When Trump or Biden Dies...

[Hawki97]

...what will people do?

Will there be celebrations in the streets with trucker caravans (for Biden's death) or joyous protestish marches (for Trump's death)?
Will there be quiet celebrations / toasts over dinner?
Will it just go by like any other presidential dirt nap?
Will conspiracy theories abound and believe they're not dead (probably more on the MAGA wierdo side)?

I'll personally breath a sigh of relief when Trump goes and be pretty "meh" when Biden goes.

 

[millah_22]

When Trump dies Twitter is going to be wilder than when the queen died.

 

[Hawki97]

When Trump dies Twitter is going to be wilder than when the queen died.

Oh yeah, the twits are going to go crazy.

 

[Moral]

I'll probably say "omg what happened, they were so young."

When Trump dies Twitter is going to be wilder than when the queen died.

She just waved at me yesterday from the backseat of a Toyota Corolla in Moline.

 

[millah_22]

Oh yeah, the twits are going to go crazy.

I feel like there will be some Biden roasting, but not nearly as much as Trump. Biden will get some like.. memoriam stuff.

There's going to be a lot of "rest in piss" for trump tho.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Rip. About the same foe any prior president.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

Rip. About the same foe any prior president.

Disagree unless it takes them both 10 or more years to die and they stay out of politics after this election.

Things are going to be different now. The hatred level is much higher and the fact that they are both running for president ups that even more.

The funerals may look similar to how previous presidents got but how people react to it will be a lot less empathetic.

And with Trump there will be a conspiracy theory that he was assassinated even if he dies of a heart attack on live TV.

 

[cheeselog8]

Rip. About the same foe any prior president.

I bet Rs will celebrate Biden's death even if they say they won't beforehand.

Kind of like when my R friends were posting memes before the last election that if they lose they will go on with their lives because they are adults and not snowflakes. And then when they lost they stormed the Capitol and acted like snowflakes. Lulz.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

I bet Rs will celebrate Biden's death even if they say they won't beforehand.

Kind of like when my R friends were posting memes before the last election that if they lose they will go on with their lives because they are adults and not snowflakes. And then when they lost they stormed the Capitol and acted like snowflakes. Lulz.

You had friends storm the capital?

The Dems have already started celebrating the idea in this very thread, me, I will treat it as any other.

 

[Hawki97]

I bet Rs will celebrate Biden's death even if they say they won't beforehand.

Kind of like when my R friends were posting memes before the last election that if they lose they will go on with their lives because they are adults and not snowflakes. And then when they lost they stormed the Capitol and acted like snowflakes. Lulz.

There's a guy I went to high school that is totally "this guy" - all the way to going to the Capitol on Jan6. He barely has a brain in his head but he used what few firing synapses he has to make the decision to not go in. I'll give him that I guess.

 

[cheeselog8]

You had friends storm the capital?

The Dems have already started celebrating the idea in this very thread, me, I will treat it as any other.

A friend, yes. And yes, he's a moran.

 

[Hawki97]

You had friends storm the capital?

The Dems have already started celebrating the idea in this very thread, me, I will treat it as any other.

Huh. This very thread? Your idea of celebration and my idea of celebration must be quite different.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

A friend, yes. And yes, he's a moran.

Jfc

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Huh. This very thread? Your idea of celebration and my idea of celebration must be quite different.

"Rest in piss".

 

[Hawki97]

"Rest in piss".

Millah was just stating there will be a lot of that on the twits. You disagree?

(Don't worry, I understand man, you see what you want to see. It's a human condition.)

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

I hoped at least one of them is alive to cut the opening day ribbon on the 150K Hills bird/feral cat sanctuary…

 

[SSG T]

I'll have to restrain my dad from going to wherever Trump is buried and trying to piss on his grave. Either that or join him (don't think LE would look kindly on that, so the former it is).

 

[millah_22]

I bet Rs will celebrate Biden's death even if they say they won't beforehand.

Kind of like when my R friends were posting memes before the last election that if they lose they will go on with their lives because they are adults and not snowflakes. And then when they lost they stormed the Capitol and acted like snowflakes. Lulz.

Rs like to decorate their trucks with vinyl wraps of Biden being hogtied.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Millah was just stating there will be a lot of that on the twits. You disagree?

(Don't worry, I understand man, you see what you want to see. It's a human condition.)

I agree that thr left will be vocal on thier feelings towards Trump. To think Millah didn't get a little giddy while getting to post "rest in piss" is foolish.

