The dead zone begins here, so let’s party!

So, have you been invited to the annual “dead zone” party? All the top Dead Zoners will be there.



There will be representatives of the farm chemicals industry, which is selling more synthetic fertilizer to Midwest farmers than they need. A bunch of it flows into Iowa waterways and on to the Gulf of Mexico, causing algae blooms and die-offs that rob aquatic life of oxygen.


“Many of our corn acres are being overfertilized,” USDA Secretary Tom Vilsack said this spring. He’ll also be at the big shindig.




Also on hand will be politicians from both parties who refuse to require any conservation practices, even by using the next Farm Bill to push farmers to improve water quality.


The tile-layers will be there, celebrating the remarkable efficiency of tile drainage sending runoff into waterways. And of course, the ethanol industry wouldn’t miss a chance to marvel how the overproduction of corn for fuel helps make the dead zone possible.


No doubt a huge banner will hang above the buffet: “Iowa, the Dead Zone Starts Here!”


Extra small gulf shrimp will be on the menu.





Scientists backed by NOAA have made their yearly estimate of the dead zone’s size. This summer it’s a whopper — 6,705 square miles, the 12th largest on record after 38 years of measurements.


That’s as big as New Jersey. It’s as big as Yellowstone National Park. It’s bigger than the governor’s campaign donations from agriculture. OK, nothing is that big.


So why do we care about some gulf shrimp? Well, we are a member of the Mississippi River Gulf of Mexico Hypoxia Task Force. The task force’s goal is to shrink the dead zone to 1,900 square miles by 2035.


This year’s dead zone is more than three times larger than the 1,900 square mile goal. The task for objective is also falls well short the dead zone’s five-year average size of 4,298.


The Union of Concerned Scientists estimates the damage to marine habitat is $2.4 billion annually. Sorry, shrimpers.


We know how to turn the tide. We have the technology. For instance, cover crops providing winter cover can reduce nitrogen loss. But like so many practices, some farmers are planting cover crops but the vast majority are not, even after being offered a discount on crop insurance.


Otherwise, farm programs encourage farmers to produce as much as possible, which helps drive overuse of fertilizer.


Dead Zoners also balk at human-made climate change, which dumps record rainfall on states such as Iowa and heats up the gulf. A hotter gulf feeds that Midwest rainfall that runs off, causing worsening algae blooms. It’s as if it is all connected.


And we’re peeing in our own pool. The same nutrients that feed the dead zone cause algae blooms on Iowa lakes and rivers spawning swimming advisories.


But the party continues. So many are making so much money on the status quo. We promised to fix the problem. But our voluntary efforts aren’t working.


Politicians, faced with overwhelming evidence of that fact, should, for example, put, uch sharper teeth in the crop insurance program, pushing famers and landowners to do the right thing.


It’s time, past time, to yank out the voluntary system like a stubborn weed. If only we had the political courage to do it.


(319) 398-8262; todd.dorman@thegazette.com

Arms dealer released by U.S. has…GASP…started selling arms again.

Viktor Bout, the Russian arms dealer known as the “Merchant of Death,” walked out of a U.S. jail almost two years ago in a trade with Moscow for U.S. basketball star Brittney Griner. Now he is back in business, trying to broker the sale of small arms to Yemen’s Iran-backed Houthi militants.

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Minnesota mom, 38, abused two 15-year-old boys at the same time...

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A 38-year-old Minnesota mother of two was arrested after she allegedly had sex with two 15-year-old boys at the same time at a hotel last month.

Allison Leigh Schardin, 38, of Blaine, was taking a “staycation” with her family at a hotel in Roseville where a boys hockey team from Colorado was also staying for a tournament, according to a criminal complaint.

Schardin began talking to the teenagers, who were both members of the team, in a hotel hot tub on the night of Jan. 14, and told them that she and her husband were having marital problems, according to the Star Tribune.

After the boys went back to their rooms, she sent one of them a Snapchat saying that she had just had a fight with her husband and wanted to come to the teen’s room.

In the boy’s room, the mother of two asked the boys how old they were and told them they were young enough to be her kids, according to the Pioneer Press.

She started talking about “sex and stuff,” asking them how sexually active they were and then got into bed with two of the boys.

Schadin then began sexual acts with two of the teens — while a third watched — and asked them to perform sexual acts on her.

The two boys said they felt pressured and eventually told her she had to leave

She later showed up at one of their hockey games and texted the two boys after they returned home to Colorado, police said.

Schardin was arrested on Thursday and charged with charges of third- and fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct.

The restaurant server admitted to kissing and having sexual contact with the boys. She also confessed that she asked them for a condom but “claimed she wasn’t going to go through with it,” according to the complaint.

She is scheduled to appear in court on Monday.

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Do you want Kaleb J to have a Heisman type year and go pro? I do

He has done very well at Iowa and a big time year this year means the Hawks could have a great year. He is probably going pro no matter what but 1500 yards and 11 TDS might get 1st or 2nd round.

Three years of carries and big workload this year with great success then it is time to go.

We have Leshon, Moulton, Jazz and some newer guys and they are very good.

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It's about that time of year...

Monday is the first Monday in October, which means...SCOTUS term. Time for everyone to start honing their bitching and moaning skills, but in the interim, here's a preview...

Prior to today, it looked like we'd be off to a bit of a sleepy start with lots of procedural cases in the October session (other than the gun kit case). I suppose they're saving time for the variety of emergency petitions that will sadly but surely arise out of the election.

But this morning we got some cert grants, including some interesting cases. There's Ames, which appears to involve reverse employment discrimination with a sexual twist (promotion of gay over hetero) and what 'majority class' plaintiffs generally have to show; Smith and Wesson v. Mexico (where Mexico sued them for facilitating gun sales to mexican cartels); FDA v RJR Vape, a first amendment case regarding vaping warning mandates; Blom Bank, involving liability for financial transactions involving Hamas; a nuclear waste case with some procedural overtones; and Guttierez, the case about having religious advisors available at one's execution (which, interestingly, appears to have been granted in a pro se case - you go Clarence Gideon!).

EDIT: Apparently the court also rejected a number of (9) high profile emergency docket cases relating to epa regulations.

Note Dame #11 this week!

They lose at home to Northern Illinois a couple of weeks ago . Now they did beat A&M on the road in their opener…and Louisville but beating Purdue and Miami/Ohio hardly places them as the #11 team in the nation!
The thing is ND has only one or two teams left that could beat them (Navy abs USC) so their path to the play-offs seems pretty wide open.
But if I was Iowa State, I’d be pissed being undefeated at 5-0 and seeing that I share my ranking with Notre Dame.
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