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Which Hot Sauce Are You Pickin'?

They don't ship or store well. That's why I'm asking.

They probably get here a little under ripe in a lot of cases. There is certainly a good portion of them that I wouldn't personally select at the stores. Frozen mangos I get from Costco, they are decent but less sweet.
 
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You can only have one of these for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking? Cannot pick any variations of a sauce. It has to be one of these shown. I don't dislike any of them, but Cholula is the very clear #1 for me. I'd probably pick Valentina or El Yucateco 2nd.



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I picked up a bottle of number 5 this afternoon. I’ll go with that.
 
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Cholula and it's not even close. Frank's? So very meh. You can make a better wing sauce with Cholula and melted butter. I like to add a little extra worcestershire, my brisket rub, and some extra cayenne for extra heartburn.
 
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Cholula and it's not even close. Frank's? So very meh. You can make a better wing sauce with Cholula and melted butter. I like to add a little extra worcestershire, my brisket rub, and some extra cayenne for extra heartburn.

That sounds horrible. Why? Just why????
 
In addition to the three hot sauces I ferment at home and give out to friends and family (a smoked variety I make using Sandia variety Hatch peppers that I pay to be shipped to me and I smoke with a mix of mesquite and oak and ferment myself; a smoked variety that I use with my gardens datils, habaneros, aji amarillos, Brazilian Starfish, and purple cayennes using pecan wood, hickory and apple mash (combo of dried apple fruit and apple wood); and an unsmoked combo of pineapple, carrot, shallot, datils and habaneros), I always keep the following on hand in no particular order as I use all of them for different things:

1) Yellowbird Habanero - for anything I want a sweet spicy kick to, I put it in almost all of my sweeter salad dressings and sauces. It’s also great in egg salad and tuna salad.
2) Frank’s Red Hot - anytime I “buffalo” something and want that very specific taste. If I make wings at home, this plus Worcestershire and butter is my standard wing and then I’ll usually make two other varieties at least.
3) Cholula - anytime I make or have Mexican food.
4) Crystal - anytime I make or have Cuban or simple southern fried seafood or chicken dishes (including livers, hearts and/or gizzards)
5) Huy Fong Sriracha - anytime I want to spice up an Asian dish
6) Standard Tabasco - anytime I make or have a Cajun or Creole dish
7) Outerbridges Original Sherry Pepper Sauce - anytime I make Bermudan food
8) Pickapeppa Sauce - anytime I make Jamaican or Haitian dishes.
9) Son of Zombie - great for deviled eggs and as the second wing sauce to Franks (SoZ is much hotter than Franks)
10) Slap My @$$ and Call Me Sally - similar to Yellowbird Habanero or Ethiopian mitmiy I use it whenever I want to add a sharp note of heat.
11) Trappey’s Mexi-Pep - for whenever I want to make an authentic Buford T Justice “Diablo Sandwich. It’s a tremendously good Sando.
 
In addition to the three hot sauces I ferment at home and give out to friends and family (a smoked variety I make using Sandia variety Hatch peppers that I pay to be shipped to me and I smoke with a mix of mesquite and oak and ferment myself; a smoked variety that I use with my gardens datils, habaneros, aji amarillos, Brazilian Starfish, and purple cayennes using pecan wood, hickory and apple mash (combo of dried apple fruit and apple wood); and an unsmoked combo of pineapple, carrot, shallot, datils and habaneros), I always keep the following on hand in no particular order as I use all of them for different things:

1) Yellowbird Habanero - for anything I want a sweet spicy kick to, I put it in almost all of my sweeter salad dressings and sauces. It’s also great in egg salad and tuna salad.
2) Frank’s Red Hot - anytime I “buffalo” something and want that very specific taste. If I make wings at home, this plus Worcestershire and butter is my standard wing and then I’ll usually make two other varieties at least.
3) Cholula - anytime I make or have Mexican food.
4) Crystal - anytime I make or have Cuban or simple southern fried seafood or chicken dishes (including livers, hearts and/or gizzards)
5) Huy Fong Sriracha - anytime I want to spice up an Asian dish
6) Standard Tabasco - anytime I make or have a Cajun or Creole dish
7) Outerbridges Original Sherry Pepper Sauce - anytime I make Bermudan food
8) Pickapeppa Sauce - anytime I make Jamaican or Haitian dishes.
9) Son of Zombie - great for deviled eggs and as the second wing sauce to Franks (SoZ is much hotter than Franks)
10) Slap My @$$ and Call Me Sally - similar to Yellowbird Habanero or Ethiopian mitmiy I use it whenever I want to add a sharp note of heat.
11) Trappey’s Mexi-Pep - for whenever I want to make an authentic Buford T Justice “Diablo Sandwich. It’s a tremendously good Sando.