 

[millah_22]

I'll have to restrain my dad from going to wherever Trump is buried and trying to piss on his grave. Either that or join him (don't think LE would look kindly on that, so the former it is).

on the flip side, some people will need to be restrained from going full saltburn on Trump's grave.

 

[Hawki97]

I agree that thr left will be vocal on thier feelings towards Trump. To think Millah didn't get a little giddy while getting to post "rest in piss" is foolish.

Sure, bub. I know. I know.

 

[GOHOX69]

I will personally cremate Joe in India to prove to him Indians are not xenophobic.

 

[millah_22]

I agree that thr left will be vocal on thier feelings towards Trump. To think Millah didn't get a little giddy while getting to post "rest in piss" is foolish.

Bro, don't get me wrong, I am going to go hard on Trumps death day. Rest in piss will be mild.

 

[Tom Paris]

on the flip side, some people will need to be restrained from going full saltburn on Trump's grave.

I think they should just allow this.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

Sure, bub. I know. I know.

Read above, they are undercutting the shit out of you.

 

[millah_22]

I will personally cremate Joe in India to prove to him Indians are not xenophobic.

Indiana works too.

 

[GOHOX69]

Indiana works too.

But that is not xenophobic.

 

[Hawki97]

Read above, they are undercutting the shit out of you.

I know. I know. It's quite the celebration.

 

[millah_22]

I know. I know. It's quite the celebration.

People literally danced in the street when he was voted out, but man, saying rest in piss, really putting the cart before the wagon here.

 

[Roncuba55]

Don't you mean... if Trump dies?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

When Trump dies it will make the Death of Rush Limbaugh look like the death of Lady Di. The usual suspects will rush to the tweet box with the hot take that starts with "I don't care if I'm supposed to be respectful or not..." then say something about ruining America for their children.

When Biden dies it will be pretty much the same as when Ted Kennedy died without the "killing a lady" parts.

And on here with each of them, the first 8 or so posts will be in the "RIP" range. By post 12 it will be a full on no holds barred bloodbath.

 

[Hawki97]

When Trump dies it will make the Death of Rush Limbaugh look like the death of Lady Di. The usual suspects will rush to the tweet box with the hot take that starts with "I don't care if I'm supposed to be respectful or not..." then say something about ruining America for their children.

When Biden dies it will be pretty much the same as when Ted Kennedy died without the "killing a lady" parts.

Nice. You're always so in tune with things. What will the "other side" of the usual suspects rush to the tweet box and say?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Nice. You're always so in tune with things. What will the "other side" of the usual suspects rush to the tweet box and say?

They will say "Say what you will about the man..." and then give some vague half assed compliment about protecting our borders or keeping China in check or something like that.

Anything else you'd like to learn today? I make a mean frittata.

 

[millah_22]

When Trump dies it will make the Death of Rush Limbaugh look like the death of Lady Di. The usual suspects will rush to the tweet box with the hot take that starts with "I don't care if I'm supposed to be respectful or not..." then say something about ruining America for their children.

When Biden dies it will be pretty much the same as when Ted Kennedy died without the "killing a lady" parts.

And on here with each of them, the first 8 or so posts will be in the "RIP" range. By post 12 it will be a full on no holds barred bloodbath.

they'll straight up skip that part for Trump

 

[FAUlty Gator]

they'll straight up skip that part for Trump

I can see that too. I'd say the line between those two ends at Chuck Schumer and begins at Nancy Pelosi.

 

[millah_22]

I can see that too. I'd say the line between those two ends at Chuck Schumer and begins at Nancy Pelosi.

link to your frittata recipe?

 

[Hawki97]

They will say "Say what you will about the man..." and then give some vague half assed compliment about protecting our borders or keeping China in check or something like that.

Anything else you'd like to learn today? I make a mean frittata.

Nothing about the deep state? Or lizards? Or NY pizza places?

 

[ICHawk-I]

on the flip side, some people will need to be restrained from going full saltburn on Trump's grave.

This will probably happen but the grounds crews on whatever golf course he is buried on will probably fix it right up.

 

[FAUlty Gator]

Nothing about the deep state? Or lizards? Or NY pizza places?

Oh well naturally. I thought you were referring to the people who wanted to pretend to slightly hide their disdain or love for him.

AOC will be dancing around the campfire and MTG will be calling for a murder investigation into her.

 

[ButtersHawk]

When they both die there will be a lot more Adderall and Vitamin shots for the rest of us.