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Will Connor Cook pick Iowa apart?

Will Connor Cook pick Iowa apart?
HELL NO! CONNOR COOK WILL PICK HIS NOSE!!!!!
 
Announcer: Yes, it's Connor Cook! The QB sensation that's sweeping the nation!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Connor Cook.

Caution: Connor Cook may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Connor Cook contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Connor Cook on concrete.

Discontinue use of Connor Cook if any of the following occurs:
  • itching
  • vertigo
  • dizziness
  • tingling in extremities
  • loss of balance or coordination
  • slurred speech
  • temporary blindness
  • profuse sweating
  • or heart palpitations.
If Connor Cook begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Connor Cook may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Connor Cook should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Michigan State, Mark Dantonio, and the B1G of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Connor Cook includes an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Do not taunt Connor Cook.

Connor Cook comes with a lifetime warranty.
 
Connor Cook is from Krypton, but he wares a kryptonite necklace and eats kryptonite flakes for breakfast.

Really is Connor Cook related to Cooter Ray?
 
Pshhhh please. I hear every time Connor Cook breathes he fails.

Wait? He's never breathed?
 
From a Spartan perspective, I think you guys have it about right regarding Cook. He is usually very accurate and has tons of confidence, even after making a mistake. He plays his best in big games or when playing from behind. I also agree that his shoulder will limit what he can do downfield.

STUFF YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT: FYI, Burbridge had 9 catches for 132 yards with Jordan Lewis "covering" him. Lewis is good, but he's not the Jim Thorpe candidate that UM fans think he is. For comparison, when Darqueze Dennard DID win the Thorpe award, he gave up 127 yards ON THE SEASON, allowing < 1 yard per ATTEMPT (the only other player to match that stat is Deion Sanders).

Not exactly sure what point you're trying to make here. Lewis is clearly one of the 2 or 3 best corners in America. If you dispute that, you're an idiot. Yes, Burbridge had a great game. Still doesn't mean that Lewis isn't a great player. Maybe Burbridge is just better. I also recall Lewis winning quite a few battles in that game. It was a great match-up.
 
Announcer: Yes, it's Connor Cook! The QB sensation that's sweeping the nation!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Connor Cook.

Caution: Connor Cook may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Connor Cook contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Connor Cook on concrete.

Discontinue use of Connor Cook if any of the following occurs:
  • itching
  • vertigo
  • dizziness
  • tingling in extremities
  • loss of balance or coordination
  • slurred speech
  • temporary blindness
  • profuse sweating
  • or heart palpitations.
If Connor Cook begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Connor Cook may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Connor Cook should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Michigan State, Mark Dantonio, and the B1G of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Connor Cook includes an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Do not taunt Connor Cook.

Connor Cook comes with a lifetime warranty.


Super Happy Fun Ball believes you are TAUNTING it by putting up this post... I would recommend ceasing the taunting at once!!! :) LOL
 
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After he finishes a delicious meal at a 5 Star restaurant, the entire wait staff tips Connor Cook 20%.
 
Connor Cook understands the ending of Lost.

The Mafia pays Connor Cook for his protection.

Bloody Mary is too afraid to look into the mirror and say Connor Cook three times.

Corduroy looks good on Connor Cook.
 
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When Connor Cook drops back for a pass, Air Force One asks his permission to enter the air space.
 
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That's Connor Cook in a bikini.
 
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When Connor Cook jumps in a pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets Connor Cook
 
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