Would you rather...

[Fan In Black]

have your hanging balls smacked hard with a paddle and then jacked off or..

get jacked off and then have your hanging balls smacked hard with a paddle?

 

[tarheelbybirth]

 

[Bank of Hawk]

this is such a thoughtful question, I’ll have to use the Ben Franklin decision making method to come up with my answer

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[Moral]

Jacked off first. I don't think I would ejaculate in the other order.

 

[millah_22]

have your hanging balls smacked hard with a paddle and then jacked off or..

get jacked off and then have your hanging balls smacked hard with a paddle?

the first is what i pay your mom for

the second is what she pays me for

 

[Fan In Black]

the first is what i pay your mom for

the second is what she pays me for

you should be banned. that is offensive.

 

[Fan In Black]

the only answer is either one. You just want to be jerked off.

 

[Bank of Hawk]

Crank that hog OP

 

[InsaneHawkJJP]

Yes

 

[NDallasRuss]

Can I get both the jerkin' and the ball paddlin' concurrently?

 

[Fan In Black]

Can I get both the jerkin' and the ball paddlin' concurrently?

 

[OutbackBowl2017]

have your hanging balls smacked hard with a paddle and then jacked off or..

get jacked off and then have your hanging balls smacked hard with a paddle?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Who is doing the jerking off and paddling? Is it the same person for each scenario?

 

[Fan In Black]

Who is doing the jerking off and paddling? Is it the same person for each scenario?

Yes. Serena Williams.

 

[Sharky1203]

 

[IAFB2021Champs]

Yes. Serena Williams.

Hmm that’s a tough one. One has to think it’s going to be a rough hand job so I think I’ll take the hand job first. Start the pain slowly before getting the paddle.

 

[CJ Beat Hard]

Is said jerker using lube or is it raw?

 

[pink shizzle]

Id definitely rather end on a happy note as opposed to being smacked.

 

[Mister_Man]

Like a ping pong paddle?

 

[Fan In Black]

Is said jerker using lube or is it raw?

players choice.

 

[Fan In Black]

Like a ping pong paddle?

yes.