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[QChawks]

First: SOMMER
Middle: NICOLE
Last: LARSON
Date of Birth:8/13/1988
Current Age:34
Height:5' 01"
Weight:130 Pounds
Race: White
Hair Color: BLOND OR STRAWBERRY 3
Eye Color: Blue eyes

Charge Information:​

Case #	Description	Grade	Offense Date	Conviction Date	Sentence Date	Sentence	Sent Type
	POSSESSION OF CONTROL SUBSTANCE	MISDEMEANOR	2022-08-23	0000-00-00	0000-00-00
	THEFT 5TH	MISDEMEANOR

 

[Hawki97]

First: SOMMER
Middle: NICOLE
Last: LARSON
Date of Birth:8/13/1988
Current Age:34
Height:5' 01"
Weight:130 Pounds
Race: White
Hair Color: BLOND OR STRAWBERRY 3
Eye Color: Blue eyes

Charge Information:​

Case #	Description	Grade	Offense Date	Conviction Date	Sentence Date	Sentence	Sent Type
	POSSESSION OF CONTROL SUBSTANCE	MISDEMEANOR	2022-08-23	0000-00-00	0000-00-00
	THEFT 5TH	MISDEMEANOR

Is this a trap?

 

[Bonerfarts]

Fifth degree theft of my heart.

 

[McLovin32]

Is this a trap?

If it's not, then this is a big ol yes for McLovin.

 

[h-hawk]

 

[cfbfan23]

Yep.

Eyes match the chest tattoo. That is the most important feature on a woman.

5'1" and 130lb. I'm fine with just the head shot.

 

[jasonrann]

Looks like a hairdresser, crazy factor is probably off the charts. That said, I'd be down for a one time PIITB rendezvous.

 

[McLovin32]

She actually looks better in her mugshot than she does in any of her public social media profiles. Weird.

 

[HawkMachine]

That tat is a huge turnoff for me.

Need to see with clothes off for final judgement.

 

[Hawki97]

She actually looks better in her mugshot than she does in any of her public social media profiles. Weird.

Yeah, she hasn’t met an Instagram filter she doesn’t like. Also, dial back the tattoos girl…

 

[BelemNole]

Stop posting pics of you mom, we'll be over when we're over.

 

[Mike Zierath]

She actually looks better in her mugshot than she does in any of her public social media profiles. Weird.

Ok…….that takes creepin to a new level.

 

[HawkMachine]

Where are these other pics. Share

 

[McLovin32]

Ok…….that takes creepin to a new level.

 

[bhawk24bob]

That's a rough 34

 

[torbee]

I'd do her drugs and take her down to poundtown. Way too easy.

 

[QChawks]

Where are these other pics. Share

your interwebs broken bro?

 

[NDallasRuss]

I feel like she's starting the downhill slide, with the drugs and stealing, so I'd have to act fast. The chest tattoo in the photo is appealing.

 

[QChawks]

I feel like she's starting the downhill slide, with the drugs and stealing, so I'd have to act fast. The chest tattoo in the photo is appealing.

I like your style, help her make a few more bad decision and then split

 

[GOHOX69]

I dated a hairdresser from Burlington, Iowa. She always got sexually promiscuous after eating. I found this to be odd and off putting.

 

[noleclone2]

I like my women to have noses

 

[HawkMachine]

your interwebs broken bro?

Doesn't help that my WebCrawler got a virus from searching skanky tat porn.

 

[desihawk]

I dated a hairdresser from Burlington, Iowa. She always got sexually promiscuous after eating. I found this to be odd and off putting.

this prose style reminds me of another respectable hrot poster but the content of post is opposite to the stuff he writes.

 

[GOHOX69]

this prose style reminds me of another respectable hrot poster but the content of post is opposite to the stuff he writes.

I am far from respectable 😉

 

[desihawk]

I am far from respectable 😉

i didn’t want to take the liberty of pointing that out

 

[Colonoscopy]

I dated a hairdresser from Burlington, Iowa. She always got sexually promiscuous after eating. I found this to be odd and off putting.

most of the Indian guys I know are weird like that about chicks. "But she was getting way too frisky for me, she was strange..."

It's like no... that's a good thing. You don't complain about that. If that happens to you you're lucky.

 

[torbee]

most of the Indian guys I know are weird like that about chicks. "But she was getting way too frisky for me, she was strange..."

It's like no... that's a good thing. You don't complain about that. If that happens to you you're lucky.

What he didn't add is that after the eating and doing the deed, she always wanted to crap on his chest.

That is kind of a turnoff for me, in most instances.

 

[desihawk]

What he didn't add is that after the eating and doing the deed, she always wanted to crap on his chest.

That is kind of a turnoff for me, in most instances.

you boat owners be cray cray

 

[Colonoscopy]

First: SOMMER
Middle: NICOLE
Last: LARSON
Date of Birth:8/13/1988
Current Age:34
Height:5' 01"
Weight:130 Pounds
Race: White
Hair Color: BLOND OR STRAWBERRY 3
Eye Color: Blue eyes

Charge Information:​

Case #	Description	Grade	Offense Date	Conviction Date	Sentence Date	Sentence	Sent Type
	POSSESSION OF CONTROL SUBSTANCE	MISDEMEANOR	2022-08-23	0000-00-00	0000-00-00
	THEFT 5TH	MISDEMEANOR

Man if that isn't a case of hot top half of head + Bruce Willis bottom half. Regardless... would need a full body. 5-01" 130? Could be a lotta good ass down there, but i just dont know.

 

[torbee]

you boat owners be cray cray

That's the secret to getting Bean's SIL to accept butt stuff.

 

[torbee]

I like my women to have noses

On the plus side, it's impossible for her to hog the cocaine.

 

[TJ8869]

I dated a hairdresser from Burlington, Iowa. She always got sexually promiscuous after eating. I found this to be odd and off putting.

That seems like a manageable affectation. You just need to remember to block an hour off your schedule after every meal.

 

[McLovin32]

I dated a hairdresser from Burlington, Iowa. She always got sexually promiscuous after eating. I found this to be odd and off putting.

Thanksgiving must have been a real hoot

 

[IowaMeatMan]

Look her up on Facebook, she seems nice. Her whole body is covered in tattoos.

 

[runkpanole]

Yes and anybody who says no is lying or has insider information.

 

[PoopandBoogers]

Guy Smiley effed Reese Witherspoon?

 

[Mike Zierath]

Call me McLovin II.

I found her pretty easy……..She’s got some serious porn tats on the backs of those thighs. Guess I’d want to see her in all her glory, so I’m a yes. But I’m using your name!

 

[SolarHawk]

Is this a trap?

 

[MuscoHawk]

In my past experience with woodjas, if it seems too good to be true, it usually has a penis.

 

[The Tradition]

Is this a trap?

Seems to have had too much nose work done. Does she use Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon?