Why do ppl hate me?

[DEREKoh2]

Everybody wants to do my mom when I make a post. I’m just tryin to make some friends. Can’t we all just get along?

 

[seminoleed]

Hmmmmm.....because you're a troll?

 

[FlickShagwell]

No one “wants to do (your) mom.”

Doesn’t mean we don’t do her anyway.

 

[biggreydogs]

Pic of mom?

 

[DEREKoh2]

Why do ppl call me “the worst poster ever”. That’s not very nice for making friends. How am I supposed to make friends as a poster on this board?

 

[ThorneStockton]

You break one of the most important rules of hrot when you refuse to post pics when the context calls for it.

 

[DEREKoh2]

I walk in, I’m like Trump or something.

 

[hawkeye54545]

Because your mom has been the reason for the spread of more herpes than Woodstock.

 

[prymethyme]

I walk in, I’m like Trump or something.

So you're misunderstood?. I don't understand.

 

[DEREKoh2]

So now I’m insulted that you won’t “do my mom”. What else?

 

[ThorneStockton]

Your mother is the least of your issues, yes there is often a long line, but she is thorough and fairly efficient in extracting loads.

Try creating less threads and making better posts.

 

[anon_01irjibf16qqj]

I’m insulted you don’t quote posts...

 

[McLovin32]

OP sux

 

[DEREKoh2]

Let’s get to the bottom of this. How can I improve my posts without my mom?

 

[The_Joker13]

OP sux ballz

FIFY

 

[The_Joker13]

Let’s get to the bottom of this. How can I improve my posts without my mom?

Have you tried killing yourself?

 

[ThamesHawk]

Why do ppl call me “the worst poster ever”. That’s not very nice for making friends. How am I supposed to make friends as a poster on this board?

Looking for friends on a message board? You must be a millennial

 

[The_Joker13]

Looking for friends on a message board? You must be a millennial

You must be a boomer

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

I walk in, I’m like Trump or something.

Looks like you already figured it out.

 

[JWolf74]

OP makes me wish for more political threads

 

[Tiny Hands Trump]

I walk in, I’m like Trump or something.

Tiny mushroom penis?

 

[DEREKoh2]

Tiny mushroom penis?

Yeah, that too. But I’ve nailed more women than you.

 

[DEREKoh2]

All I’m trying to do is make some friends. With like interests. And this is what I get? Not very nice people. Not any friends. Sad.

 

[Kozisek]

Step 1.) Get rid of your dumb sig gifs.

 

[DEREKoh2]

Ok. I’ll try that. What else?

 

[Kozisek]

Gotta complete step 1 before you move on to the next

 

[prymethyme]

Ok. I’ll try that. What else?

 

[DEREKoh2]

I just want to make some new friends. I figured sex stories was the way to go with that. Then I realized most of you are homosexuals I respect your homosexuality. It’s all good. Thanks!

 

[The_Joker13]

It’s Brian right?

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[Scott559]

Everybody wants to do my mom when I make a post. I’m just tryin to make some friends. Can’t we all just get along?

 

[Hawkeye009]

Boring thread is boring

 

[Wendy79]

https://iowa.forums.rivals.com/threads/does-jesus-approve-of-flipping-houses.271738/

 

[Tiny Hands Trump]

Yeah, that too. But I’ve nailed more women than you.

Not with that tiny mushroom penis.

 

[DEREKoh2]

Not with that tiny mushroom penis.

I own it man. But it’s been inside of more vagina than a gyno.

 

[DEREKoh2]

Have you ever had a woman say. “I get wet just for you?”

 

[DEREKoh2]

I have. And on more than one occasion.

 

[ANYCHawk]

Go away prime

 

[Tom Paris]

From the first time under this handle that "DEREK" posted, I thought...

OP -

HROT -

 

[Derekd3408]

OP has to be the same person that brought us Thomas Barnes, right? Similar posting styles, this troll is just a little lazier.