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You had me at "scream bald eagles" . . .

One time at a restaurant in France the menu listed “Handburger”.
We chose something else
 
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Told the story before but when my oldest son was about 5 we went to get some Chinese takeout. We were waiting to order when he grabbed my arm. I looked down and his eyes were huge and he's whispering, "We can't eat here!". I leaned down and asked him why. He said, "They're serving human beef!!"

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Told the story before but when my oldest son was about 5 we went to get some Chinese takeout. We were waiting to order when he grabbed my arm. I looked down and his eyes were huge and he's whispering, "We can't eat here!". I leaned down and asked him why. He said, "They're serving human beef!!"

Mongolian-beef-vs-two-diff.jpg
My kid had a friend overnight when he was about 7 or 8. At breakfast, he said not to leave his buddy's bread in the toaster too long because he was "black toast intolerant"
 
Colorado used to have an indoor football team called the Screaming Eagles. They were fan controlled. Even down to play calling on the field. They, uh, did not succeed. Csb
 
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