Will Connor Cook pick Iowa apart?

[22*43*51]

Connor Cook once won the world series of poker using UNO cards.

 

[broth87]

Whatever side of the tracks Connor Cook is currently on is the right side, even if he crosses the tracks he'll still be on the right side.

Chuck Norris once forfeited a fight to Connor Cook.

 

[SoMplsHawkI]

the problem with iowa is on offense and it is the lack of receivers and tight ends, 0-9 on third down conversions

In a 2013 game against Minnesota at home MSU was 0 for 8 on third downs. They won 14 - 3. http://www.msuspartans.com/sports/m-footbl/stats/2013-2014/minn-msu.html
They finished the season by beating Ohio State in the BTCG and Stanford in the Rose Bowl ending their season at 13 - 1.

That's football...

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Connor Cook once knocked out Rhonda Rousey on a date.

 

[WinOneThisCentury]

Connor Cook once knocked out Rhonda Rousey on a date.

Sorry, got that wrong, "he once knocked one out with Rhonda Rousey on a date...sorry Rhonda, he couldn't knock you out out."

 

[Hawk_4shur]

Santa takes his kids to the Mall to have their pictures taken with Connor Cook.

 

[theVoicefromtheTomb]

Cook really worries for me this game. We all know that he can throw a bowling ball through a straw, so if Iowa doesn't get any pressure on him that is all she wrote folks. Thoughts?

You may be the most negative poster I have ever read.

 

[HawktimusPrime]

Connor Cook can stand Justin Bieber.

 

[dandh]

I was actually a little worried about how effective Cook would be against our defense. Then I saw this post and who posted it. Now I'm feeling much better about how we'll do Saturday.

 

[hawkbleeder]

Science will die before Connor Cook ever will. And just before it does die, science will donate its body to Connor Cook.

 

[stillh8unlv]

Well with the week of practice I hear he's having, Iowa may as well forfeit

 

[hawkbleeder]

Cook's teammates did not elect Connor to be a team Captain due to sick hush money paid by a desperate Morgan and Crunch, who would do anything to preserve their sure to be lost branding status.

 

[soybean]

Connor Cook's ex-girlfriends have all joined convents after the breakups saying that he had ruined them for other men.

 

[hawkbleeder]

If the 12 apostles had been led by Connor Cook, maybe things turn out differently.

 

[soybean]

The only reason Connor Cook looks over to the sidelines during a game is to let Dantonio know what playing he is calling.

 

[hawkbleeder]

Connor Cook trademarked "The Big Bang" BEFORE The Big Bang.

 

[Cushawk]

When Conner Cook has sex he is always on top. Conner Cook never f**** up.

 

[hawkbleeder]

Connor Cook only has two kids but their names are Adam and Eve.

 

[Biggus Blockus]

When Connor Cook walks in the woods
Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him

 

[hawkbleeder]

Connor Cook is always where two or more are gathered in his name. Advantage Spartans but especially Connor Cook.

 

[hawkbleeder]

Connor Cook exists outside of time and space and is here merely to enjoy watching himself have sex with hot chicks.

 

[hawkbleeder]

God gave man a penis so that he could look down at it and know what it's like to be Connor Cook.

 

[SpartanJD]

 

[SpartanJD]

That is a pic of Cook's sister..

 

[soybean]

That is a pic of Cook's sister..

And only because she is Connor Cook's sister would any man give her a second glance.

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Cook really worries for me this game. We all know that he can throw a bowling ball through a straw, so if Iowa doesn't get any pressure on him that is all she wrote folks. Thoughts?

Will Iowa State always be better than Iowa at wrestling?............

 

[desihawk]

They called him Connor and then named his backup O'Connor.

 

[Hawkfan5220]

the problem with iowa is on offense and it is the lack of receivers and tight ends, 0-9 on third down conversions

Are you serious? Sooooo you've never seen an Iowa game I'm assuming....

 

[Hawkfan5220]

From a Spartan perspective, I think you guys have it about right regarding Cook. He is usually very accurate and has tons of confidence, even after making a mistake. He plays his best in big games or when playing from behind. I also agree that his shoulder will limit what he can do downfield.

STUFF YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT: FYI, Burbridge had 9 catches for 132 yards with Jordan Lewis "covering" him. Lewis is good, but he's not the Jim Thorpe candidate that UM fans think he is. For comparison, when Darqueze Dennard DID win the Thorpe award, he gave up 127 yards ON THE SEASON, allowing < 1 yard per ATTEMPT (the only other player to match that stat is Deion Sanders).

Jesus, can we trade the OP for this guy? He's not even an Iowa fan and I already like his posts better. See THIS is what rationality looks like, OP should take a few thousand notes....

 

[EvilMonkeyInTheCloset]

Chuck Norris once forfeited a fight to Connor Cook.

Connor Cook once got to play God........he got bored.

 

[Herkmeister]

For the year Iowa is 3rd in the B1G in 3rd down conversions.

Who's at #1 & #2?

 

[22*43*51]

If opportunity knocks, and Connor Cook is not at home, opportunity waits.

 

[nu2u]

Time waits for nobody ......except Connor Cook.

 

[22*43*51]

When in Rome, they do as Connor Cook does.

 

[22*43*51]

Panhandlers give Connor Cook money.

 

[HawkeyeinOmaha]

Who's at #1 & #2?

Mich St 50.6%
Mich 44.25%
Iowa 44.17%

 

[Herkmeister]

Mich St 50.6%
Mich 44.25%
Iowa 44.17%

Oh oh............

 

[DrVenkman]

excellent work JD. Just top notch. there are people on this board that have gone years and years and not grasped this protocol. please make yourself at home.

 

[ottumwan in tx]

Yes ive watched a few iowa games this year and it scates me to think greg davis is having flashbacks and cj is becoming c. Jake rudock beathard

 

[22*43*51]

If Connor Cook were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.