wood yee

[Tenacious E]

Kermit would take anything. He was nailing Miss Piggy

I would rather f*ck the Miss Piggy puppet than her, and so would Kermit.

 

[QChawks]

I would rather f*ck the Miss Piggy puppet than her, and so would Kermit.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

I would rather f*ck the Miss Piggy puppet than her, and so would Kermit.

You don't know that. Ms. Piggy had all kinds of STDs

 

[torbee]

She looks emaciated. For God's sake, mix in a burger and fries every now and then.

This is what I was going to say.

Would be like having the sex with a bag of bones covered in bird skin.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

This is what I was going to say.

Would be like having the sex with a bag of bones covered in bird skin.

Kind of Ann Coulter'ish without the political garbage