You get one last question to ask your wife/husband/partner on your death bed. What are you asking?

[unIowa]

"Did I provide you a good life?"

 

[HROT]

You finish?

 

[torbee]

Do these pants make me look fat?

 

[unIowa]

Do these pants make me look fat?

Why would you ask something you already know the answer to???

 

[torbee]

Why would you ask something you already know the answer to???

They're dying. No need to stress them out with a tough question.

 

[Colonoscopy]

Now be honest, you slept with my best friend, didn't you?

alternatively:

There is still time for double anal...

 

[unIowa]

They're dying. No need to stress them out with a tough question.

No...YOU are the one dying in my original question.

 

[boxahawks]

Do you have any money stashed away somewhere you never told me about?

 

[TJ8869]

“Where’s the remote control?”

 

[Whiskeydeltadeltatango]

So I'm dying?


" how did you get a key for that lock"

 

[TJ8869]

No...YOU are the one dying in my original question.

I misread this at first and thought about changing my answer. But then I realized that even if I was the one dying I’d still like to know where that goddamn remote is.

 

[darylhawk]

Can I get one last blowie?

 

[BelemNole]

You take the trash out? It's friday.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Did the Cardinals 3 run lead hold up?

 

[FAUlty Gator]

So, I only get one question right?

Dammit!

 

[BrunoMars420]

Can I get one last blowie?

This is the only question to ask

 

[StormHawk42]

Where do you want to go for dinner? Might as well be consistent

 

[DogBoyRy]

Did i remember to put the toilet seat down for you princess?

 

[onlyTheObvious]

“ Do you want to know about my other family? “

Just to F’ with them.

 

[MitchLL]

Can I get one last blowie?

Can I FINALLY get a blowie?

 

[drew_hawk]

"What's your stance on necrophilia?"

 

[bhawk24bob]

Now be honest, you slept with my best friend, didn't you?

alternatively:

There is still time for double anal...

You want two dicks up your ass when you’re on your deathbed? Different strokes for different folks, I guess

 

[The Tradition]

Don't forget to water the tomatoes!

 

[h-hawk]

NOW can I bang your sister?

 

[millah_22]

Do you really want to hurt me........?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

“Sorry, what was that? I wasn’t listening.”

 

[yescyam]

Can you make me a sammich?

 

[JRHawk2003]

What do you mean you never heard of "Russian Backpack"?