Who's most likely to put pineapple on their pizza and dip it in ranch??
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You had me saying liberals at pineapple, but we all know conservatives are fat out of shape slobs with neck beards who dip everything in ranch.
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This. I love ham and pineapple pizza. And I like ranch dressing on salads. But if you put ranch dressing on my ham and pineapple pizza then it goes in the trash.
This, that was a tough one. But can see lib with the pineapple over a con ordering that. A con would probably rather shoot a pineapple and a lib would rather read the label of the ranch and would eat if farm to market, locally sourced, non gmo.
I can count on 1 finger how many times I've purchased ranch dressing in my lifetime.
Now, blue cheese dressing...the buffalo wings I made yesterday were delicious with it.
There’s an overweight man with his overweight woman on the sofa watching tv.
He’s yelling his opinion at the television. She looks up from her food and agrees.
They’ve got two bumper stickers on their pickup truck; they keep the pickup parked outside.
One sticker says “What Would Jesus Do?” The other bumper sticker says “Power of Pride.”
He’s yelling his opinion at the television. She looks up from her food and agrees.
They’ve got two bumper stickers on their pickup truck; they keep the pickup parked outside.
One sticker says “What Would Jesus Do?” The other bumper sticker says “Power of Pride.”
