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Why are Nebbers douchey??

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HAWK

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I just saw that video of Rhule walking through Iowa’s side of the field trying to be a “tough” guy elf.

Why in the hell did he think he had to do that stupid shit?

It does kill their fan base to lose their Super Bowl to Iowa every year.

It’s hard not to love watching them lose to big bro year after year!
 
I just think this year after year malaise they're in, combined with every one of their fans knowing their not long ago history...is wearing very very thin on their fandom psyche.

Losing to Iowa constantly simply brings that anger out.
 
Like most drunk, has-beens, they’re just angry at the world. And btw, their entire world is Nebraska. I don’t think most in that state have ever actually ventured outside of the state unless it was to a road football game and back and then right back home…because it’s scary out there!! :)

And it hurts extra bad when you see the state next door always remind them they are inferior. Even Iowa State has passed them up. Colorado gets all the splash. Kansas and K-State both have more recent success. The Dakotas both have better football programs in their divisions. Everywhere they look they are reminded about their shit program.
 
I just saw that video of Rhule walking through Iowa’s side of the field trying to be a “tough” guy elf.

Why in the hell did he think he had to do that stupid shit?

It does kill their fan base to lose their Super Bowl to Iowa every year.

It’s hard not to love watching them lose to big bro year after year!
Is there an actual video of it? Someone posted something on a Nebraska page but that couldn’t have been it. If so, it’s a bunch of nothing. Now the no handshake and tough guy act is a completely different story. That’s bush league and I think real Nebraska fans will tell you that too.
 
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I just saw that video of Rhule walking through Iowa’s side of the field trying to be a “tough” guy elf.

Why in the hell did he think he had to do that stupid shit?

It does kill their fan base to lose their Super Bowl to Iowa every year.

It’s hard not to love watching them lose to big bro year after year!
He looks like Paul Blart Mall Cop.
 
Like most drunk, has-beens, they’re just angry at the world. And btw, their entire world is Nebraska. I don’t think most in that state have ever actually ventured outside of the state unless it was to a road football game and back and then right back home…because it’s scary out there!! :)

And it hurts extra bad when you see the state next door always remind them they are inferior. Even Iowa State has passed them up. Colorado gets all the splash. Kansas and K-State both have more recent success. The Dakotas both have better football programs in their divisions. Everywhere they look they are reminded about their shit program.
Yep, when ever they get on that bridge to cross the Mighty Mo they immediately turtle up.

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Is there an actual video of it? Someone posted something on a Nebraska page but that couldn’t have been it. If so, it’s a bunch of nothing. Now the no handshake and tough guy act is a completely different story. That’s bush league and I think real Nebraska fans will tell you that too.
It's bush league for an opposing coach to walk through a team's warm up. He knows it, you know it, everyone knows it.


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I just think this year after year malaise they're in, combined with every one of their fans knowing their not long ago history...is wearing very very thin on their fandom psyche.

Losing to Iowa constantly simply brings that anger out.
Yup. Their last mythical national championship was 27 years ago. Their players weren't even born yet.
 
It's bush league for an opposing coach to walk through a team's warm up. He knows it, you know it, everyone knows it.


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Well not what I saw. If it’s him walking around a mostly empty field and then nodding at Gill as he fiddled with his gloves. That’s absolutely positively nothing. Again the handshake stuff is completely different. Have you even watched the video?!?
 
Well not what I saw. If it’s him walking around a mostly empty field and then nodding at Gill as he fiddled with his gloves. That’s absolutely positively nothing. Again the handshake stuff is completely different. Have you even watched the video?!?
There is video of the douche walking through a half dozen or more Hawks in our warm-up area, who just ignored him. Not a big deal just kind of stupid. Nebby warm up area was the other end of the field.

The "prayer" bullshit was exactly that. No need to "pray" on the Hawkeye logo. Just plain disrespect. The cops were there because they know it would have started a brawl.

All the drama enhances the hate between the teams... I love that.
 
There is video of the douche walking through a half dozen or more Hawks in our warm-up area, who just ignored him. Not a big deal just kind of stupid. Nebby warm up area was the other end of the field.

The "prayer" bullshit was exactly that. No need to "pray" on the Hawkeye logo. Just plain disrespect. The cops were there because they know it would have started a brawl.

All the drama enhances the hate between the teams... I love that.
Yea. The fake outrage like you couldn’t do it on the endzone or 40 yard line or anywhere else is pretty funny.
 
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Like most drunk, has-beens, they’re just angry at the world. And btw, their entire world is Nebraska. I don’t think most in that state have ever actually ventured outside of the state unless it was to a road football game and back and then right back home…because it’s scary out there!! :)

And it hurts extra bad when you see the state next door always remind them they are inferior. Even Iowa State has passed them up. Colorado gets all the splash. Kansas and K-State both have more recent success. The Dakotas both have better football programs in their divisions. Everywhere they look they are reminded about their shit program.
Yeah, like looking around the neighborhood and realizing you have the crappiest house around, even though you paid the most for it.
 
Yea. The fake outrage like you couldn’t do it on the endzone or 40 yard line or anywhere else is pretty funny.
Those areas are clearly labeled as no prayer zones. There is only one spot on the field that God recognizes as a proper prayer location and that is on the Tiger Hawk at midfield. I think it states such in the Bible.
 
Is there an actual video of it? Someone posted something on a Nebraska page but that couldn’t have been it. If so, it’s a bunch of nothing. Now the no handshake and tough guy act is a completely different story. That’s bush league and I think real Nebraska fans will tell you that too.
Found some footage after he took a wrong turn and ended up in the ped mall...

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it's the same reason short guys love to drive big pickups
I always viewed him as the nervous dork kid who may have crapped his pants on the bus. Then will go off on his own and try to set booby traps on other kids to show them what’s up.
 
I just saw that video of Rhule walking through Iowa’s side of the field trying to be a “tough” guy elf.

Why in the hell did he think he had to do that stupid shit?

It does kill their fan base to lose their Super Bowl to Iowa every year.

It’s hard not to love watching them lose to big bro year after year!
Douchy is as douchy does. I can’t begin to say how satisfying this win was after the pre game douchery. Who is this Ruhl d-bag and the Nebbercan’tevers anyway?
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I think that’s kind of the point. They can literally pray anywhere. It doesn’t need to be on the 50 yard line on the logo.
Yep. As my dad asked Sunday, why can’t they pray in the locker room or on the sideline or in the tunnel leading to the field? I told him, “Cuz they’re attention whores who are more interested in the attention they get for praying on the 50 than actually praying.”

And I’m not wrong.
 
Please always remember these two things when thinking about our friends to the west. Nebraska fans eat corn the long way and that it is always windy in Iowa because Nebraska blows. Go Hawks!
 
I was in Lincoln a few months back. Was crossing the street and Rhule was at the stoplight driving a massive jacked up jeep with massive tires waving to people like he was in a parade. I laughed and thought this very thing.
Always take the opportunity to yell "Go Hawks". It destroys their soul.
 
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