Why does our poop

[CJ Beat Hard]

come out messy and we need to wipe, when dogs and other animals poop comes out clean and they dont need to wipe? My dog just can shit outside and walk in like its no big deal, but me, gotta shit then wipe my ass. Are our buttholes less developed and less advanced than other animals?

 

[sadiehawkins]

processed food and you are fat

 

[QChawks]

You don’t have to wipe.

 

[HawkFantastic]

My dog spins in circles when he poops. Bet you don't. His sometimes comes out quite runny. Yet, our butt holes are behind the times.

 

[The Tradition]

Dude, dogs are capable of licking their own butts clean.

 

[Tenacious E]

processed food and you are fat

It must just be being fat because our dog gets a hold of processed human food sometimes and the results do not vary.

 

[NoleATL]

Some dogs do get poop on their butts. But, try spreading your cheeks a little as you sit to poop.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

My dog spins in circles when he poops. Bet you don't. His sometimes comes out quite runny. Yet, our butt holes are behind the times.

So are you saying if i spin in circles it will come out clean?

 

[HawkFantastic]

You don’t have to wipe.

 

[HawkFantastic]

So are you saying if i spin in circles it will come out clean?

 

[The Tradition]

Some dogs do get poop on their butts. But, try spreading your cheeks a little as you sit to poop.

The voice of experience.

 

[sadiehawkins]

For men most important thing is ya got a hairy ass.

 

[ping72]

Because we sit on toilets. Squat like nature intended and your cheeks will spread much more and be cleaner.

And dogs lick their butts instead of using toilet paper. You could try that.

 

[alaskanseminole]

You don’t have to wipe.

True...it's not a requirement.
Martin swears he aint wipe'n his if his life ever turns south [3:55 min mark on NSFW]

 

[Joes Place]

 

[The Tradition]

Because we sit on toilets. Squat like nature intended and your cheeks will spread much more and be cleaner.

And dogs lick their butts instead of using toilet paper. You could try that.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Because we sit on toilets. Squat like nature intended and your cheeks will spread much more and be cleaner.

And dogs lick their butts instead of using toilet paper. You could try that.

I have shit in the woods on numerous occasions and still messy

 

[Herkmeister]

processed food and you are fat

This pretty much sums me up.

 

[Herkmeister]

Because we sit on toilets. Squat like nature intended and your cheeks will spread much more and be cleaner.

And dogs lick their butts instead of using toilet paper. You could try that.

If you do the right drugs and get really kinky, you might lick a butt too.

 

[Run&Blade]

Spread your ass cheeks far enough apart and you might be good.

 

[ping72]

Because we sit on toilets. Squat like nature intended and your cheeks will spread much more and be cleaner.

And dogs lick their butts instead of using toilet paper. You could try that.

If you do the right drugs and get really kinky, you might lick a butt too.

Drugs aren’t needed.

And eating ass is mainstream now...not kinky at all...it’s expected foreplay.