“I’ll have a beer with anybody on here…”

[SolarHawk]

There’s a select few I’d much rather kick in the nuts, but overall yeah, I’d drink with y’all.

 

[goldmom]

There’s a select few I’d much rather kick in the nuts, but overall yeah, I’d drink with y’all.

I’ve never had any nuts so I’m good?

 

[dgordo]

I’ve met several posters on here for beers. Still waiting to have a Pliny with @stevenpatrick

 

[jellyfish10]

Pretty much everyone except the multi handle posters. Those trogs can get bent.

 

[The Tradition]

I think most of you are decent people and it would go fine. But some of you are crazy. Really crazy. And the doxing would start.

You don't have to tell anyone your real name at the tailgate meet and greet if you don't want to.

 

[jasonrann]

Yup!

 

[goldmom]

You don't have to tell anyone your real name at the tailgate meet and greet if you don't want to.

Trad the minute you show up and light a lung dart you’re gonna be known. And if we see your Mazda with the NPR sticker on it it’ll remove any doubts. 😏

 

[ConvenientParking]

This past week marked 4 years without a drop of alcohol. I'm approaching 5 if you toss out two one night slips about 4 months apart during first year of giving up the sauce starting June 2019. However, a few brands have some pretty good near beer these days and those hop waters ain't nothing to sneeze at. There's a very good brand of zero proof tequila downtown HyVee carries but it's always sold out and it makes the best tequila gimlet sodas. So if anyone wants to hang at a place that serves either NA Guinness or NA Corona or O'Douls AMBER (must be amber) or has good mocktails I'm down. Ironically, the only people I won't share near beer with are white Baptists and Calvinists

 

[goldmom]

This past week marked 4 years without a drop of alcohol. I'm approaching 5 if you toss out two one night slips about 4 months apart during first year of giving up the sauce starting June 2019. However, a few brands have some pretty good near beer these days and those hop waters ain't nothing to sneeze at. There's a very good brand of zero proof tequila downtown HyVee carries but it's always sold out and it makes the best tequila gimlet sodas. So if anyone wants to hang at a place that serves either NA Guinness or NA Corona or O'Douls AMBER (must be amber) or has good mocktails I'm down. Ironically, the only people I won't share near beer with are white Baptists and Calvinists

It’s all good.
I mostly have a bottled water all the time and only on a rare occasion will I have a beer flavored water otherwise known as a Michelob Ultra.
I think people will be so busy checking each other out they won’t notice,

 

[Derekd3408]

Pretty much everyone except the multi handle posters. Those trogs can get bent.

Let's grab one soon. I find myself in the Loo/CF area a lot.

 

[tumorboy]

Beer no thanks. Will share some edibles though.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Newsflash: it gets colder than a “witch’s tit in a brass bra” in Tallahassee and there’s a brief episode with snow every year.
They’ll live.
I admit it’s unlikely they’ll break a sweat while stopping your offense - is that what you meant?

Please please please if this ever happens have the game in late November. At Night. Brief episode of cold. Your witches and our witches are definitely not from the same hemisphere😉

 

[goldmom]

Please please please if this ever happens have the game in late November. At Night. Brief episode of cold. Your witches and our witches are definitely not from the same hemisphere😉

Even transplants are shocked by the cold in the Panhandle of NoFla. It’s the damp bone chilling feel off the Gulf that gets to you.

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

This past week marked 4 years without a drop of alcohol. I'm approaching 5 if you toss out two one night slips about 4 months apart during first year of giving up the sauce starting June 2019. However, a few brands have some pretty good near beer these days and those hop waters ain't nothing to sneeze at. There's a very good brand of zero proof tequila downtown HyVee carries but it's always sold out and it makes the best tequila gimlet sodas. So if anyone wants to hang at a place that serves either NA Guinness or NA Corona or O'Douls AMBER (must be amber) or has good mocktails I'm down. Ironically, the only people I won't share near beer with are white Baptists and Calvinists

Hop waters?

 

[ConvenientParking]

Hop waters?

