Wouldja (PIITB clearly off the table, edition)

[torbee]

Concerned Mother Interrupts A School Board Meeting With Anal Sex Rant​

A COVID-related school board meeting in Austin, TX took quite the turn when a mother interrupted the session by ranting about anal sex. It began on Wednesday when Kara Bell interrupted the meeting to scold the board on allowing a sexually explicit book to be in the middle school library. Bell told the board that she wanted the book removed.

“I do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school,” Bell told the board. “I’ve never had anal sex. I don’t want to have anal sex. I don’t want my kids having anal sex. I want you to start focusing on education and not public health!”

The book in question, Out of Darkness by Ashley Hope Pérez “chronicles a love affair between an African American boy and a Mexican American girl against the backdrop of a horrific 1937 explosion in East Texas, which killed nearly 300 schoolchildren and teachers.”

According to reports, the book has since been removed. “A district possesses significant discretion to determine the content of its school libraries,” a Lake Travis Independent School District spokesperson told reporters. “A district must, however, exercise its discretion in a manner consistent with the First Amendment.”

The spokesperson added: “A district shall not remove materials from a library for the purpose of denying students access to ideas with which the district disagrees. A district may remove materials, because they are pervasively vulgar or based solely upon the educational suitability of the books in question.”

 

[The Tradition]

Seems a bit judgey... so, no.

 

[Moral]

I remember growing up and reading Where the Wild Things Are Doing Anal. Changed my life.

 

[torbee]

Oh, and since whatever shitty reporter wrote that piece of clickbait "content" failed to let us know whether the book in question actually HAD a description about anal sex in it, I did the very easy research for them and discovered that according to the book's author, it does not:

A Texas School District Banned My Book. Then Things Got Really Ugly.

I’ve been the target of censorship and vicious harassment, but my greatest worry is what this trend means for young people who rely on school libraries.

www.texasmonthly.com

 

[Bro D]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much

 

[torbee]

All that said, I would make every effort to f---k the crazy out of her.

And am pretty sure I could persuade her to pursue butt stuff thanks to my varied skills.

 

[SSG T]

She's REALLY hung up on anal sex.

 

[cfbfan23]

Looks too much like MTG (and Krysten Sinema) .

Wood not.

 

[Colonoscopy]

*goes to library to get Out of Darkness by Ashley Hope Pérez for buttsex scene*

 

[hydro2.0]

Apparently I need to start reading kids books these days. Where the real kinky shit is

 

[torbee]

Apparently I need to start reading kids books these days. Where the real kinky shit is

This is the passage that has the blonde Karen in a butthumping frenzy:

She read, “A Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican,” then rolled through other provocative phrases yanked out of context before landing one last juicy line: “Take her out back, we boys figured, then: hand on the titties; put it in her coin box; put it in her cornhole.”

She had strung together phrases from all over a chapter, but I still recognized the passage immediately. Creating it was painful, one of many times in writing fiction that I’ve had to depict harm that I wish did not exist in the world. Told from the perspective of the senior class at an all-white high school, the section of the novel that Bell pulled from captures the crude fantasies and dehumanizing attitudes that swirl around my main character, the only Mexican American in her school in 1930s New London, Texas. I represent these views in the book so that I can reveal their toxic effect; I don’t endorse them.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

Great video OP

I guarantee she had anal sex and was dissatisfied.

 

[Colonoscopy]

This is the passage that has the blonde Karen in a butthumping frenzy:

She read, “A Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican,” then rolled through other provocative phrases yanked out of context before landing one last juicy line: “Take her out back, we boys figured, then: hand on the titties; put it in her coin box; put it in her cornhole.”

She had strung together phrases from all over a chapter, but I still recognized the passage immediately. Creating it was painful, one of many times in writing fiction that I’ve had to depict harm that I wish did not exist in the world. Told from the perspective of the senior class at an all-white high school, the section of the novel that Bell pulled from captures the crude fantasies and dehumanizing attitudes that swirl around my main character, the only Mexican American in her school in 1930s New London, Texas. I represent these views in the book so that I can reveal their toxic effect; I don’t endorse them.

