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Poll: music groups of the 80's with 2 different lead singers

Who had the best COMBINED catalog with the 2 lead singers

  • AC/DC: Bon Scott/Brian Johnson

    Votes: 8 27.6%
  • Van Halen: David Lee Roth/Sammy Hagar

    Votes: 11 37.9%
  • Genesis: Peter Gabriel/Phil Collins

    Votes: 6 20.7%
  • Black Sabbath: Ozzy Osbourne/Ronnie James Dio

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Blue for the win

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Op's mom had the whole show and that's a natural fact

    Votes: 2 6.9%

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Planet of the Apes

So the Planet of the Apes series showed up on my HBO list, so I started watching them. What are your thought on the film series?

Planet of the Apes (1968) - Good flick, not great acting, but good enough plot to keep me interested.
Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) - Dear God! Good parts were a recycle of the previous film, the rest was terrible!
Escape from Planet of the Apes (1971) - Haven't seen (after the 1970 one, wasn't sure if they kept getting worse)
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) - Haven't seen (after the 1970 one, wasn't sure if they kept getting worse)
Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) - Haven't seen (after the 1970 one, wasn't sure if they kept getting worse)
Planet of the Apes (2001) - Pretty solid movie, loads better than the original.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011) - Decent film and necessary for the other two.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) - Really enjoyed this movie, builds well off the previous.
War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) - Enjoyed this one as well.

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Planet of the Apes timeline at a glance​

This is a version of the guide above, but free of spoilers.

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
  • War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
  • Planet of the Apes (1968)
  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
  • Escape from Planet of the Apes (1971)
  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)
  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
  • Bonus: Planet of the Apes (1974 - TV series)
  • Bonus: Planet of the Apes (2001)

Planet of the Apes theatrical release order​

Here's all the Planet of the Apes movies, but ordered in which they premiered in cinemas and free of spoilers.

  • Planet of the Apes (1968)
  • Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)
  • Escape from Planet of the Apes (1971)
  • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)
  • Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)
  • Optional: Planet of the Apes (1974 - TV series)
  • Bonus: Planet of the Apes (2001)
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
  • War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)
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Apple unveils low-cost iPhone and new iPad Air during Tuesday’s event

It’s not the flashiest smartphone Apple makes, but it’s one of the cheapest.
On Tuesday, Apple announced a new $429 iPhone SE during a prerecorded announcement it streamed online. It was one of a handful of new updates the company was rolling out.
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The new iPhone SE will have 5G capabilities and a faster chip inside and is still the last iPhone with a home button and fingerprint sensor.
The company shifted its in-person events to video during the pandemic and despite offices slowly opening, is sticking with the format for now. The predictably polished and scripted announcement comes at an odd time for Apple and the U.S. tech industry. The company stopped sales of its products in Russia last week and has limited its Apple Pay service in the country in response to international pressure. Apple is the third largest smartphone manufacturer in the country behind Samsung and Xiaomi, according to data from market research firm IDC.
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Apple hit play on the a prerecorded video live-streaming on its website starting at 1 p.m. Eastern time (10 a.m. Pacific time.)
The Help Desk has distilled the most important things you should know about what Apple unveiled today.

iPhone SE: Apple’s cheapest phone gets faster​

It might not look all that exciting, but Apple’s low-cost iPhone SE just got some interesting internal upgrades. For the first time, the company’s cheapest smartphone comes with support for 5G networks including the ones that prompted problems for aviation officials in January. (Most of those issues have been worked out, though.)
Perhaps more important is Apple’s choice of the chip inside the smartphone — the SE model which stands for “special edition” uses the same speedy A15 Bionic processor found in the company’s most expensive smartphones. That’s a rarity for a phone that costs less than $500, though it certainly comes with its share of trade-offs.
For one, the iPhone SE is a little more expensive than before — its price starts at $429, or $30 more than the model it replaces. The SE also has a smaller, less detailed screen than the Galaxy S21 FE and the Pixel 6, two ostensibly affordable models from Samsung and Google, respectively. And perhaps to the chagrin of photographers, it has just one rear camera — something you’d be hard-pressed to find among even the cheapest smartphones out there. So why should shoppers pay attention to this thing?
Apple’s latest phone costs hundreds of dollars less than either of those other devices, and it features enough computing to potentially outperform them both. And that matters, if not today then over the next few years.
Some analysts say the iPhone SE’s relatively retro look won’t stand in the way of sales. In a note to investors, Wedbush Securities managing director Daniel Ives suggests that 30 million iPhones SEs sold in the coming year would be a “conservative” estimate.
People still love Apple’s small iPhone SE, even as the company moves on to bigger things

The iPad Air inherits some Pro features​

Apple also announced a new version of the iPad Air which, like the iPhone SE, was last updated in 2020, according to Ives and other industry analysts. Starting at $599, the iPad Air is expected to hold onto its status as the company’s midrange tablet option, and may use the same processor found in the new budget iPhone.
The last time Apple introduced a refreshed iPad Air, the company took a slightly different approach. Instead of recycling a processor from an older product, Apple teased a brand new chipset that would later go on to be used in the following year’s iPhones. It’s possible the company may follow suit this year.
We’ll update this story as more new products are announced.

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POLL: Looking Back at Y2K

Which assessment comes closest to your impression of the Y2K scare? (vote for up to 2)

  • It was a hoax or scam

    Votes: 10 11.9%
  • It was a legit concern but in reality turned out to be trivial

    Votes: 30 35.7%
  • It was a legit concern, but blown way out of proportion to give more power to the federal government

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • It was a legit concern, but blown way out of proportion by media

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • It was a legit concern, but blown way out of proportion by the tech industry to make a big profit

    Votes: 13 15.5%
  • It was a legit concern that was averted by good government and industry actions

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • What's Y2K?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

Without doing any research, what's your recollection and assessment of the Y2K scare leading up to the new millennium?

For those who are too young or may have forgotten, the Y2K scare refers to the concern that millions of computers and other tech would encounter massive, possibly deadly problems when systems using 2-digit year coding (most of them) were confronted by the date 00. Algorithms making date-based decisions that require dividing by the year being among the most obvious looming problems.

Would you rather have a strong body odor that smells exactly like feta cheese...

or have your semen be replaced by actual feta cheese? So when you cum, you'll shoot chunks of feta cheese out your penis. For the sake of this question, it won't be painful to have chunks of feta cheese come out of your dick. You also will still be able to impregnate someone, so the ability to have kids shouldn't factor in.

Also, you can explain to people that it's feta cheese coming out of your dick, but nobody will believe you. Everybody will think it's somehow dried up chunks of semen. So if you think you are going to go win America's Got Talent (never seen the show but assume this is the type of stuff that is on there) by shooting feta cheese out your dickhole, that ain't happening.
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