America Needs a National Exorcism

[What Would Jesus Do?]

I'm not saying it's DEMONS, but
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it's probably DEMONS.

How else can you explain the hate, the violence . . . people like MTG?

If you are a good Christian, you are required to believe in demons. So if you believe in demons, what's the evidence that it's NOT demons?

And if there's any chance it's demons, wouldn't a national exorcism be worth trying?

How would we go about it if we wanted to conduct a national exorcism?

 

[Formerly Rockymtnole]

I think we need a National Enema instead.

 

[Finance85]

I'm not saying it's DEMONS, but
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.
.

it's probably DEMONS.

How else can you explain the hate, the violence . . . people like MTG?

If you are a good Christian, you are required to believe in demons. So if you believe in demons, what's the evidence that it's NOT demons?

And if there's any chance it's demons, wouldn't a national exorcism be worth trying?

How would we go about it if we wanted to conduct a national exorcism?

Not enough holy water, not to mention honorable priests.

 

[What Would Jesus Do?]

Really? No takers?

How do you explain all the lying, screaming, and violence if not people being taken over by demons?

 

[Finance85]

Really? No takers?

How do you explain all the lying, screaming, and violence if not people being taken over by demons?

Information overload. Constant stimulus from TV's, phones, video games.

 

[BrunoMars420]

I just want a national blowjob day