 

[cfbfan23]

This is the passage that has the blonde Karen in a butthumping frenzy:

She read, “A Mexican is a Mexican is a Mexican,” then rolled through other provocative phrases yanked out of context before landing one last juicy line: “Take her out back, we boys figured, then: hand on the titties; put it in her coin box; put it in her cornhole.”

 

[beanerhawk]

I saw this before, while I agree that book shouldn't be available for middle school kids that's not the right way of going about addressing it with the school board. But she got the attention she was looking for which is really all she wanted to do.

 

[lonestar50]

Did @soybean SIL move to Texas?

 

[torbee]

Exactly!!

Not even a 13-year-old boy (who she is allegedly trying to protect) could!

 

[torbee]

I saw this before, while I agree that book shouldn't be available for middle school kids that's not the right way of going about addressing it with the school board. But she got the attention she was looking for which is really all she wanted to do.

Why should that book not be available for middle school kids?

 

[ICHawk-I]

Have these people ever met kids? Telling them somthing is forbidden is certainly not a way to discourage curiosity. Quite the opposite.

 

[QChawks]

wood

missionary of course

 

[Tenacious E]

Nobody likes a quitter.

 

[torbee]

Have these people ever met kids? Telling them somthing is forbidden is certainly not a way to discourage curiosity. Quite the opposite.

It is quaint and cute that they believe shielding them from the hilariously mild passage in that book is going to somehow keep their little virgin minds from being corrupted.

Nothing in that passage couldn't be said on primetime television in 2023.

I hope none of those poor innocent kids have access to the World Wide Web!!!

 

[StormHawk42]

Soooo she only does anal?

 

[StormHawk42]

I remember growing up and reading Where the Wild Things Are Doing Anal. Changed my life.

Made me spit out my drink. I award you one like sir.

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

What are the chances Kara Bell’s kids spend hours on TikTok and other social media sites each day?

 

[alaskanseminole]

A. If she's right about the book's content, then she's correct (for a middle school).
B. If she's not right about the book's content, then she's a maroon.
C. She's very emotional about the anal sex. Me thinks her husband has protested too much.

Anyone look up the book?

 

[Colonoscopy]

Soooo she only does anal?

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[torbee]

What are the chances Kara Bell’s kids spend hours on TikTok and other social media sites each day?

Only in the hours when they aren't buggering their classmates, probably.

 

[torbee]

Anyone look up the book?

Anyone read any other posts in the thread?

 

[torbee]

Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

 

[alaskanseminole]

Anyone read any other posts in the thread?

Man, I'm still recovering from Trad's LED thread. Cut me some slack.

 

[jellyfish10]

Hate to break it to you lady but your kids are going to do a shit ton of anal when they grow up.

 

[bdcolt45er]

Based on the title I was expecting a hot chick with no legs.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Based on the title I was expecting a hot chick with no legs.

I'll remind you that the title said "off the table"

(not on)

 

[torbee]

Based on the title I was expecting a hot chick with no legs.

Oh you can still do anal with a chick with no legs. You just need to make sure to wedge her into the couch cushions pretty well to maintain leverage.

 

[jasonrann]

She seems fun

 

[ping72]

Why should that book not be available for middle school kids?

This. They’ve heard MUCH worse than “stick it in her cornhole” by middle school age.

 

[FlickShagwell]

That chick 100% takes it in the ass. She wouldn't say she didn't, apropos of nothing, if she wasn't craving it right then and there. She might even be the type to skip the P in the V and just go straight for the PIITB. God love her.

 

[millah_22]

I remember growing up and reading Where the Wild Things Are Doing Anal. Changed my life.

Let the wild Rumpus begin!

 

[goldmom]

Hate to break it to you lady but your kids are going to do a shit ton of anal when they grow up.

Shit being the operative term?