Would you rather

[IAFB2021Champs]

Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Trying to have some fun on this board. Don’t tell me you guys haven’t played this type of game before.

BTW you forgot to vote

 

[BelemNole]

Option 3 - put you on ignore.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Option 4 = donate OP's brain to science

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Option 3 - put you on ignore.

Go for it. I’m sorry a little hypothetical fun is to much for you.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Option 4 = donate OP's brain to science

I bet you guys are a hoot at a party.
Hey Jimmy let’s play a game.
Nah that might be to much fun for ole Jimmy, besides I’d rather mope about politics.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Go for it. I’m sorry a little hypothetical fun is to much for you.

Could care less. You do you. I just didn't find it funny.

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

So my options are finger blast a lady I don't really like or jerk off a dude?


Enjoy Nancy.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

And clearly you don't have a sense of humor. I would have taken the ball and rolled with it if you told me to donate my brain to science

 

[McLovin32]

OP taking a gigantic early lead for WPOTY 2025

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.

Getting a jump for 2025 WPOTY I see…

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Could care less. You do you. I just didn't find it funny.

How much less could you care?
Maybe you could care less to the extent that instead of posting and being a Debbie downer, you just back out of the thread and open a different one without commenting

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

So my options are finger blast a lady I don't really like or jerk off a dude?


Enjoy Nancy.

Yep that’s how this type of game works.
Make you really think about it.
What fun is it if you have to choose between two extremely hot chicks.
My buddies played it all the time in high school. Usually it involve unattractive girls in our school or girls we saw from others schools when we were there for a sporting event. Usually it would evolve to weird disturbing stuff but it was always comical.
I see this board doesn’t want to have any fun.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

How much less could you care?
Maybe you could care less to the extent that instead of posting and being a Debbie downer, you just back out of the thread and open a different one without commenting

You know, when trying to be funny, it helps to, well, actually be funny. This is sixth grade level.

 

[Sharky1203]

So my options are finger blast a lady I don't really like or jerk off a dude?


Enjoy Nancy.

Pull those dippers aside and go for it.

Me I'm take option C, mowing my lawn with tweezers before choosing options A or B.

Get help OP.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Yep that’s how these type of games work.
Make you really think about it.
What fun is it if you have to choose between two extremely hot chicks.
My buddies played it all the time in high school. Usually it involve unattractive girls in our school or girls we saw from others schools when we were there for a sporting event. Usually it would evolve to weird disturbing stuff but it was always comical.
I see this board doesn’t want to have any fun.

 

[beanerhawk]

 

[McLovin32]

OP: Lets have some fun. Would you rather finger Pelosi or jerk off Biden?

Everyone: No

OP: Guess nobody here likes fun

 

[Colonoscopy]

Was this guy a POTY nominee?

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Write in vote:

Bang Jennifer Lawrence for a month and then never have to talk to her again. I figure that’s about how long it would take for a relationship with her to reach the “this shit’s getting old” stage.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Q: Do I get gloves?

 

[jaxhawk06]

OP: Lets have some fun. Would you rather finger Pelosi or jerk off Biden?

Everyone: No

OP: Guess nobody here likes fun

You libs have no sense of humor!

 

[OrlandNole]

OP: Lets have some fun. Would you rather finger Pelosi or jerk off Biden?

Everyone: No

OP: Guess nobody here likes fun

OP is butthurt that no one shares his affinity for molesting senior citizens.

 

[Sharky1203]

Am I the only one trying to figure out the Kamala part?

 

[Jimmy McGill]

OP: Lets have some fun. Would you rather finger Pelosi or jerk off Biden?

Everyone: No

OP: Guess nobody here likes fun

Nailed it

 

[Sharky1203]

Write in vote:

Bang Jennifer Lawrence for a month and then never have to talk to her again. I figure that’s about how long it would take for a relationship with her to reach the “this shit’s getting old” stage.

Should've used Taylor Swift, that's about how long her relationships last.

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Am I the only one trying to figure out the Kamala part?

That’s the only part that stumps you?

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Am I the only one trying to figure out the Kamala part?

It’s already going to be tough to get Nancy off and going to need to focus which will be harder to do with Kamala’s laugh in your ears. You guys need to work on your would you rather game.

 

[Colonoscopy]

So my options are finger blast a lady I don't really like or jerk off a dude?


Enjoy Nancy.

Yeah but you get a cool million with Joe

 

[SB_SB]

Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.

What if I don't own a Tesla?

 

[Sharky1203]

That’s the only part that stumps you?

Well no, the other part that stumps me is why OP isn't in a padded cell. 🤷‍♀️

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

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That’s the point. Two gross things but you have to choose one. Which would you choose.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

What if I don't own a Tesla?

Well as you can see from the comment. Video will be on social media. So I guess you could make that process easier and do the deed in a Tesla.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

That’s the point. Two gross things but you have to choose one. Which would you choose.

Holy phuck, now you feel you have to explain it?

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

What if I don't own a Tesla?

Lucky for you, musk will be there to record it regardless the location.

 

[Colonoscopy]

It’s already going to be tough to get Nancy off and going to need to focus which will be harder to do with Kamala’s laugh in your ears. You guys need to work on your would you rather game.

here's one:

Would you rather give Joe Biden a handjob or **** his ass?!?!

 

[soonerinlOUisiana]

Should've used Taylor Swift, that's about how long her relationships last.

TS seems like the type of woman that just sort of lays there staring at the ceiling. JL seems like the type that enjoys physical, vigorous sex, but can get to be a real pain in the ass outside the bedroom.

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

here's one:

Would you rather give Joe Biden a handjob or **** his ass?!?!

I’ll let you know after you answer the poll. Also you’ll need some more details. Like will this be between Joe and I or will it be published in the newspaper. This sort of things can change a persons answer.