wood ya (drunk mom)

[dgordo]

sure. Wouldn't be my first meth head.

 

[IowaMeatMan]

 

[THE_DEVIL]

I'm sure everybody in this thread has done much worse

 

[ihawk in FWB]

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[Ferentz_Fan]

There’s no shame

 

[lucas80]

Guys, it gets even worse. It looks like she and her psycho boyfriend run a Crossfit gym. So you know she never shuts the hell up about WODs and box jumps and whatnot.

 

[lucas80]

Not to derail the thread but along the lines of "parent of the year"....

Took my grandkids (5 and 3) around the neighborhood yesterday so they could ride their push scooters. Anyway, they both have helmets on and we're sticking to the sidewalk.

Come across a child that looked to be between 3 and 4 years old also on a scooter with no helmet and unsupervised. He's riding in the street. I get him to come over and ride with my grandkids. We go up and down the street a couple times hoping the parents show up. (never seen the kid before) After about 15-20 minutes I decided to bring him to our house and am considering calling the police.

Anyway we get back to the house and I hear someone calling out his name. I holler back and Dad comes over. Weird interaction as he seems perturbed that I have his kid....

Anyway, couple hours later the same guy and who I assume is his wife are going around the neighborhood and hollering for the same child.

CSB

That's a kid from the right side of the tracks in Clinton these days.

 

[Chuck C]

Methhead and crossfit, I have some scrap copper.

 

[win4jj]

Yes!!! It wood be a Christmas miracle!

 

[millah_22]

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I'd hate to make her even more sad.

 

[Thunderlips71]

 

[stanzithemanzi12]

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Probably would if she was cleaned up and rested.

 

[Kelsers]

Probably would if she was cleaned up and rested.

Rested?🤣

 

[beanerhawk]

She’ll be yammering about Crossfit the entire time you’re inside her. Some pussy just isn’t worth the hassle.

Rookie...

 

[tumorboy]

I'm guessing she is a good ride. But I'm also guessing there will be after effects.

 

[tumorboy]

I'm in!

She crossfits though - so as soon as she inevitably starts telling me all about her crossfitting, I'm gonna get annoyed and head out.

You don’t want to hear about her clean and jerking techniques. Or about the constant yelling of chase the snatch.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

At least once, then decide if it's too much work.

 

[Rifler]

She’d probably let you piss in her mouth if you asked.

Have to admit that this would have never crossed my mind...

 

[jonesy5960]

Have to admit that this would have never crossed my mind...

Well apparently it's a kink for that freak.

 

[Rifler]

Well apparently it's a kink for that freak.

Consenting adults,.. whatever.

 

[Ferentz_Fan]

Consenting adults,.. whatever.

 

[onlyTheObvious]

I'd probably give it a whirl...

Nothing says “easy” like a need to selfie in public restroom.

 

[QChawks]

Nothing says “easy” like a need to selfie in public restroom.

 

[beanerhawk]

Nothing says “easy” like a need to selfie in public restroom.

Easy? Pretty sure she's a dime bag whore. Which makes it even better!!

 

[tumorboy]

bro

you aren't taking her home to meet your mother

bang or no bang?

I’m not taking her home at all. Don’t want her to know where I live.

 

[tumorboy]

She’ll be yammering about Crossfit the entire time you’re inside her. Some pussy just isn’t worth the hassle.

Being deaf does have its advantages.