Zero calorie hop seltzers basically. Honestly if you had one of these before you ever had a beer and acquired the taste for beer/alcohol, you would like these better. This is the big brand but a lot of brewers have come out with versions:

Sparkling Hop Water with Nootropics | Non-alcoholic | HOP WTR

HOP WTR is a non-alcoholic sparkling hop water crafted with bold hops and mood-boosting ingredients. Our proprietary blend of stress-busting hops, adaptogens and nootropics bursts with healthy benefits while tasting light, crisp and satisfying. Cheers to never having to choose between having fun...

hopwtr.com

 

[Scruddy]

Yeah sure, what's the worst that happens lol

 

[RollingBallofButcherKnives]

Zero calorie hop seltzers basically. Honestly if you had one of these before you ever had a beer and acquired the taste for beer/alcohol, you would like these better. This is the big brand but a lot of brewers have come out with versions:

Sparkling Hop Water with Nootropics | Non-alcoholic | HOP WTR

HOP WTR is a non-alcoholic sparkling hop water crafted with bold hops and mood-boosting ingredients. Our proprietary blend of stress-busting hops, adaptogens and nootropics bursts with healthy benefits while tasting light, crisp and satisfying. Cheers to never having to choose between having fun...

hopwtr.com

I may live under a rock but I have never heard of these, but I guess I have never searched for anything either. I will definitely try them out.

 

[pink shizzle]

If there’s ever a tailgate involving HROT I suspect we’d spend a lot of time being shocked at what people look like in real life and several awkward moments. Once the group has eleventy seven beers we’d probably have a great time.
Right before FSU kicked Iowa’s ass on the field. 😬🏈

When Iowa plays USC/UCLA or if FSU comes here I'll gladly meet up and have a few. Hell, may even wear a Nole shirt if I'm feeling spicy.

 

[hawkirugged17]

 

[ConvenientParking]

I may live under a rock but I have never heard of these, but I guess I have never searched for anything either. I will definitely try them out.

They're pretty new to HyVee selection (last few years or so) and easy to miss because they're not really marketed the same way as beer brands.

 

[jellyfish10]

Let's grab one soon. I find myself in the Loo/CF area a lot.

Lmk when brother.

 

[millah_22]

I’d have a beer with a few people.

 

[ThorneStockton]

Majority? Yes. All? No way.

Sure there's some that curiosity rules, but there's enough that aren't worth the time.

Lagunitas has a tasty hop water.

 

[Tenacious E]

That used to be said all the time on here by most HORTers when the hypothetical came up. What say you today?

I would have a beer with 90% of the posters. Those on my ignore list (probably like 3 different people with 30 handles) I would not. I can get past politics but not Russian trolls and racists.

 

[lucas80]

Pretty much everyone except the multi handle posters. Those trogs can get bent.

This. I'm equally informative and entertaining in person as I am on HORT. But, hard pass on the people who churn through handles. I suspect most of them aren't good with alcohol, and would get tedious fast.

 

[Derekd3408]

I suspect most of them aren't good with alcohol, and would get tedious fast.

That would make it fun.

 

[billanole]

I parley “Smoky the Dope”, tho it has been years. I would break the streak just to watch it all happen.

 

[jellyfish10]

Beer no thanks. Will share some edibles though.

Why not both?

 

[binsfeldcyhawk2]

I admit it’s unlikely they’ll break a sweat while stopping your offense - is that what you meant?

 

[Bank of Hawk]

I can't because I have self control issues when it comes to alcohol.

I would smoke a weed with anyone here though, but you have to take a hit so I know you aren't a cop.

We will smoke in Illinois or Missouri, so even if you are a cop, ain’t no thang

 

[Moral]

We will smoke in Illinois or Missouri, so even if you are a cop, ain’t no thang

Depends on the cop, eh?

 

[TennNole17]

In this theoretical - can we ban politics as part of the conversation?

Otherwise, no

 

[Hawkman98]

Beer no thanks. Will share some edibles though.

Time and date and I'll be there.

 

[tumorboy]

Time and date and I'll be there.

 

[ClarindaA's]

I’ll be the DD

 

[DogBoyRy]

If there’s ever a tailgate involving HROT I suspect we’d spend a lot of time being shocked at what people look like in real life and several awkward moments. Once the group has eleventy seven beers we’d probably have a great time.
Right before FSU kicked Iowa’s ass on the field. 😬🏈

Shut your bitch whore mouth on game outcome.
You were good until then.

 

[jamesvanderwulf]

Right before FSU kicked Iowa’s ass on the field. 😬🏈

We'll punt you Semenoles back into the stone age...

 

[St. Louis Hawk]

FSU when Iowa runs out three TE’s:

 

[lucas80]

Shut your bitch whore mouth on game outcome.
You were good until then.

If you guys are Florida pals and have a past I will still say this is an unacceptable response to Goldmom.

 

[jellyfish10]

Time and date and I'll be there.

It’s a trap!