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If your answer isn’t #9,
then you either haven’t had it before or you only like weak sauces
 
In addition to the three hot sauces I ferment at home and give out to friends and family (a smoked variety I make using Sandia variety Hatch peppers that I pay to be shipped to me and I smoke with a mix of mesquite and oak and ferment myself; a smoked variety that I use with my gardens datils, habaneros, aji amarillos, Brazilian Starfish, and purple cayennes using pecan wood, hickory and apple mash (combo of dried apple fruit and apple wood); and an unsmoked combo of pineapple, carrot, shallot, datils and habaneros), I always keep the following on hand in no particular order as I use all of them for different things:

1) Yellowbird Habanero - for anything I want a sweet spicy kick to, I put it in almost all of my sweeter salad dressings and sauces. It’s also great in egg salad and tuna salad.
2) Frank’s Red Hot - anytime I “buffalo” something and want that very specific taste. If I make wings at home, this plus Worcestershire and butter is my standard wing and then I’ll usually make two other varieties at least.
3) Cholula - anytime I make or have Mexican food.
4) Crystal - anytime I make or have Cuban or simple southern fried seafood or chicken dishes (including livers, hearts and/or gizzards)
5) Huy Fong Sriracha - anytime I want to spice up an Asian dish
6) Standard Tabasco - anytime I make or have a Cajun or Creole dish
7) Outerbridges Original Sherry Pepper Sauce - anytime I make Bermudan food
8) Pickapeppa Sauce - anytime I make Jamaican or Haitian dishes.
9) Son of Zombie - great for deviled eggs and as the second wing sauce to Franks (SoZ is much hotter than Franks)
10) Slap My @$$ and Call Me Sally - similar to Yellowbird Habanero or Ethiopian mitmiy I use it whenever I want to add a sharp note of heat.
11) Trappey’s Mexi-Pep - for whenever I want to make an authentic Buford T Justice “Diablo Sandwich. It’s a tremendously good Sando.

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You can only have one of these for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking? Cannot pick any variations of a sauce. It has to be one of these shown. I don't dislike any of them, but Cholula is the very clear #1 for me. I'd probably pick Valentina or El Yucateco 2nd.



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If I can only have one, probably Crystal.
 
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You can only have one of these for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking? Cannot pick any variations of a sauce. It has to be one of these shown. I don't dislike any of them, but Cholula is the very clear #1 for me. I'd probably pick Valentina or El Yucateco 2nd.



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Flawed, poll is flawed. If I could only have one sauce, give me El Tiggrey.

 
Love a good hot sauce and hot peppers.

This is my go to sauce with a great flavor (Melinda copied this one but not the same IMO): https://mariesharpsusa.com/collecti.../beware-comatose-habanero-pepper-sauce-4-pack

Here's a local that is great - hot with a great flavor too but maybe a little more garlic than I like: https://www.cooperssmallbatch.com/online-store/Grundle-Thumper-p126119700

Here's my go to homemade hot sauce recipe that will be mild enough for most but still enough heat to make me happy. I grill all the jalapenos, onion, garlic to get a decent char and smoke flavor before doing the rest.

Jalapeno Hot Sauce

  • ½ lb jalapenos (6-8 depending on size) ( can serrano or fresno to add additional heat)
  • ½ onion
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • ½ tsp cumin
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp sugar (optional)
  • 10 sprigs of fresh cilantro
  • 1 cup water
  • 2/3 cup white vinegar
  • 1 cast iron pan to roast the peppers
  • Quarter/chunk onion
  • Take stems off peppers
  • Crush garlic


  • Medium high heat with cast iron skillet and just enough olive oil to coat pan cook peppers, onion, garlic for about 5 minutes while stirring frequently to get char and even coat of oil
  • Chop ingredients after roasting,
  • add to pot with 1 cup of water and bring to boil, add ingredients from pan (exc garlic and low simmer for 5 min
  • Add garlic, cumin, salt, sugar and mix until combined
  • Once dissolved, remove from heat and cool before adding to blender
  • Rough chop cilantro
  • Add cooked, cooled ingredients to blender, add cilantro, and white vinegar
  • Blend, starting on low and increasing speed until smooth
 
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