Would you rather let a guy suck your dick or go down on a filthy gross fat lady?

[gusto79]

Think of the fattest POS lady you know. Nasty with bad hygiene. She hasn't showered in days. The guy can look however you want, but it can't be whoever you want. So he can look like Brad Pitt, but it can't be Brad Pitt (or Trump or your dad or something like that). And the guy can't be a transgender woman. That's cheating.

 

[naturalmwa]

Hmm, let me think on this one.

 

[The Tradition]

Guy blows me for sure. This is a no brainer.

 

[gusto79]

Guy blows me for sure. This is a no brainer.

What if you had to jerk him off while he was blowing you?

 

[The Tradition]

What if you had to jerk him off while he was blowing you?

That wasn't part of the original proposition.

 

[gusto79]

That wasn't part of the original proposition.

It's a bonus question.

 

[The Tradition]

It's a bonus question.

Sorry, you need an equally offsetting proposition for going down on the fat lady.

 

[QChawks]

fatty

 

[gusto79]

Sorry, you need an equally offsetting proposition for going down on the fat lady.

The fat lady jerks you off while you go down on her.

 

[birdforbogey]

Think of the fattest POS lady you know. Nasty with bad hygiene. She hasn't showered in days. The guy can look however you want, but it can't be whoever you want. So he can look like Brad Pitt, but it can't be Brad Pitt (or Trump or your dad or something like that). And the guy can't be a transgender woman. That's cheating.

You looking for someone to do the deed on your wife?

 

[DrVenkman]

Define - as in an example - of filthy gross and fat woman

 

[pink shizzle]

The guy.

 

[gusto79]

Define - as in an example - of filthy gross and fat woman

 

[Tunadog]

 

[Huey Grey]

It's a bonus question.

And a bonus in general!

 

[theiacowtipper]

I’m all about the women. I support gay rights but I’m the biggest homophobe in the world.

 

[DrVenkman]

I just couldn’t do that.

Would choose alternative option.

 

[TJ8869]

The fat lady jerks you off while you go down on her.

Well now we’re gettin’ somewhere.

 

[FormerlyCyberCy]

Not playing your stupid game.

 

[gusto79]

Not playing your stupid game.

If you don't answer I'm going to have Tom ban you.

 

[naturalmwa]

Not playing your stupid game.

Is this the excuse Cyclones are using now?

 

[lucas80]

What if you had to jerk him off while he was blowing you?

Logistically how would this work? It affects my answer.

 

[torbee]

I’m all about the women. I support gay rights but I’m the biggest homophobe in the world.

Think of the smell and stank and fat lady frothy crotch cheese bro.

A mouth is a mouth.

 

[The Tradition]

Logistically how would this work? It affects my answer.

There's a pornhub.com category for that.....

 

[millah_22]

Think of the smell and stank and fat lady frothy crotch cheese bro.

A mouth is a mouth.

That's no way to talk about our President.

 

[lucas80]

Think of the smell and stank and fat lady frothy crotch cheese bro.

A mouth is a mouth.

I’m going to have to go with this. At least I can think about Morgan Fairchild delivering the BJ.

 

[TJ8869]

I’m going to have to go with this. At least I can think about Morgan Fairchild delivering the BJ.

 

[McLovin32]

I’ve been just lurking in this thread. Idk wtf I’d do. Does the dude keep my load, or does he dispose of it? This needs to be addressed in every thread like this.

 

[The Tradition]

I’ve been just lurking in this thread. Idk wtf I’d do. Does the dude keep my load, or does he dispose of it? This needs to be addressed in every thread like this.

No, we really don't need that. Thanks.

 

[TJ8869]

I’ve been just lurking in this thread. Idk wtf I’d do. Does the dude keep my load, or does he dispose of it? This needs to be addressed in every thread like this.

That's a good point. Also, if I have to kiss him afterward does it have to be open mouth or can I keep my mouth closed?

 

[McLovin32]

No, we really don't need that. Thanks.

I’m just trying to better understand the details before I make my decision.

 

[Funky Bunch]

Why not both?

 

[The Tradition]

Why not both?

No, I cannot "like" this even though I laughed my ass off.

 

[McLovin32]

Why not both?

I believe they call that the “Devils Triangle.”

 

[Moral]

Do I get any superpowers from any of this?

 

[McLovin32]

Do I get any superpowers from any of this?

No, but depending on your choice you get free slab crack for life. It’ll make ya feel like you have superpowers.

 

[irunlikeAcieEarl]

What if you had to jerk him off while he was blowing you?

Can I wear latex gloves while jerking him off?....You know, for protection.

 

[gusto79]

I’ve been just lurking in this thread. Idk wtf I’d do. Does the dude keep my load, or does he dispose of it? This needs to be addressed in every thread like this.

If you want it back you need to make arrangements beforehand. Otherwise the guy gets to keep it.

 

[gusto79]

That's a good point. Also, if I have to kiss him afterward does it have to be open mouth or can I keep my mouth closed?

You don't have to kiss him afterwards unless you want to.

 

[gusto79]

Do I get any superpowers from any of this?

If your good, the fat lady will give you the superpower of being able to go down on her any time you want.