What was the greatest day of your life?

[Dr. Phil Seuss]

I did not expect it to be, but my wedding day was mine too. Our reception was lit. My wife was hot AF. And she wiggled that dress off after I carried across the threshold, and we had hours of amazing, intense sex (which resulted in her getting pregnant with our first daughter), before incredible sleep and the best breakfast ordered for us by my parents.

Dear penthouse…

 

[Here_4_a_Day]

I did not expect it to be, but my wedding day was mine too. Our reception was lit. My wife was hot AF. And she wiggled that dress off after I carried across the threshold, and we had hours of amazing, intense sex (which resulted in her getting pregnant with our first daughter), before incredible sleep and the best breakfast ordered for us by my parents.

Which one of you "tucked" it?

 

[Menace Sockeyes]

Which one of you "tucked" it?

Leave me out of your repressed fantasies.