Wife recommendations?

[The Tradition]

Not really into redheaded wives, otherwise I'm open to suggestions.

 

[CarolinaHawkeye]

Get kicked out of the house again?

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

Not really into redheaded wives, otherwise I'm open to suggestions.

For you, plastic and inflatable is the way to go.

 

[WorldSeriesChamps2015]

Melania might be an option come February.

 

[LesClaypool]

 

[h-hawk]

 

[Hawk_4shur]

I think she might be available. She's nice.

 

[The Tradition]

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

You can never go wrong with a Missouri gal...

 

[ping72]

https://www.theclever.com/15-most-eligible-bachelorettes-from-around-the-world/

Tiffany Trump is available.

 

[UNIowaHawk]

1. Make sure future MIL is fit and attractive (for age)
2. Likes football
3. Likes to clean and cook
4. Most like smart women, `but for OP's purposes, good luck with that....
5. Sense of humor

 

[goldmom]

R U being serious?

 

[hawkbirch]

color me not surprised. Good Luck, OP.

 

[goldmom]

Middle aged blonde smoker? Yeah, they all look so healthy.

 

[jasonrann]

I suggest one that really likes the secks and will stick to the one blowie/day minimum.

 

[On Iowa]

Rent, don't buy.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

I suggest one that really likes the secks and will stick to the one blowie/day minimum.

That will cost a fortune! Trad gonna have to give up a lot of points for that one.

What about ITB JR?

 

[jasonrann]

That will cost a fortune! Trad gonna have to give up a lot of points for that one.

What about ITB JR?

Very few do it all, those are called unicorns.

 

[Rudolph]

You can never go wrong with a Missouri gal...

Barf.

 

[Hoosierhawkeye]

If you have a wife already remain with her and be faithful to her until one of you dies.

 

[ping72]

1. Make sure future MIL is fit and attractive (for age)
2. Likes football
3. Likes to clean and cook
4. Most like smart women, `but for OP's purposes, good luck with that....
5. Sense of humor

why #2?

seems counterproductive to me.

 

[bdg8]

I think she might be available. She's nice.

She seems to get dumped a lot . Must be something amiss

 

[joelbc1]

For you, plastic and inflatable is the way to go.

That is cold.

 

[VicHawkeye]

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Fing beast of a song, rarely heard these days lol

 

[The Tradition]

R U being serious?

It's a parody thread, Goldie.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

That is cold.

Just use warming gel then all is good.

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

She seems to get dumped a lot . Must be something amiss

When you won’t have the sects, game over.

 

[QChawks]

 

[seminoleed]

Best to say, "None of the above" and walk away.

 

[BlackNGoldBleeder]

It's a parody thread, Goldie.

I think I tormented her to the point she has me on ignore. Hehe.

 

[jasonrann]

She seems to get dumped a lot . Must be something amiss

Yup. I'm guessing (1) doesn't like the secks, (2) ZERO chance of a blowie, (3) lousy lay and/or (4) psycho.