, but too far away to run it.

 

[Urohawk]

Porn is streamed at 240 lines of resolution.

Those of us from the 80s with Skin-A-Max experience, laugh at your contrived punishment.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Instead of the Manning Brothers doing Monday Night football, it's "MNF with Hannity and Carlson!"

 

[Hawki97]

You have the internet, but HORT is the only web site available.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

HORT only came in Title View...or whatever it was where all of the responses were listed on main screen.