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Would you rather

Would you rather.

  • Finger Nancy Pelosi until she climaxes while Kamala Harris is laughing in your ear

  • Jerk Joe Biden off without viagra until he finishes but you get a million dollars


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For a million dollars which would you do:
A) Finger bang Nancy Pelosi
B) Jerk off Joe Biden
C) Get followed to a dressing room by Donald Trump
D) Spend 8hrs listening to Kamala explain economic principles of the private sector
 
Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.
Where is your post on what you would do?
 
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FIFY

For a million dollars which would you do:
A) Finger bang Nancy Pelosi
B) Jerk off Joe Biden
C) Get followed to a dressing room by Donald Trump
D) Spend 8hrs listening to Kamala explain economic principles of the private sector
If I choose “D”, can I bring a sudoku book with me?
 
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FIFY

For a million dollars which would you do:
A) Finger bang Nancy Pelosi
B) Jerk off Joe Biden
C) Get followed to a dressing room by Donald Trump
D) Spend 8hrs listening to Kamala explain economic principles of the private sector

I was worried that OP was floundering with humor and needed a lifeline of some sort.

Then you came along and affirmed that there are at least two dipshits in need.
 
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So I have to scrape the skin off my finger with sandpaper and I don't get the money?
 
Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.
Jacking Joe is worth a million, but memories of finger blasting Pelosi with whisper of sweet nothings is purely priceless.
 
I used to think he was really young or very old. Ever since I found out he’s a 40-something I’ve just felt sorry for him.
CSB.
I feel sorry for all the people that came on here to post a rude comment about a made up hypothetical question. Not because you say you’re nice people and post rude stuff but because you can’t think for yourselves. This is something that will never happen yet you need someone in your cult to tell you which way to vote. It’s sad.
 
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CSB.
I feel sorry for all the people that came on here to post a rude comment about a made up hypothetical question. Not because you say you’re nice people and post rude stuff but because you can’t think for yourselves. This is something that will never happen yet you need someone in your cult to tell you which way to vote. It’s sad.
So I don’t get to put the knucks to Nancy? I’m confused….
 
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OP
 
It’s call would you rather. Not Wouldja.

It seems like something a closeted teen (NTTAWWT) would do during a sleepover.

Teen 1: would you rather give Biden a handjob for $1m or or finger bang pelosi for $1?

Teen 2: oh man. Gross but it would be hard to turn down $1m!

Teen 1: so you’re open to handjobs?
 
I mean feel free to shoot your shot.
I’m sure the odds are the same as making another post to bitch about Trump and something actually happening in real life from all the bitching.
So, you are now complaining about political posts? Why didn’t you have jacking off Bonespurs as a choice? You seem to only fantasize about Dems….
 
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CSB.
I feel sorry for all the people that came on here to post a rude comment about a made up hypothetical question. Not because you say you’re nice people and post rude stuff but because you can’t think for yourselves. This is something that will never happen yet you need someone in your cult to tell you which way to vote. It’s sad.
I do not get how your brain works.
 
You’d think if you were going to complain about a thread, you’d at least try reading the first post. I guess maybe you did try reading it. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.


No politics involved in that is there? 🙄

Edit: point I am trying to make, then is why not use non political celebrities or something? You chose politicians….

I’m done now. Peace out…
 
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Both of these scenarios will be posted on social media with video.

This board needs some hypothetical fun. I can do another poll with republicans if this hurts your feelings too much. I don’t want one from each party because it will turn into a stupid political meltdown.


No politics involved in that is there? 🙄

I’m done now. Peace out…
Cya. Have a great day.
 
Me neither. He's telling us we can't think for ourselves in a thread he started about fingering Nancy Pelosi and jerking off Joe Biden.
And you’re scared to vote on a hypothetical question created to have a little fun.
Just head back over to one of several other threads where you can like someone talking shit about maga this or maga that (your safe place). Run along little doggie 🐶
 
And you’re scared to vote on a hypothetical question created to have a little fun.
Just head back over to one of several other threads where you can like someone talking shit about maga this or maga that (your safe place). Run along little doggie 🐶
Nah, I like this thread because I love having fun and I'm having fun in it.
 
Does Joe getting a boner, or horny in general, feel like a warm embrace? Like a nice memory of long ago?
 
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